'Funny Things People Say'

by **Laura-Chan** Tue Jan 20 2009, 15:33

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Re: 'Funny Things People Say'

Post by Laura-Chan Tue Jan 20 2009, 15:33

*Watching football match in Hotel*
Dad: Oh, he's got funny ears!
Me: *gasp* HE'S GOT POINTY EARS, HE MUST BE A SPRITE!
*Whole room goes silent*
Me: O.o um...
Dad: Just, be quiet.

by **Lil Kit Kat** Tue Jan 20 2009, 16:17

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Post by Lil Kit Kat Tue Jan 20 2009, 16:17

Awwe, poor Laura.

by **Always-Abby** Tue Jan 20 2009, 17:38

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Post by Always-Abby Tue Jan 20 2009, 17:38

xD Aww, poor Laura.

by **quater** Tue Jan 20 2009, 17:53

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Post by quater Tue Jan 20 2009, 17:53

A sprite! I always knew football was a magical sport.

by **Always-Abby** Tue Jan 20 2009, 20:25

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Re: 'Funny Things People Say'

Post by Always-Abby Tue Jan 20 2009, 20:25

ash5991 (7:21:13 PM): need to ask u something HUGE
IncompleteAbyss (7:21:19 PM): okay
ash5991 (7:21:34 PM): IF I WERE A HAMSTER WOULD U BUY ME?...
IncompleteAbyss (7:21:41 PM): o_O Uhhh...
IncompleteAbyss (7:21:52 PM): I'd probably forget to feed you Dx
ash5991 (7:21:55 PM): IF U WANNA KNOW Y ASK UYR BF
ash5991 (7:22:22 PM): LOL
IncompleteAbyss (7:22:31 PM): Rofl, what's this all about?
ash5991 (7:22:43 PM): i told him i wanna be a hamster wen i grow up...
IncompleteAbyss (7:22:49 PM): o_O

IncompleteAbyss (7:22:19 PM): If Ashley were a hamster, would I buy her? O_o
Quater200 (7:23:41 PM): You would hun
Quater200 (7:23:51 PM): But you'd let it runaway by accident

by **KarateKeyaQ** Tue Jan 20 2009, 21:12

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Re: 'Funny Things People Say'

Post by KarateKeyaQ Tue Jan 20 2009, 21:12

^

In2nd hour.
Clyde: Nigga please, I had twice as many as you.
Justin: Why does thou call me a nigger?
Clyde:.......
Justin: Is it because I am of a darker hue then most? Then I say, young man, do not judge me by the color of my skin but the CONTENT of my character. Cowboy

(Silence)
Clyde: Nigga shut up.

by **AkiQ** Tue Jan 20 2009, 21:27

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by **Sasori Kung fu masta** Tue Jan 20 2009, 21:33

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Re: 'Funny Things People Say'

Post by Sasori Kung fu masta Tue Jan 20 2009, 21:33

KarateKeyaQ wrote:^

In2nd hour.
Clyde: Nigga please, I had twice as many as you.
Justin: Why does thou call me a nigger?
Clyde:.......
Justin: Is it because I am of a darker hue then most? Then I say, young man, do not judge me by the color of my skin but the CONTENT of my character.
(Silence)
Clyde: Nigga shut up.

xDDDDDDDDDD ROFLMAO.

by **knssquad** Tue Jan 20 2009, 21:35

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Post by knssquad Tue Jan 20 2009, 21:35

Wow

by **Sasori Kung fu masta** Tue Jan 20 2009, 22:57

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Post by Sasori Kung fu masta Tue Jan 20 2009, 22:57

Jake: Your voice is so pretty, It's like an orgasm in my ears!
Me: That's no creepy xD
Jake: It's a good line!

by **knssquad** Tue Jan 20 2009, 23:01

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Post by knssquad Tue Jan 20 2009, 23:01

Jessie: Florida is boring :/
Kristina: How? D:
Jessie: It's so flat, I mean, no mountains or anything!
Me: Nuh uh! You can see far from towers, and then, you can pick off the people who walk by one by one! :D
Kristina: -bursts out laughing-
Jessie: O_O I think she's broken
Me: >.> Should we turn her off?
Jessie: The question is, why is she turned on? D:

by **Angelic Harmony** Wed Jan 21 2009, 09:18

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Post by Angelic Harmony Wed Jan 21 2009, 09:18

KarateKeyaQ wrote:^

In2nd hour.
Clyde: Nigga please, I had twice as many as you.
Justin: Why does thou call me a nigger?
Clyde:.......
Justin: Is it because I am of a darker hue then most? Then I say, young man, do not judge me by the color of my skin but the CONTENT of my character.
(Silence)
Clyde: Nigga shut up.

ROFL!

by **CLAIRVOYANTdisease** Wed Jan 21 2009, 13:01

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Post by CLAIRVOYANTdisease Wed Jan 21 2009, 13:01

*gets new text, don't recognise the number*

?: "Hey, you look hooooooot"
Me: "Uhh, who is this?"
?: "You don't know me, but I know you, beautfiul"
Me: "Sorry, who is this?"
?: "Those PJ bottoms look hot, not sure about the band t-shirt though"
Me: *Oh shit... looks out window, can't see anybody, just doesn't text back*
?: "Sorry if I scared you bbs, but you look fiiiiiiine. Can I come in?"
Me: *SHITSHITSHIT* "Look, who is this?"
?: What you talking about Jo, it's Jess, Dur! Why aren't you in school today?!"
Me: *dies*

...Actually proper scared me D:

by **Laura-Chan** Wed Jan 21 2009, 14:57

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Re: 'Funny Things People Say'

Post by Laura-Chan Wed Jan 21 2009, 14:57

Angelic Harmony wrote:

KarateKeyaQ wrote:^

In2nd hour.
Clyde: Nigga please, I had twice as many as you.
Justin: Why does thou call me a nigger?
Clyde:.......
Justin: Is it because I am of a darker hue then most? Then I say, young man, do not judge me by the color of my skin but the CONTENT of my character.
(Silence)
Clyde: Nigga shut up.

