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amaterasu wrote:Good thing Canada exists

Otherwise you'd live in our country and the 300 million of us are truly grateful Xp

Yeah, well we have oil and land. And an idiotic liberal way of life, but it sort of balances out! ...sort of.

Well fancy that we have land and oil too. But some of our land isn't even under snow ^_^ (Some Alaska kinda helps balance that out)

Oh fun...Liberalism. And you have lot's of french too....Why would anyone move there again?

FRENCH is awesome!!!!


Last I checked, America had some french communities as well

Where?

I have yet to meet a french person and I have been in a lot of American places (well I have seen them but maybe just once or twice ^_^)

And again why would anyone move there?

Well, we're not quite as far along in economic recession yet. Plus it's beautiful up here (seriously...British Columbia is just breath-taking), it's easier to get into universities, housing is dirt-cheap in some places, crime rates are lower and the people are pretty friendly.

It's beautiful where I live. I love my florida coast with it's swampiness and nice sandy beaches and warm water.

The competition of Colleges is what actually drives people to work hard in America.

Housing is 3 pesos in some places.

There are a lot less people in Canada so who is there to shoot and let's not forget the American South is renowned for it's hospitality (And some slavery thing 150 years ago)

Atlantic Canada's own Saint-John from New-Brunswick (which happens to be around my area) was named the happiest city in Canada and the Maritimes are the most hospitable place in Canada and posibly more hospitable than most states.

We also have stunning scenery
Trees, rocks, Moose, okay, well not that interesting really.

But we have the best view of the Atlantic Ocean anywhere in North America

Also The Bay of Fundy is a hurricane killer so we don't ahve to worry about them
We don't get that cold of winter's (usually in the minus 10 to minus 20 degree Celsius range)
usually school is canceled three times due to snow fall
so not as much snow as other places in Canada

Our summers are mild but not muggy or extremely hot

Although our waters are super cold

and Our Bay of Fundy has more water life species than the Great Barrier Reef

I stopped caring after negative ten celsius. Bro my winters are like 20 Degrees celsius and I am happy about that you crazy cat.

Also Oldest City in North America

The Oldest Fortress/Settlement in North America is St. Augustine I believe. It's what I have always been told. The Oldest ENGLISH founded city is in Canada but the Spanish beat the English To America by quite a blitz.

amaterasu wrote:

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amaterasu wrote:

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Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:Good thing Canada exists

Otherwise you'd live in our country and the 300 million of us are truly grateful Xp

Yeah, well we have oil and land. And an idiotic liberal way of life, but it sort of balances out! ...sort of.

Well fancy that we have land and oil too. But some of our land isn't even under snow ^_^ (Some Alaska kinda helps balance that out)

Oh fun...Liberalism. And you have lot's of french too....Why would anyone move there again?

FRENCH is awesome!!!!


Last I checked, America had some french communities as well

Where?

I have yet to meet a french person and I have been in a lot of American places (well I have seen them but maybe just once or twice ^_^)

And again why would anyone move there?

Well, we're not quite as far along in economic recession yet. Plus it's beautiful up here (seriously...British Columbia is just breath-taking), it's easier to get into universities, housing is dirt-cheap in some places, crime rates are lower and the people are pretty friendly.

It's beautiful where I live. I love my florida coast with it's swampiness and nice sandy beaches and warm water.

The competition of Colleges is what actually drives people to work hard in America.

Housing is 3 pesos in some places.

There are a lot less people in Canada so who is there to shoot and let's not forget the American South is renowned for it's hospitality (And some slavery thing 150 years ago)

Atlantic Canada's own Saint-John from New-Brunswick (which happens to be around my area) was named the happiest city in Canada and the Maritimes are the most hospitable place in Canada and posibly more hospitable than most states.

We also have stunning scenery
Trees, rocks, Moose, okay, well not that interesting really.

