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'Funny Things People Say'
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- Post n°626
Re: 'Funny Things People Say'
ROFL.
xDDDD
xDDDD
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- Post n°627
Re: 'Funny Things People Say'
YuriishiYhun (7:13:52 PM): Wow. Nice. _^
*^_^
YuriishiYhun (7:14:04 PM): . . . *master of typos tonight*
Quater200 (7:14:10 PM): It's okay! ^_^
Quater200 (7:14:18 PM): No one notices typoes anyway
Quater200 (7:14:28 PM): Although you actually corrected that one while it was still in the post.
*^_^
YuriishiYhun (7:14:04 PM): . . . *master of typos tonight*
Quater200 (7:14:10 PM): It's okay! ^_^
Quater200 (7:14:18 PM): No one notices typoes anyway
Quater200 (7:14:28 PM): Although you actually corrected that one while it was still in the post.
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- Post n°628
Re: 'Funny Things People Say'
Kinda...yeah.
Me:*walks in*
Dad: SHIT!
Mom: *what I overhear* Oh man, he better put some clothes on so they don't get into the penis hole.
Me: O_________________O *walks out*
Me:*walks in*
Dad: SHIT!
Mom: *what I overhear* Oh man, he better put some clothes on so they don't get into the penis hole.
Me: O_________________O *walks out*
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- Post n°629
Re: 'Funny Things People Say'
O_O;
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- Post n°630
Re: 'Funny Things People Say'
Matt: Did you know black people get free shoe shine in honor of obama?
Me: *Playing with my cell phone, takes me a few mins to get what he said* Wait, what? Really?
Bon: For reals, for reals.
Me: >___________>
Me: *Playing with my cell phone, takes me a few mins to get what he said* Wait, what? Really?
Bon: For reals, for reals.
Me: >___________>
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- Post n°631
Re: 'Funny Things People Say'
Maya: Ahh! *falls over mumbling stupid stuff*
Me: Are you high!?
Maya: Heh...
Aunt Melannie: Baylee, so you love grandma?
Baylee: No!
Grandma: .____.
Aunt Melannie: ^_^;; Sorry mom.
Me: Are you high!?
Maya: Heh...
Aunt Melannie: Baylee, so you love grandma?
Baylee: No!
Grandma: .____.
Aunt Melannie: ^_^;; Sorry mom.
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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- Post n°632
Re: 'Funny Things People Say'
Angelic Harmony wrote:Paul: It's in the pants.
Me: O_O What is?
Paul: My money!
Me: Oh, okays.
Paul: What you thought I was gonna say? ;3
Me: Your private area.
Paul: Cant say penis? Huh huh huh!? Penis!
Me: ....*Blinks* Sure.
Paul: Well...Why'd you think that?
Me: I would have been surprised.
Paul: Yea! ...Wait!
Me:
-----
*Playing COD 5*
Melly: I suck at this. D:
Me: Yea, you need to get used to it.
Melly: *Screams* O_O
Me: *Drops the controller, screams* Wtf!? -__-;;
Melly: The Zombie almost killed me. OwO
Me: =___=;; So watch out next time.
*Couples minutes later*
Melly: OH MY GOODNESS! *Screams again*
Me: *Hit in the head with the controller, curses*
Grandmother: Amanda! Your mouth. -__-
Me: sorry. Why did you scream...again!?
Melly: He killed me. D:
D: CODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCOD
CODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCOD
CODDD!
Wait. they have zombies? O_O
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- Post n°633
Re: 'Funny Things People Say'
MestUp2000Miles (11:35:23 AM): Rotfl, maybe you just slept on it funny or pulled a muscle or something :P
IncompleteAbyss (11:35:57 AM): If I did that it would have healed over night :P It's been hurting since Friday.
MestUp2000Miles (11:36:10 AM): Woah, thats a long time o_o
IncompleteAbyss (11:36:20 AM): I know.
IncompleteAbyss (11:36:23 AM): :/
MestUp2000Miles (11:38:02 AM): I'm sure it will be fine, the doctors will know what it is, they probably have had like millions of other odd girls just like you, who injure themselves and don't know how they did it. xD
IncompleteAbyss (11:35:57 AM): If I did that it would have healed over night :P It's been hurting since Friday.
MestUp2000Miles (11:36:10 AM): Woah, thats a long time o_o
IncompleteAbyss (11:36:20 AM): I know.
IncompleteAbyss (11:36:23 AM): :/
MestUp2000Miles (11:38:02 AM): I'm sure it will be fine, the doctors will know what it is, they probably have had like millions of other odd girls just like you, who injure themselves and don't know how they did it. xD
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- Post n°634
Re: 'Funny Things People Say'
Deikun wrote:Angelic Harmony wrote:Paul: It's in the pants.
