'Funny Things People Say'

Angelic Harmony wrote:

quater wrote:Actually, you can't choose a boy or a girl, yet. You can only pick a girl over a boy.

Or at least, that was the case a few years ago. They probably changed that by now.

Well, when i was watching the video, they did pick. Most of the time it came out right. They seperate the boy sperm from girl sperm. Something about girls being bigger then the boy sperm? Idk. i dont remember.

I only know what my mom told me when she was pregnant with Dark Raptor. ^_^

Oh, well because the couple on the video had gave the guy's sperm to doctors and they seperated them, then fertalized the womens eggs with just the female sperm.

Maybes thats why?

Who knows. That stuff is too weird for me. If I want a baby I prefer to do it the old fashioned way with a jumpdrive and a USB if you know what I am saying.

Baby talk. Sweet.

quater wrote:Who knows. That stuff is too weird for me. If I want a baby I prefer to do it the old fashioned way with a jumpdrive and a USB if you know what I am saying.

quater wrote:Who knows. That stuff is too weird for me. If I want a baby I prefer to do it the old fashioned way with a jumpdrive and a USB if you know what I am saying.

ROFLMAO.

9 months later, a file is born, sometimes it a virus and you have to kill it, but other than that, you are fine :D

death-chan wrote:Me: I should marry for the future.
Mom: Yep.
Me: Like, I wouldn't want my children to be ugly. I should marry a good-looking guy. Someone's who's tall. And has long legs so my children don't have to be cursed with the Asian shortleggedness.
Mom: I've taught you well.
Me: ...I should marry a white dude!
Mom: WHAT?!

xDDDDDDDDDDDD
I told my friend I wanted to marry a white dude because I wanted a light skinned baby and he went off on me xP

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Me: I'd be so mad if my very first baby came out ugly.
D: HAHA. I'd be right there in the room, laughing at you horribly and pointing.
Me:...You wouldn't be allowed in the room....I'm gonna marry a white guy because I'm mixed and the baby would turn out gorgeous.
D: WHAT? NO WAY. Nooooooo. No no no no no, you're out of you're fucking mind. A WHITE GUY? For such selfish reasons? You wanna be stuck with him? HUH? I can't believe you'd do that to me.
Me: What if the baby turns out ugly anyway?
D:....I'd still be there, pointing and laughing :]

Angelic Harmony wrote:*Watching Naruto yesterday*

Kid (Forgot his name): I sense something fun is going to happen.
Kabuto: *Smirks* Yes. Something fun is going to happen soon.
My grandmother (Who happens to read that and looking at Kabuto expression): Are you watching some cartoon about raping little kids?
Me: Yes?
Grandma: Oh. Close your eyes on the nasty parts.
Me: O_O kays?

ROFLMAO, i have to admitt that's funny

Wtf?

*Cookery today*
Miss: Excuse me.
Me: Yes?
Miss: Are you meant to be in this class?
Me: No?
Miss: Then why are you here?
Me: Because my friends are...i didn't want to be alone?
Miss: Okay then. Get an apron then!

Rotfl, what the hell Lau?

xD She's a strange person

Some one threw a spoon at her and she ran out the classroom exclaiming "AH! mice!" O.o

And another time, she supposedly put a cat in a microwave...
We make fun of her by going "Meow...Ping!"

Why would someone throw a spoon at a teacher?

Meow....Ping!?

ROFL!

I would throw a sppon at my culinary teacher. >_>;

*At work*

Me: *Baggin groceries*
Felix: *Just throwing things in*
Me: Don't you get in trouble for that?
Felix: Nah, I got it good with the boss.
Me: *Shrugs*

*30 minutes later; Manager walks by*

Felix: *Still throwing randome things in*
Manager: Felix. What are you doing?
Felix: Bagging groceries.
Manager: You're supposed to make sure the items fit right so you use less bags. It's like a puzzle.
Felix: Well, sir, I think bagging is like throwing away a cheap hoe. Not puzzle at all. You choose them *Takes the milk* and when your done looking them over, put them with the others. *Puts milk on bread*
Me: O:
Manager: *Silent for like, 3 seconds* I'll think of that the next time I see a prostitute.
Me: ....*Opens mouth to say something, shakes head* Holy fuck.


I found it crazy, yet funneh. O:

rofl

death-chan wrote:

Deikun wrote:

death-chan wrote:Me: I should marry for the future.
Mom: Yep.
Me: Like, I wouldn't want my children to be ugly. I should marry a good-looking guy. Someone's who's tall. And has long legs so my children don't have to be cursed with the Asian shortleggedness.
Mom: I've taught you well.
Me: ...I should marry a white dude!
Mom: WHAT?!

Haha.

My relatives in Korea are worse o__o;

My parents said they'd flip if i married 'A black man, an indian or some one from the Poor East Europe xD

So i'd said i'd marry a German or an Asian!

We'll throw a spoon at the Cookery teacher because she's crazy >.<

*In English 2; I was having an off day*

Me: *Listening to music, not listening to teacher* *Feels a poke on my shoulder*
Jay: *Whispers* She's looking right at you. Turn your music off.
Me: Why?
Jay: *Looks at the teachers irritated expression* She's getting mad.
Me: Okay? And this is my problem...how?
Jay: O_O; Okaaaay.

*1 minute later*

Mrs. P: Annabell!
Me: *Mutters* God dammit. *Outloud* Yea? And it's Amanda. You need to keep up some.
Mrs. P: Yes.
Me: Yea what?
Mrs. P: No, yes.
Me: ...What the hell do you want. Yes no, whatever. What?
Mrs. P: *Getting more pissed*
Kyle: STUDENTS ARE TAKING OVER THE SCHOOL!
Chris: Blue berry muffins? *Not paying attention*
Kyle: ....I want a blue berry muffin.
Me: ...*Goes back to listening to music*
Chris: I do, too. Yo, Mrs. P, got some blueberry muffins?
Mrs. P: *Sighs* I should have stayed working at the elementary school.

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*In 3rd block; Chem*

Me: You're seriosuly goning to make us run up and down steps and ramps? Why?
Mr. H: Because it's a lab.
Me: I thought we were supposed to be doing science shit.
Mr. H: I don't deal with 'shit' Ms. Valez. I deal with science and math.
Me: It seems like shit to me. *Sighs*
Mr. H: Well, it can sometimes feel like that. And it's times like those, I make you do things like this.
Me: .....That's bullshit.
Mr. H: Do you prefer dog shit?
Me: *Rolls eyes, ignores him*
Kasey: How do you get away with that.
Me: I think it's my charm. (I wasn't thinking about my nickname at the time till after >_>)

Watching a real chance at love reunion.

Chance: You have brown eyes.. and you have darker brown eyes..
Risky: >_> My eyes are green.
Chance: DDD; I meant brownish-green!

ROFL Charm :P

Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:Watching a real chance at love reunion.

Chance: You have brown eyes.. and you have darker brown eyes..
Risky: >_> My eyes are green.
Chance: DDD; I meant brownish-green!

*Was watching that*