'Funny Things People Say'

At school:

Anjel:Who can/wants to go?
Pearl doesn't open until 11 though, so we can all hang out at my house after exams and then walk there.
And feel free to invite a few people if you want to, as long as they're not jerks; the more the merrier!
Please remember to bring money...

Nina:OH OH I - can't. I have a mock trial meeting that's supposed to last... forever. Wish I could =/
Anjel:You're a disappointment, Nina.

Nina:YOU KNOW WHAT ANJEL?
You just do these things on days that I'm
busy so that I can't join you. This way, you make yourself look nice
while you're really being EVIL and trying to avoid me. >P

Winne Xu:tsk tsk tsk. and here i thought u were some sweet little girl wanting
to innocently eat chinese food with her friends. -shakes head sadly-



On Skype:

[8:17:03 PM] Q says: I know.
[8:17:09 PM] Q says: I'd like to say it's original.
[8:17:19 PM] Q says: But it's actually King Solomon's point, from the Bible.
[8:17:33 PM] Kitteh says: ;O
[8:17:47 PM] Kitteh says: We were studying him in school! Theology class.
[8:18:42 PM] Q says: He is teh bizness of good advice
[8:19:06 PM] Kitteh says: X3 My friend called him a man-whore...
[8:19:24 PM] Kitteh says: The dude had 700 wives or something like that. .____.
[8:19:31 PM] Q says: Well he did have lot's of sex. But, pimp is probably more appropriate
[8:19:44 PM] Kitteh says: X3 True.

CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:*gets new text, don't recognise the number*

?: "Hey, you look hooooooot"
Me: "Uhh, who is this?"
?: "You don't know me, but I know you, beautfiul"
Me: "Sorry, who is this?"
?: "Those PJ bottoms look hot, not sure about the band t-shirt though"
Me: *Oh shit... looks out window, can't see anybody, just doesn't text back*
?: "Sorry if I scared you bbs, but you look fiiiiiiine. Can I come in?"
Me: *SHITSHITSHIT* "Look, who is this?"
?: What you talking about Jo, it's Jess, Dur! Why aren't you in school today?!"
Me: *dies*


...Actually proper scared me D:

Awww xDD

Laura-Chan wrote:*In science talking about Dangers of smoking*
Me: People can smoke, if they want!
Kate: No! It's dangerous, second hand smoke!
Siobhan (Shiv-orn): What's that?

Kate: *with her lollipop* Like, If you smell my lollipop! With it's gum in the centre! You can smell it, and you want it! It spreads!
Me: ...wtf?
Kate: That's what Second hand smoke is!

O_O what?

Vovo: I like your
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Vovo: afk msg O:!!
Vovo: whose it for :D?
Me: It'd be for Henry LOL
Vovo: whose henry :D?
Vovo: your lover ;DD?
Me: lol, I'll show you *shows picture of Henry to Vovo*
Vovo: your lovers hawttt
Vovo: Wait
Vovo: Let me see the (2nd) picture first
Vovo: lmao
Vovo: ohhh
Vovo: yes
Vovo: he is very hot :D
Vovo: i still love hyun joong better :D
Me: HYUNJOONG!!!!!!!!!! (etc.)
Vovo: hey
Vovo: his mine back off :X
Vovo: you have henry
Vovo: :X
Me: NUU YOU BACK OFF
Vovo: YOU BACK OFF
Vovo: STICK WITH HENRY -insert my name here-
Me: BACK OFF GAY GUY LOL
Vovo: I'LL GO GAY JUST FOR HIM
Vovo: O<

-

Me: lol, my mom, sister, and I (actually, my mom and sister decided this by themselves -0-) and my mom says she takes joonpyo, ashley takes eejun (kimbum?) and I take hyunjoong.
Vovo: nonono
Vovo: i take hyunjoong
Me: NO. You get that last guy [A/N: That no one seems to really like owo]
Vovo: you take other
Vovo: hell no.
Me: HELL NO.
Vovo: :3
Vovo: HELL NO
Vovo: DONT HELL NO MAH HELL NO
Vovo: ):<
Me: *huge font* HELL NO. I TAKE....... HYUNJOONG. YOU CAN HAVE EITHER THAT LAST GUY OR HYUNGJOON [A/N: Two different guys]
Vovo: fine if i can take a female
Vovo: i take... SON DAMBI
Vovo: ):<

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Me: o_o KIMHYUNJOONG ~
Vovo: back off
Vovo: :X
Vovo: your not related to hyunjoong O< [A/N: Meaning last name is same]
Me: ... wow
Vovo: On the other hand foozah, sam, and i are related
Vovo: O<
Vovo: i'm her umma [A/N: Mom]
Vovo: foo.
Me: lol
Vovo: it's scary though :X
Vovo: he has a baby aka her laptop
Vovo: o-o;;
Me: o_o;;
Vovo: :X
Vovo: i SERIOUSLY
Vovo: wanna shoot
Vovo: arrows out of my eyes
^very random

HELLOkidman: in global, do you have a guy named crystal23111 cuz her name is _______ too.
Me: o_o who is this again? -w-;;
HELLOkidman: ur mom's
HELLOkidman: friends son
Me: o_o;;;;
HELLOkidman: im james but you wouldnt kno
Me: -_-;;;;
HELLOkidman: are you though?
Me: no, but really, who is this? [I havent seen him in like.. ages]
HELLOkidman: james!
HELLOkidman: remember me
HELLOkidman: im only 12
Me: AH!!!
HELLOkidman: and ur like 17
Me: -_-;;;;;;;;;

Me: *picks up the phone* Hi mom!
-silence-
Zach: ....Did you just call me mom....?
Me:....Shut up.