ROFL!

ROFLCOPTER!

by **Laura-Chan** Wed Jan 21 2009, 15:03

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Post by Laura-Chan Wed Jan 21 2009, 15:03

*In science talking about Dangers of smoking*
Me: People can smoke, if they want!
Kate: No! It's dangerous, second hand smoke!
Siobhan (Shiv-orn): What's that?

Kate: *with her lollipop* Like, If you smell my lollipop! With it's gum in the centre! You can smell it, and you want it! It spreads!
Me: ...wtf?
Kate: That's what Second hand smoke is!

by **quater** Wed Jan 21 2009, 16:08

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Post by quater Wed Jan 21 2009, 16:08

That's so not smoking.

But anyway, no smoking for me. Yucko yellow teeth and I already have asthma. I don't need help wheezing.

*Me and my friends talking and walking*
Random kid: This teacher is so racist man she's black so she hate's me cause I'm black
*My friends and I laughing at that kid*
Josh: Oh, that kid is crazy. Gotta love it.
Me: What do you mean by that, honky?
Duncan (White but from south Africa): Yeah, do you have something against African Americans now?
Me: He just doesn't understand the struggle.
Duncan: Word up.

by **Banouin** Wed Jan 21 2009, 17:21

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Post by Banouin Wed Jan 21 2009, 17:21

O_o

by **Always-Abby** Wed Jan 21 2009, 17:24

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Post by Always-Abby Wed Jan 21 2009, 17:24

CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:*gets new text, don't recognise the number*

?: "Hey, you look hooooooot"
Me: "Uhh, who is this?"
?: "You don't know me, but I know you, beautfiul"
Me: "Sorry, who is this?"
?: "Those PJ bottoms look hot, not sure about the band t-shirt though"
Me: *Oh shit... looks out window, can't see anybody, just doesn't text back*
?: "Sorry if I scared you bbs, but you look fiiiiiiine. Can I come in?"
Me: *SHITSHITSHIT* "Look, who is this?"
?: What you talking about Jo, it's Jess, Dur! Why aren't you in school today?!"
Me: *dies*

...Actually proper scared me D:

That's happened to me too! DD:

by **Angelic Harmony** Wed Jan 21 2009, 17:48

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Post by Angelic Harmony Wed Jan 21 2009, 17:48

*Walking home*

Paul: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!
Me: You have some milkshakes? I want some. D:
Paul: You can't afford my milkshake!
Me: What are you trying to say?
Paul: I'm too expensive and good for you, Bitch.
Me: -___-;
Paul: O_O Don't hit me. .__.
Me: *Raises hand to smack him*
Paul: *Squeals like a girl* Ahhh! D:
Me: ROFL!

-----

*Just getting out of school and walking*
Patrick: Paul, you're gay.
Me: Duh. His name is Pa-oool.
Patrick: Where's your sex buddy Pa-ool?
Paul: Right here, nigga! *Points at Juan*
Juan: *Talks with a mexican accent* Jyeah son. I love me some Pa-ool.
Paul: Get on yer knees so I can rape you.
Me: O_O...*Walks away*
Paul: Amanda! Joo know joo want some of theese! :3
Me: Oh lord, yes, yes I do. X3

by **theBOSS.** Wed Jan 21 2009, 18:00

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Post by theBOSS. Wed Jan 21 2009, 18:00

-when we're going out of the locker room into the gym-
Annie: -runs&jumps at the door, crashes into it, and flies back into the wall- SHIT!
Me&Chunga: o__o; wth... (Actually, Chunga was laughing her ass off...)
Annie: I was going to open the door and jump out but my hand slipped...

by **D-Dei** Wed Jan 21 2009, 18:27

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Post by D-Dei Wed Jan 21 2009, 18:27

Haha, I was already out in the gym at this point, so when I heard a slam at the door (I was standing rignht next to it)
Me: ..... Annie -w-..
Mial: Yeah...
Lia: That girl's violent with the stick.
Me: ... *sigh* yeah

by **theBOSS.** Wed Jan 21 2009, 18:37

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Post by theBOSS. Wed Jan 21 2009, 18:37

She nearly decapitated me with the hockey stick again >__>;
Man, that was the girliest scream I've ever screamed today :P

by **Laura-Chan** Wed Jan 21 2009, 19:30

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Post by Laura-Chan Wed Jan 21 2009, 19:30

quater wrote:That's so not smoking.

But anyway, no smoking for me. Yucko yellow teeth and I already have asthma. I don't need help wheezing.

*Me and my friends talking and walking*
Random kid: This teacher is so racist man she's black so she hate's me cause I'm black
*My friends and I laughing at that kid*
Josh: Oh, that kid is crazy. Gotta love it.
Me: What do you mean by that, honky?
Duncan (White but from south Africa): Yeah, do you have something against African Americans now?
Me: He just doesn't understand the struggle.
Duncan: Word up.

I know it's not! Kate can't explain for her life... =P

by **Laura-Chan** Wed Jan 21 2009, 19:31

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Post by Laura-Chan Wed Jan 21 2009, 19:31

We played Hockey the other day in school xD
My friend Ellie tripped herself up with the stick O.o twas funneh

by **D-Dei** Wed Jan 21 2009, 20:13

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Post by D-Dei Wed Jan 21 2009, 20:13

I try to stay away from annie as much as possible.

During warm-up things once:
Mr. Muller: Annie. We're not golfing.

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