'Funny Things People Say'

Angelic Harmony wrote:Friends talking about stealing some girls Side Kick 3

Ayezalia: I got this brilliant ass plan! Okay, Kathy, you go and bump into her, Michael will try steadying the girl, and I'll grab the phone, toss it to kathy and she'll run!
Michael: Haha, how about no. Ill just go 'Ugh!' and throw Kathy at her.
Kathy: You can't pick my ass up.
Michael: Yes I can. I'll go. "Package delivery, bitch!" and throw you.
Ayezalia: Make her fly. >3
Kathy: Lmao, fly?
Me: Hey, Ayezalia.
Ayezalia: Yeeees?
Me: Wanna tell me where the girl go? She dissappeared.
Ayezalia: O: *Looks around* Dammit! Where'd she go!?
Me: oooh, there she is. :P
Ayezalia: Alright! Plan back in action. >D Now, Michael, get ready to make her fly!
*Bell rings*
Ayezalia: Fucking dammit!
Me: There she goes. Alone.
Ayezalia: >3 Okay again!
Kathy: *Runs after the girl*
Ayezalia and Michael: *Runs after, getting ready to push Kathy*
*Michael trips and pushes Ayezalia into Kathy, making Kathy stumble
Me: *Watching from a distance* ROFLMAO!!!

KarateKeyaQ wrote:Wheeeeeeeee~

Ishmael: Guess what? Thomas has a pure ring on.
Me: o__O?
Ish: He can't have sex until marriage.
Kanquasha: You lying.
Ish: Nuhuh. *turns* Hey Thomas! What's on your finger?
Thomas: A pure ring.
Ish: What does it mean?
T: That I can't have sex until marriage.
Ish: :DDDD Told ya so.
Me: Well that's..very dedicated.
Frankie: Don't you watch porn?
T: No.
Ish: NOTHING? Man, I dunno how you do it bruh.
Frankie: Can you finger a girl?
T: No.
Ish: MY GOD.
Me && K: o__O Ew.
Ish: Watch, he aint gonna know what to do on his honeymoon.
Frankie: xDD H'es gonna be like, "My gosh, I don't know how to do this."
Ish: "What hole do I put it in baby? I was expecting three."
Mrs. Purdue: What a loser.
Class: o____________O xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ROFL

KarateKeyaQ wrote:Me: You heard about Chris Brown going to jail?
Hiro: Hell yeah. Why is it that when Obama is elected the black community decides to fuck up?
Me: xDDD Yeah, sooner or later, Obama is gonna forget about the blacks and just concentrate on trying to help the whites.
Hiro: Yeah. I'll have to reject my Negro side and shed some light on my paleness. "What? No, I am not an African American! How can you tell? Well, I'm not in jail for one."
Me: Damn, that's it? You're no longer black.>?
Hiro: Nah. It never really got me anywhere anyway.

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I was dying.~~
BTW, My brother was kidding ^^.

Deikun wrote:At tkd:

Death, Her sister, and me practicing hosinsool. (Like self defense when someone is grabbing on to your wrist, shirt, etc.) And it looked awkward cuz Death and her sister are going to dress up as guys and act like they're harrassing me or something -_-;; AND.. her sister was taking forever to grab my arm so I'm waiting and uh... -_- yeah.

TakeOne:
Me: *walks out*
Death: Hey, lady~ *grabs my left wrist with her right hand*
Me: >_> wtf xD;;

TakeTwo:
Death: *does the same as above*
Me: *goes under our arm, and I'm twisting her arm so it's behind her, and I pull her hair and kick her knee (backside) and she falls*
Sam: *walks/runs all the way around*
Me: o_o *waiting for her to grab my shirt and she's taking forever*
Sam: *grabs the collar of my shirt/uniform thing*
Me: >_> *cracks up laughing*

Suggestions:
Me: Sam, you have to be quick.
Death: Hey, what about ... before you do me- *pause*
*silence for a split milisecond*
All three of us: xDD

knssquad wrote:

KarateKeyaQ wrote:Me: You heard about Chris Brown going to jail?
Hiro: Hell yeah. Why is it that when Obama is elected the black community decides to fuck up?
Me: xDDD Yeah, sooner or later, Obama is gonna forget about the blacks and just concentrate on trying to help the whites.
Hiro: Yeah. I'll have to reject my Negro side and shed some light on my paleness. "What? No, I am not an African American! How can you tell? Well, I'm not in jail for one."
Me: Damn, that's it? You're no longer black.>?
Hiro: Nah. It never really got me anywhere anyway.

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I was dying.~~
BTW, My brother was kidding ^^.

ROFLMFAO

death-chan wrote:

Deikun wrote:At tkd:

Death, Her sister, and me practicing hosinsool. (Like self defense when someone is grabbing on to your wrist, shirt, etc.) And it looked awkward cuz Death and her sister are going to dress up as guys and act like they're harrassing me or something -_-;; AND.. her sister was taking forever to grab my arm so I'm waiting and uh... -_- yeah.

TakeOne:
Me: *walks out*
Death: Hey, lady~ *grabs my left wrist with her right hand*
Me: >_> wtf xD;;

TakeTwo:
Death: *does the same as above*
Me: *goes under our arm, and I'm twisting her arm so it's behind her, and I pull her hair and kick her knee (backside) and she falls*
Sam: *walks/runs all the way around*
Me: o_o *waiting for her to grab my shirt and she's taking forever*
Sam: *grabs the collar of my shirt/uniform thing*
Me: >_> *cracks up laughing*

Suggestions:
Me: Sam, you have to be quick.
Death: Hey, what about ... before you do me- *pause*
*silence for a split milisecond*
All three of us: xDD

The last one was so awkward. -__-;
If Annie were there, she would have been proud.

Angelic Harmony wrote:Yesterday afternoon:

My lil sister (She's 13): Why are you crying? O_O
Me: I'm not. T_T; *Turns around, wipes eyes*
Sister: Yea huh. OwO tell me whats wrong.
Me: >_>; *Tells her*
Sister: ...Wooooooow.
Me: yea.
Sister: Well, good luck with that.
Me: O: ....Bitch.

And my grandmother starts laughing

Grandma: She's a sly one.
Me: Hmp.
Grandma: now, why you crying over something like that?
Me: Cuz I can? I don't know.
Grandma: Well, if i had sex with vin diesel, would it be right if I just can?
Me: ....*Shudders* oh...gross...
Grandma: -__-; Excuse me?
Me: >_>; I mean...No?
Grandma: Okay then.