(onzebus)
Hikage: Your hair got long.
Me: I know, I need to cut it.
Hikage: Sometimes, when you're at a certain angle, you look like a guy. Then, when you talk, I think 'Oh, wait, she's a girl.'

death-chan wrote:(onzebus)
Hikage: Your hair got long.
Me: I know, I need to cut it.
Hikage: Sometimes, when you're at a certain angle, you look like a guy. Then, when you talk, I think 'Oh, wait, she's a girl.'

Wow...That sounds really insulting.

quater wrote:

death-chan wrote:(onzebus)
Hikage: Your hair got long.
Me: I know, I need to cut it.
Hikage: Sometimes, when you're at a certain angle, you look like a guy. Then, when you talk, I think 'Oh, wait, she's a girl.'

Wow...That sounds really insulting.

That's what I thought too.

death-chan wrote:

quater wrote:

death-chan wrote:(onzebus)
Hikage: Your hair got long.
Me: I know, I need to cut it.
Hikage: Sometimes, when you're at a certain angle, you look like a guy. Then, when you talk, I think 'Oh, wait, she's a girl.'

Wow...That sounds really insulting.

That's what I thought too.

Yeah, dei's a jerk!

quater wrote:

death-chan wrote:

quater wrote:

death-chan wrote:(onzebus)
Hikage: Your hair got long.
Me: I know, I need to cut it.
Hikage: Sometimes, when you're at a certain angle, you look like a guy. Then, when you talk, I think 'Oh, wait, she's a girl.'

Wow...That sounds really insulting.

That's what I thought too.

Yeah, dei's a jerk!

Yeah. Let's decapitate her.

haha, during 5th period midterm today (I have lunch)
Becky&I: -talking about Annie and Richie-
Chunga (butting in out of nowhere): Wait, WHAT are you guys talking about?!
Me: -ignores Chunga- _(blahblahblah... something personal, blahblahblah)
Chunga: COME ON! What are you talking about?!
Me: ...Me and my boyfriend! :0 <Come on, that was sarcasm.
Chunga: -stares-
Becky: o___o;
Chunga: That pocky is good.

I know Chunga!

All you need to know about her is that if you say "your mom" she'll get pissed off as hell.
And that she likes to eat.

Why will she get mad?

Long personal story.

Aw....

I love saying your mom, too

I don't say 'Your mom' i say 'Ya ma!' Which is the scouse way to say it xD

scouse?

Scouse is what I call gangster

Scouse- Liverpool English ^_^ It's more gangster than other parts.

That's what I said, yo!

Yo, sappo Lad? Ya alreet, yeh? =P

Nothings up, I am fine.

Abby and I were wondering what our first fight/having to forgive the other for something big would be. We are still wondering that, but don't really care.

Quater200 (7:15:43 PM): ...I have a feeling you're going to end up with clair in a corner somewhere.
Quater200 (7:15:47 PM): Oh was kissing off limits Q?
Quater200 (7:15:49 PM): Sorry!
IncompleteAbyss (7:16:02 PM): Huh? xD
Quater200 (7:16:17 PM): That'll end up being what I have to forgive you for xp
IncompleteAbyss (7:16:26 PM): Oh! xDDDD
Quater200 (7:16:35 PM): Yep! ^_^
Quater200 (7:16:49 PM): And with me it'll be like "Why were you late coming to see me, Troy my boyfriend?"
Quater200 (7:17:09 PM): "Um, well, no reason. It definitely didn't have to do with that Scrubs convention on the other side of the street with free doughnuts"
IncompleteAbyss (7:17:27 PM): I probably wouldn't fight with you over that xD
IncompleteAbyss (7:17:46 PM): I only fight if it's serious actually. Otherwise, I'm just annoyed.
Quater200 (7:18:00 PM): ^_^ Fine.
Quater200 (7:18:11 PM): "Why were you late coming to our wedding, Troy?"
IncompleteAbyss (7:18:26 PM): Yeah, I'd be pretty mad.
IncompleteAbyss (7:18:26 PM): xD
Quater200 (7:18:31 PM):
Quater200 (7:18:33 PM): There we go! ^_^
Quater200 (7:18:38 PM): Haha.
Quater200 (7:18:41 PM): Don't worry!
Quater200 (7:18:53 PM): If there was a Scrubs Convention on the same day as our wedding I'd just make you change the wedding day

LOL Q.

Spoiler:

Dunno if sexual organs are good for this thread but it was funny. Lol.