Me: O_O What is?
Paul: My money!
Me: Oh, okays.
Paul: What you thought I was gonna say? ;3
Me: Your private area.
Paul: Cant say penis? Huh huh huh!? Penis!
Me: ....*Blinks* Sure.
Paul: Well...Why'd you think that?
Me: I would have been surprised.
Paul: Yea! ...Wait!
Me:
-----
*Playing COD 5*
Melly: I suck at this. D:
Me: Yea, you need to get used to it.
Melly: *Screams* O_O
Me: *Drops the controller, screams* Wtf!? -__-;;
Melly: The Zombie almost killed me. OwO
Me: =___=;; So watch out next time.
*Couples minutes later*
Melly: OH MY GOODNESS! *Screams again*
Me: *Hit in the head with the controller, curses*
Grandmother: Amanda! Your mouth. -__-
Me: sorry. Why did you scream...again!?
Melly: He killed me. D:
D: CODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCOD
CODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCOD
CODDD!
Wait. they have zombies? O_O
Ha! I have the game. :D
And yup! If you defeat the mission mode with 1 player, you unlock Nazi Zombie mode. OwO It. Is. AWESOME!!!
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- Post n°635
Re: 'Funny Things People Say'
Forreal?Banouin wrote:Matt: Did you know black people get free shoe shine in honor of obama?
Me: *Playing with my cell phone, takes me a few mins to get what he said* Wait, what? Really?
Bon: For reals, for reals.
Me: >___________>
AWESOME!
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- Post n°636
Re: 'Funny Things People Say'
*Hits a kid on a tricycle with her car*
Romie: OH MY GOD! Sweetie, are you okay??
Mattie: Dont help her. If you try and help her, he will kill you.
Romie: >_> Fuck off you little shit.
From The Unborn.
Romie: OH MY GOD! Sweetie, are you okay??
Mattie: Dont help her. If you try and help her, he will kill you.
Romie: >_> Fuck off you little shit.
From The Unborn.
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- Post n°637
Re: 'Funny Things People Say'
*Pink Panther*
Inspector: What? Do you think I don't know how to speak Chinese? That we all know how to chinese but not inspector Kluzo? That you and the other inspectors will take me out to eat some day and only speak in Chinese so I don't know what's going on and laugh at me? Are these your ideas at the water cooler? Of course I speak chinese.
Inspector: In today's world of political correctness you can never be too careful. Even the slightest gesture is regarded as sexual harrassment. And I wouldn't want to put either of us in that awkward situation.
Girl: Oh, I understand inspector.
Inspector: Good, now let's seal it with a kiss and be on our way *Smacks her booty*
Inspector: What? Do you think I don't know how to speak Chinese? That we all know how to chinese but not inspector Kluzo? That you and the other inspectors will take me out to eat some day and only speak in Chinese so I don't know what's going on and laugh at me? Are these your ideas at the water cooler? Of course I speak chinese.
Inspector: In today's world of political correctness you can never be too careful. Even the slightest gesture is regarded as sexual harrassment. And I wouldn't want to put either of us in that awkward situation.
Girl: Oh, I understand inspector.
Inspector: Good, now let's seal it with a kiss and be on our way *Smacks her booty*
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- Post n°638
Re: 'Funny Things People Say'
Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:*Hits a kid on a tricycle with her car*
Romie: OH MY GOD! Sweetie, are you okay??
Mattie: Dont help her. If you try and help her, he will kill you.
Romie: >_> Fuck off you little shit.
From The Unborn.
I love that!
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- Post n°639
Re: 'Funny Things People Say'
ROFLquater wrote:*Pink Panther*
Inspector: What? Do you think I don't know how to speak Chinese? That we all know how to chinese but not inspector Kluzo? That you and the other inspectors will take me out to eat some day and only speak in Chinese so I don't know what's going on and laugh at me? Are these your ideas at the water cooler? Of course I speak chinese.
Inspector: In today's world of political correctness you can never be too careful. Even the slightest gesture is regarded as sexual harrassment. And I wouldn't want to put either of us in that awkward situation.
Girl: Oh, I understand inspector.
Inspector: Good, now let's seal it with a kiss and be on our way *Smacks her booty*
*from eagle eye*
Agent Morgan: If you're staring at me, it better be because I'm the suspect. If not, get back to work or I swear you're all going to be demoted to something that involves touching shit with your hands!
