Funny Jokes

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:Good thing Canada exists

Otherwise you'd live in our country and the 300 million of us are truly grateful Xp

Yeah, well we have oil and land. And an idiotic liberal way of life, but it sort of balances out! ...sort of.

Well fancy that we have land and oil too. But some of our land isn't even under snow ^_^ (Some Alaska kinda helps balance that out)

Oh fun...Liberalism. And you have lot's of french too....Why would anyone move there again?

quater wrote:

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:

quater wrote:Technically so do I according to the Google Map.

Really? Awesome.

Yep I live in a river that opens into an ocean ?

xDDD I noticed that once,
and I think I was talking to Shu, i was like,
"Well.. according to google map Q is swimming with the fishes!"

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:Good thing Canada exists

Otherwise you'd live in our country and the 300 million of us are truly grateful Xp

Yeah, well we have oil and land. And an idiotic liberal way of life, but it sort of balances out! ...sort of.

Well fancy that we have land and oil too. But some of our land isn't even under snow ^_^ (Some Alaska kinda helps balance that out)

Oh fun...Liberalism. And you have lot's of french too....Why would anyone move there again?

FRENCH is awesome!!!!


Last I checked, America had some french communities as well

Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:

quater wrote:

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:

quater wrote:Technically so do I according to the Google Map.

Really? Awesome.

Yep I live in a river that opens into an ocean ?

xDDD I noticed that once,
and I think I was talking to Shu, i was like,
"Well.. according to google map Q is swimming with the fishes!"

It's cause I am mermaid.

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:Good thing Canada exists

Otherwise you'd live in our country and the 300 million of us are truly grateful Xp

Yeah, well we have oil and land. And an idiotic liberal way of life, but it sort of balances out! ...sort of.

Well fancy that we have land and oil too. But some of our land isn't even under snow ^_^ (Some Alaska kinda helps balance that out)

Oh fun...Liberalism. And you have lot's of french too....Why would anyone move there again?

FRENCH is awesome!!!!


Last I checked, America had some french communities as well

Have you ever tried talking to a telephone operator from Quebec, ama? They're all snobs

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:Good thing Canada exists

Otherwise you'd live in our country and the 300 million of us are truly grateful Xp

Yeah, well we have oil and land. And an idiotic liberal way of life, but it sort of balances out! ...sort of.

Well fancy that we have land and oil too. But some of our land isn't even under snow ^_^ (Some Alaska kinda helps balance that out)

Oh fun...Liberalism. And you have lot's of french too....Why would anyone move there again?

FRENCH is awesome!!!!


Last I checked, America had some french communities as well

Where?

I have yet to meet a french person and I have been in a lot of American places (well I have seen them but maybe just once or twice ^_^)

And again why would anyone move there?

Aichu wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:Good thing Canada exists

Otherwise you'd live in our country and the 300 million of us are truly grateful Xp

Yeah, well we have oil and land. And an idiotic liberal way of life, but it sort of balances out! ...sort of.

Well fancy that we have land and oil too. But some of our land isn't even under snow ^_^ (Some Alaska kinda helps balance that out)

Oh fun...Liberalism. And you have lot's of french too....Why would anyone move there again?

FRENCH is awesome!!!!


Last I checked, America had some french communities as well

Have you ever tried talking to a telephone operator from Quebec, ama? They're all snobs

maybe

I can't remember

quater wrote:

Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:

quater wrote:

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:

quater wrote:Technically so do I according to the Google Map.

Really? Awesome.

Yep I live in a river that opens into an ocean ?

xDDD I noticed that once,
and I think I was talking to Shu, i was like,
"Well.. according to google map Q is swimming with the fishes!"

It's cause I am mermaid.

Wow!
I was thinking merman,
but mermaid works too i suppose.

Google map says I live in Kansas.. and I do not.
I live.. maaaannyy miles from kansas.

Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:

quater wrote:

Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:

quater wrote:

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:

quater wrote:Technically so do I according to the Google Map.

Really? Awesome.

Yep I live in a river that opens into an ocean ?

xDDD I noticed that once,
and I think I was talking to Shu, i was like,
"Well.. according to google map Q is swimming with the fishes!"

It's cause I am mermaid.

Wow!
I was thinking merman,
but mermaid works too i suppose.

Google map says I live in Kansas.. and I do not.
I live.. maaaannyy miles from kansas.

