by Yay! I wan a little christmas funniez! :D why not? Whats more brighter than christmas and a joke? :D
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Christmas Jokes! :D
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this one time for christmas when i was 7, i wanted presents really bad. so i jumped on te nearest present and started tearing off the wrapping paper and it was a box with pants inside. i put on the pants which were way too big for me and my mom walked in the room and said "why are you opening your daddy's gift?" "........this is daddy's gift?" my mom started cracking up.
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oh my sponge bob pants
I remember my mom getting sponge bob pants but they where big.
I remember my mom getting sponge bob pants but they where big.
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When santa see your mom he says, Ho Ho Ho.
Santa and Rudolph go to a bar. They get drunk and start driving the sleigh. Air police try to get them and santa says, "Turn off that damn nose of yours." and Rudolph said "I can't help it."
(Jeff: The night before Christmas and all through the house...
Peanut: Why does it has to be a house? What happens to the kids in apartments uncle Jeffy.
J: Okay its a apartment. Not a creature was stirring...
P: Except the a-hole in 2B
J: Not even a mouse...
P: Your in a apartment thats a rat.
Want more? Watch Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas special. (Thats only this part.))
Santa and Rudolph go to a bar. They get drunk and start driving the sleigh. Air police try to get them and santa says, "Turn off that damn nose of yours." and Rudolph said "I can't help it."
(Jeff: The night before Christmas and all through the house...
Peanut: Why does it has to be a house? What happens to the kids in apartments uncle Jeffy.
J: Okay its a apartment. Not a creature was stirring...
P: Except the a-hole in 2B
J: Not even a mouse...
P: Your in a apartment thats a rat.
Want more? Watch Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas special. (Thats only this part.))
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I love Jeff Dunham!DUN HAM!
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lol
i havve a 'funny' joke but i cant remember :P
i havve a 'funny' joke but i cant remember :P
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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles !
What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia !
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !
What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight !
Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !
How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick !
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles !
What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia !
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !
What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight !
Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !
How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick !
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nice ^_^
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