But we have the best view of the Atlantic Ocean anywhere in North America

Also The Bay of Fundy is a hurricane killer so we don't ahve to worry about them
We don't get that cold of winter's (usually in the minus 10 to minus 20 degree Celsius range)
usually school is canceled three times due to snow fall
so not as much snow as other places in Canada

Our summers are mild but not muggy or extremely hot

Although our waters are super cold

and Our Bay of Fundy has more water life species than the Great Barrier Reef

I stopped caring after negative ten celsius. Bro my winters are like 20 Degrees celsius and I am happy about that you crazy cat.

Also Oldest City in North America

The Oldest Fortress/Settlement in North America is St. Augustine I believe. It's what I have always been told. The Oldest ENGLISH founded city is in Canada but the Spanish beat the English To America by quite a blitz.

hmm, maybe it was the oldest Incorporated city?

oh well not important

I've been to florida before actually, It was boring

Titaniumxvx wrote:

Aichu wrote:I thought the southern states were supposed to be the most conservative. I can't imagine them speaking french.

They all speak Spanish because of Mexico and communications with the Latino community.

No Habla Espanol? Basically, for sure, almost no one except the people in fine arts know a word of French

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amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:Good thing Canada exists

Otherwise you'd live in our country and the 300 million of us are truly grateful Xp

Yeah, well we have oil and land. And an idiotic liberal way of life, but it sort of balances out! ...sort of.

Well fancy that we have land and oil too. But some of our land isn't even under snow ^_^ (Some Alaska kinda helps balance that out)

Oh fun...Liberalism. And you have lot's of french too....Why would anyone move there again?

FRENCH is awesome!!!!


Last I checked, America had some french communities as well

Where?

I have yet to meet a french person and I have been in a lot of American places (well I have seen them but maybe just once or twice ^_^)

And again why would anyone move there?

Well, we're not quite as far along in economic recession yet. Plus it's beautiful up here (seriously...British Columbia is just breath-taking), it's easier to get into universities, housing is dirt-cheap in some places, crime rates are lower and the people are pretty friendly.

It's beautiful where I live. I love my florida coast with it's swampiness and nice sandy beaches and warm water.

The competition of Colleges is what actually drives people to work hard in America.

Housing is 3 pesos in some places.

There are a lot less people in Canada so who is there to shoot and let's not forget the American South is renowned for it's hospitality (And some slavery thing 150 years ago)

Atlantic Canada's own Saint-John from New-Brunswick (which happens to be around my area) was named the happiest city in Canada and the Maritimes are the most hospitable place in Canada and posibly more hospitable than most states.

We also have stunning scenery
Trees, rocks, Moose, okay, well not that interesting really.

But we have the best view of the Atlantic Ocean anywhere in North America

Also The Bay of Fundy is a hurricane killer so we don't ahve to worry about them
We don't get that cold of winter's (usually in the minus 10 to minus 20 degree Celsius range)
usually school is canceled three times due to snow fall
so not as much snow as other places in Canada

Our summers are mild but not muggy or extremely hot

Although our waters are super cold

and Our Bay of Fundy has more water life species than the Great Barrier Reef

I stopped caring after negative ten celsius. Bro my winters are like 20 Degrees celsius and I am happy about that you crazy cat.

Also Oldest City in North America

The Oldest Fortress/Settlement in North America is St. Augustine I believe. It's what I have always been told. The Oldest ENGLISH founded city is in Canada but the Spanish beat the English To America by quite a blitz.

hmm, maybe it was the oldest Incorporated city?

oh well not important

I've been to florida before actually, It was boring

Okay.

I am sure there are boring parts of, anywhere. Except maybe Haiti ^_^

Aichu wrote:Okay both our countries have their ups and downs debate settled.

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:Good thing Canada exists

Otherwise you'd live in our country and the 300 million of us are truly grateful Xp

Yeah, well we have oil and land. And an idiotic liberal way of life, but it sort of balances out! ...sort of.

Well fancy that we have land and oil too. But some of our land isn't even under snow ^_^ (Some Alaska kinda helps balance that out)

Oh fun...Liberalism. And you have lot's of french too....Why would anyone move there again?

FRENCH is awesome!!!!


Last I checked, America had some french communities as well

Where?