Technical terms confuse me.

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:Good thing Canada exists

Otherwise you'd live in our country and the 300 million of us are truly grateful Xp

Yeah, well we have oil and land. And an idiotic liberal way of life, but it sort of balances out! ...sort of.

Well fancy that we have land and oil too. But some of our land isn't even under snow ^_^ (Some Alaska kinda helps balance that out)

Oh fun...Liberalism. And you have lot's of french too....Why would anyone move there again?

FRENCH is awesome!!!!


Last I checked, America had some french communities as well

Where?

I have yet to meet a french person and I have been in a lot of American places (well I have seen them but maybe just once or twice ^_^)

And again why would anyone move there?

Well, we're not quite as far along in economic recession yet. Plus it's beautiful up here (seriously...British Columbia is just breath-taking), it's easier to get into universities, housing is dirt-cheap in some places, crime rates are lower and the people are pretty friendly.

quater wrote:

Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:

quater wrote:

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:

quater wrote:Technically so do I according to the Google Map.

Really? Awesome.

Yep I live in a river that opens into an ocean ?

xDDD I noticed that once,
and I think I was talking to Shu, i was like,
"Well.. according to google map Q is swimming with the fishes!"

It's cause I am mermaid.

I thought I told you that you're a merMAN... >_>

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:Good thing Canada exists

Otherwise you'd live in our country and the 300 million of us are truly grateful Xp

Yeah, well we have oil and land. And an idiotic liberal way of life, but it sort of balances out! ...sort of.

Well fancy that we have land and oil too. But some of our land isn't even under snow ^_^ (Some Alaska kinda helps balance that out)

Oh fun...Liberalism. And you have lot's of french too....Why would anyone move there again?

FRENCH is awesome!!!!


Last I checked, America had some french communities as well

Where?

I have yet to meet a french person and I have been in a lot of American places (well I have seen them but maybe just once or twice ^_^)

And again why would anyone move there?

Well, we're not quite as far along in economic recession yet. Plus it's beautiful up here (seriously...British Columbia is just breath-taking), it's easier to get into universities, housing is dirt-cheap in some places, crime rates are lower and the people are pretty friendly.

It's beautiful where I live. I love my florida coast with it's swampiness and nice sandy beaches and warm water.

The competition of Colleges is what actually drives people to work hard in America.

Housing is 3 pesos in some places.

There are a lot less people in Canada so who is there to shoot and let's not forget the American South is renowned for it's hospitality (And some slavery thing 150 years ago)

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:Good thing Canada exists

Otherwise you'd live in our country and the 300 million of us are truly grateful Xp

Yeah, well we have oil and land. And an idiotic liberal way of life, but it sort of balances out! ...sort of.

Well fancy that we have land and oil too. But some of our land isn't even under snow ^_^ (Some Alaska kinda helps balance that out)

Oh fun...Liberalism. And you have lot's of french too....Why would anyone move there again?

FRENCH is awesome!!!!


Last I checked, America had some french communities as well

Where?

I have yet to meet a french person and I have been in a lot of American places (well I have seen them but maybe just once or twice ^_^)

And again why would anyone move there?

some places down in Louisiana I believe

somwhere in the sourthern states there are

I thought the southern states were supposed to be the most conservative. I can't imagine them speaking french.

that's because the southern were first colonized by the frenchies.

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:Good thing Canada exists

Otherwise you'd live in our country and the 300 million of us are truly grateful Xp

Yeah, well we have oil and land. And an idiotic liberal way of life, but it sort of balances out! ...sort of.

Well fancy that we have land and oil too. But some of our land isn't even under snow ^_^ (Some Alaska kinda helps balance that out)

Oh fun...Liberalism. And you have lot's of french too....Why would anyone move there again?

FRENCH is awesome!!!!


Last I checked, America had some french communities as well

Where?

I have yet to meet a french person and I have been in a lot of American places (well I have seen them but maybe just once or twice ^_^)

And again why would anyone move there?

Well, we're not quite as far along in economic recession yet. Plus it's beautiful up here (seriously...British Columbia is just breath-taking), it's easier to get into universities, housing is dirt-cheap in some places, crime rates are lower and the people are pretty friendly.

It's beautiful where I live. I love my florida coast with it's swampiness and nice sandy beaches and warm water.