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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- Post n°640
Re: 'Funny Things People Say'
Angelic Harmony wrote:Deikun wrote:Angelic Harmony wrote:Paul: It's in the pants.
Me: O_O What is?
Paul: My money!
Me: Oh, okays.
Paul: What you thought I was gonna say? ;3
Me: Your private area.
Paul: Cant say penis? Huh huh huh!? Penis!
Me: ....*Blinks* Sure.
Paul: Well...Why'd you think that?
Me: I would have been surprised.
Paul: Yea! ...Wait!
Me:
-----
*Playing COD 5*
Melly: I suck at this. D:
Me: Yea, you need to get used to it.
Melly: *Screams* O_O
Me: *Drops the controller, screams* Wtf!? -__-;;
Melly: The Zombie almost killed me. OwO
Me: =___=;; So watch out next time.
*Couples minutes later*
Melly: OH MY GOODNESS! *Screams again*
Me: *Hit in the head with the controller, curses*
Grandmother: Amanda! Your mouth. -__-
Me: sorry. Why did you scream...again!?
Melly: He killed me. D:
D: CODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCOD
CODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCODCOD
CODDD!
Wait. they have zombies? O_O
Ha! I have the game. :D
And yup! If you defeat the mission mode with 1 player, you unlock Nazi Zombie mode. OwO It. Is. AWESOME!!!
Oh, that, Yeah, I remember that.
Well, I played it with my cousin owo... of course, he was better than me..
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Re: 'Funny Things People Say'
You two should talk to my brother. He is always playing zombie games. Left in bed or whatever it's called.
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- Post n°642
Re: 'Funny Things People Say'
quater wrote:You two should talk to my brother. He is always playing zombie games. Left in bed or whatever it's called.
xDDD ROFLMAO.
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Re: 'Funny Things People Say'
Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:quater wrote:You two should talk to my brother. He is always playing zombie games. Left in bed or whatever it's called.
xDDD ROFLMAO.
What?
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- Post n°644
Re: 'Funny Things People Say'
Left in Bed? I think its Left for Dead.
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- Post n°645
Re: 'Funny Things People Say'
*watching the beginning of Snakes on a Plane*
Mom: Ooh, look at his face...
Me: Its covered in blood.
Mom: Yeah.
Me: Yummy blood! :D
Mom: DX Ew!
Mom: Ooh, look at his face...
Me: Its covered in blood.
Mom: Yeah.
Me: Yummy blood! :D
Mom: DX Ew!
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- Post n°646
Re: 'Funny Things People Say'
Kitty Kat 1379 wrote: Left in Bed? I think its Left for Dead.
Now that hardly makes any sense...
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- Post n°647
Re: 'Funny Things People Say'
Me: But you mess me up when you sing with me.
Jake: I'll sing quietly. *Whispers* Can you hear me?
Me: Yes.
Jake: Is it quiet?
Me: Yes.
Jake: Is it beautiful?
Me: xD Gorgeous.
Jake: I'll sing quietly. *Whispers* Can you hear me?
Me: Yes.
Jake: Is it quiet?
Me: Yes.
Jake: Is it beautiful?
Me: xD Gorgeous.
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- Post n°648
Re: 'Funny Things People Say'
Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:*Hits a kid on a tricycle with her car*
Romie: OH MY GOD! Sweetie, are you okay??
Mattie: Dont help her. If you try and help her, he will kill you.
Romie: >_> Fuck off you little shit.
From The Unborn.
ROFL! I LOVE that part!
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- Post n°649
Re: 'Funny Things People Say'
.___. I didnt title it that...quater wrote:Kitty Kat 1379 wrote: Left in Bed? I think its Left for Dead.
Now that hardly makes any sense...
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- Post n°650
Re: 'Funny Things People Say'
Amy: There's actually only one poll!
Me: What how many polish people are there?
Steph: Are we changing it to make it relevant to Aleks?
Amy: No, not a polish person, I meant a poll, like a vote
Me: Oh, I thought you meant Polish people xD
Steph: Oh! Thats like when Aleks came round my house and my mum went "Were's Stephanie?" And Jo[me] said "She's standing behind the pole"
Me&Steph:
Amy&Aleks: O_______O
Hmm, it seemed funnier in class xD
Me: What how many polish people are there?
Steph: Are we changing it to make it relevant to Aleks?
Amy: No, not a polish person, I meant a poll, like a vote
Me: Oh, I thought you meant Polish people xD
Steph: Oh! Thats like when Aleks came round my house and my mum went "Were's Stephanie?" And Jo[me] said "She's standing behind the pole"
Me&Steph:
Amy&Aleks: O_______O
Hmm, it seemed funnier in class xD