*I wonder how they spell 'Coke' in California?...
*You wanna know how they say 'Cola' in Conneticut?...
*I wonder if Jesus ever took baths?...
*I'm gonna put the guitar in the basket clothes...
*I'm smarter than I know you think I am...
*Is bacon made of chicken?...
*I walked into my gramma's guest bedroom, put meh stuff on the bed and asked: 'Where's the bed?'...
*The great wall of China's a river...
*You think God ever gambles?...
*Haha! You dropped your wiener!!!*I was up at 3am w/ some friends while camping & roasting hot dogs*...
*I think, that we should...wait...what was I gonna say?...
*Where do I live?...
*Haha...Flush. (me referring to a song title)...
*Haha...He has a 'P' in his name. Hehe...pee...
*Fire's hot....
*Does that mean we hafta eat?(when we went out to eat)...
*Who are you?(me when my gramma woke me up dis mornin')...