The competition of Colleges is what actually drives people to work hard in America.

Housing is 3 pesos in some places.

There are a lot less people in Canada so who is there to shoot and let's not forget the American South is renowned for it's hospitality (And some slavery thing 150 years ago)

Atlantic Canada's own Saint-John from New-Brunswick (which happens to be around my area) was named the happiest city in Canada and the Maritimes are the most hospitable place in Canada and posibly more hospitable than most states.

We also have stunning scenery
Trees, rocks, Moose, okay, well not that interesting really.

But we have the best view of the Atlantic Ocean anywhere in North America

Also The Bay of Fundy is a hurricane killer so we don't ahve to worry about them
We don't get that cold of winter's (usually in the minus 10 to minus 20 degree Celsius range)
usually school is canceled three times due to snow fall
so not as much snow as other places in Canada

Our summers are mild but not muggy or extremely hot

Although our waters are super cold

and Our Bay of Fundy has more water life species than the Great Barrier Reef

TheFirstKnight wrote:that's because the southern were first colonized by the frenchies.

And the Spanish (Florida ^_^)

"We also have stunning scenery
Trees, rocks, Moose, okay, well not that interesting really." -Ama

Thats funny!

Aichu wrote:I thought the southern states were supposed to be the most conservative. I can't imagine them speaking french.

It depends

Part of the South was French, Louisana purchase but I am thinking Georgia, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia South which is pretty much still south but not French Like Louisana, Mississippi, and Arkansas (Also Texas is southern in my opinion which was Hispanic and still is)

wtf? NO BIG WORDS IN THE FUNNY JOKES THREAD!! >:O

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:Good thing Canada exists

Otherwise you'd live in our country and the 300 million of us are truly grateful Xp

Yeah, well we have oil and land. And an idiotic liberal way of life, but it sort of balances out! ...sort of.

Well fancy that we have land and oil too. But some of our land isn't even under snow ^_^ (Some Alaska kinda helps balance that out)

Oh fun...Liberalism. And you have lot's of french too....Why would anyone move there again?

FRENCH is awesome!!!!


Last I checked, America had some french communities as well

Where?

I have yet to meet a french person and I have been in a lot of American places (well I have seen them but maybe just once or twice ^_^)

And again why would anyone move there?

Well, we're not quite as far along in economic recession yet. Plus it's beautiful up here (seriously...British Columbia is just breath-taking), it's easier to get into universities, housing is dirt-cheap in some places, crime rates are lower and the people are pretty friendly.

It's beautiful where I live. I love my florida coast with it's swampiness and nice sandy beaches and warm water.

The competition of Colleges is what actually drives people to work hard in America.

Housing is 3 pesos in some places.

There are a lot less people in Canada so who is there to shoot and let's not forget the American South is renowned for it's hospitality (And some slavery thing 150 years ago)

Atlantic Canada's own Saint-John from New-Brunswick (which happens to be around my area) was named the happiest city in Canada and the Maritimes are the most hospitable place in Canada and posibly more hospitable than most states.

We also have stunning scenery
Trees, rocks, Moose, okay, well not that interesting really.

But we have the best view of the Atlantic Ocean anywhere in North America

Also The Bay of Fundy is a hurricane killer so we don't ahve to worry about them
We don't get that cold of winter's (usually in the minus 10 to minus 20 degree Celsius range)
usually school is canceled three times due to snow fall
so not as much snow as other places in Canada

Our summers are mild but not muggy or extremely hot

Although our waters are super cold

and Our Bay of Fundy has more water life species than the Great Barrier Reef

I stopped caring after negative ten celsius. Bro my winters are like 20 Degrees celsius and I am happy about that you crazy cat.

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:Good thing Canada exists

Otherwise you'd live in our country and the 300 million of us are truly grateful Xp

Yeah, well we have oil and land. And an idiotic liberal way of life, but it sort of balances out! ...sort of.

Well fancy that we have land and oil too. But some of our land isn't even under snow ^_^ (Some Alaska kinda helps balance that out)

Oh fun...Liberalism. And you have lot's of french too....Why would anyone move there again?

FRENCH is awesome!!!!


Last I checked, America had some french communities as well

Where?

I have yet to meet a french person and I have been in a lot of American places (well I have seen them but maybe just once or twice ^_^)

And again why would anyone move there?

Well, we're not quite as far along in economic recession yet. Plus it's beautiful up here (seriously...British Columbia is just breath-taking), it's easier to get into universities, housing is dirt-cheap in some places, crime rates are lower and the people are pretty friendly.

It's beautiful where I live. I love my florida coast with it's swampiness and nice sandy beaches and warm water.

The competition of Colleges is what actually drives people to work hard in America.

Housing is 3 pesos in some places.

There are a lot less people in Canada so who is there to shoot and let's not forget the American South is renowned for it's hospitality (And some slavery thing 150 years ago)

Atlantic Canada's own Saint-John from New-Brunswick (which happens to be around my area) was named the happiest city in Canada and the Maritimes are the most hospitable place in Canada and posibly more hospitable than most states.

We also have stunning scenery
Trees, rocks, Moose, okay, well not that interesting really.

But we have the best view of the Atlantic Ocean anywhere in North America

Also The Bay of Fundy is a hurricane killer so we don't ahve to worry about them
We don't get that cold of winter's (usually in the minus 10 to minus 20 degree Celsius range)
usually school is canceled three times due to snow fall
so not as much snow as other places in Canada

Our summers are mild but not muggy or extremely hot

Although our waters are super cold

and Our Bay of Fundy has more water life species than the Great Barrier Reef

I stopped caring after negative ten celsius. Bro my winters are like 20 Degrees celsius and I am happy about that you crazy cat.

Also Oldest City in North America

Aichu wrote:I thought the southern states were supposed to be the most conservative. I can't imagine them speaking french.

They all speak Spanish because of Mexico and communications with the Latino community.

No Habla Espanol? Basically, for sure, almost no one except the people in fine arts know a word of French

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:Good thing Canada exists

Otherwise you'd live in our country and the 300 million of us are truly grateful Xp

Yeah, well we have oil and land. And an idiotic liberal way of life, but it sort of balances out! ...sort of.

Well fancy that we have land and oil too. But some of our land isn't even under snow ^_^ (Some Alaska kinda helps balance that out)

Oh fun...Liberalism. And you have lot's of french too....Why would anyone move there again?

FRENCH is awesome!!!!


Last I checked, America had some french communities as well

Where?

I have yet to meet a french person and I have been in a lot of American places (well I have seen them but maybe just once or twice ^_^)

And again why would anyone move there?

Well, we're not quite as far along in economic recession yet. Plus it's beautiful up here (seriously...British Columbia is just breath-taking), it's easier to get into universities, housing is dirt-cheap in some places, crime rates are lower and the people are pretty friendly.

It's beautiful where I live. I love my florida coast with it's swampiness and nice sandy beaches and warm water.

The competition of Colleges is what actually drives people to work hard in America.

Housing is 3 pesos in some places.

There are a lot less people in Canada so who is there to shoot and let's not forget the American South is renowned for it's hospitality (And some slavery thing 150 years ago)

Atlantic Canada's own Saint-John from New-Brunswick (which happens to be around my area) was named the happiest city in Canada and the Maritimes are the most hospitable place in Canada and posibly more hospitable than most states.

We also have stunning scenery
Trees, rocks, Moose, okay, well not that interesting really.

But we have the best view of the Atlantic Ocean anywhere in North America

Also The Bay of Fundy is a hurricane killer so we don't ahve to worry about them
We don't get that cold of winter's (usually in the minus 10 to minus 20 degree Celsius range)
usually school is canceled three times due to snow fall
so not as much snow as other places in Canada

Our summers are mild but not muggy or extremely hot

Although our waters are super cold

and Our Bay of Fundy has more water life species than the Great Barrier Reef

I stopped caring after negative ten celsius. Bro my winters are like 20 Degrees celsius and I am happy about that you crazy cat.

Also Oldest City in North America

The Oldest Fortress/Settlement in North America is St. Augustine I believe. It's what I have always been told. The Oldest ENGLISH founded city is in Canada but the Spanish beat the English To America by quite a blitz.

Titaniumxvx wrote:

Aichu wrote:I thought the southern states were supposed to be the most conservative. I can't imagine them speaking french.

They all speak Spanish because of Mexico and communications with the Latino community.

No Habla Espanol? Basically, for sure, almost no one except the people in fine arts know a word of French

Actually most are only fluent in redneck -_-