I have yet to meet a french person and I have been in a lot of American places (well I have seen them but maybe just once or twice ^_^)

And again why would anyone move there?

Well, we're not quite as far along in economic recession yet. Plus it's beautiful up here (seriously...British Columbia is just breath-taking), it's easier to get into universities, housing is dirt-cheap in some places, crime rates are lower and the people are pretty friendly.

It's beautiful where I live. I love my florida coast with it's swampiness and nice sandy beaches and warm water.

The competition of Colleges is what actually drives people to work hard in America.

Housing is 3 pesos in some places.

There are a lot less people in Canada so who is there to shoot and let's not forget the American South is renowned for it's hospitality (And some slavery thing 150 years ago)

Atlantic Canada's own Saint-John from New-Brunswick (which happens to be around my area) was named the happiest city in Canada and the Maritimes are the most hospitable place in Canada and posibly more hospitable than most states.

We also have stunning scenery
Trees, rocks, Moose, okay, well not that interesting really.

But we have the best view of the Atlantic Ocean anywhere in North America

Also The Bay of Fundy is a hurricane killer so we don't ahve to worry about them
We don't get that cold of winter's (usually in the minus 10 to minus 20 degree Celsius range)
usually school is canceled three times due to snow fall
so not as much snow as other places in Canada

Our summers are mild but not muggy or extremely hot

Although our waters are super cold

and Our Bay of Fundy has more water life species than the Great Barrier Reef

I stopped caring after negative ten celsius. Bro my winters are like 20 Degrees celsius and I am happy about that you crazy cat.

Also Oldest City in North America

The Oldest Fortress/Settlement in North America is St. Augustine I believe. It's what I have always been told. The Oldest ENGLISH founded city is in Canada but the Spanish beat the English To America by quite a blitz.

hmm, maybe it was the oldest Incorporated city?

oh well not important

I've been to florida before actually, It was boring

Okay.

I am sure there are boring parts of, anywhere. Except maybe Haiti ^_^

been there?

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:Okay both our countries have their ups and downs debate settled.

How dull an ending.

Weren't you one of the people who wanted more debates on WOTN

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:Good thing Canada exists

Otherwise you'd live in our country and the 300 million of us are truly grateful Xp

Yeah, well we have oil and land. And an idiotic liberal way of life, but it sort of balances out! ...sort of.

Well fancy that we have land and oil too. But some of our land isn't even under snow ^_^ (Some Alaska kinda helps balance that out)

Oh fun...Liberalism. And you have lot's of french too....Why would anyone move there again?

FRENCH is awesome!!!!


Last I checked, America had some french communities as well

Where?

I have yet to meet a french person and I have been in a lot of American places (well I have seen them but maybe just once or twice ^_^)

And again why would anyone move there?

Well, we're not quite as far along in economic recession yet. Plus it's beautiful up here (seriously...British Columbia is just breath-taking), it's easier to get into universities, housing is dirt-cheap in some places, crime rates are lower and the people are pretty friendly.

It's beautiful where I live. I love my florida coast with it's swampiness and nice sandy beaches and warm water.

The competition of Colleges is what actually drives people to work hard in America.

Housing is 3 pesos in some places.

There are a lot less people in Canada so who is there to shoot and let's not forget the American South is renowned for it's hospitality (And some slavery thing 150 years ago)

Atlantic Canada's own Saint-John from New-Brunswick (which happens to be around my area) was named the happiest city in Canada and the Maritimes are the most hospitable place in Canada and posibly more hospitable than most states.

We also have stunning scenery
Trees, rocks, Moose, okay, well not that interesting really.

But we have the best view of the Atlantic Ocean anywhere in North America

Also The Bay of Fundy is a hurricane killer so we don't ahve to worry about them
We don't get that cold of winter's (usually in the minus 10 to minus 20 degree Celsius range)
usually school is canceled three times due to snow fall
so not as much snow as other places in Canada

Our summers are mild but not muggy or extremely hot

Although our waters are super cold

and Our Bay of Fundy has more water life species than the Great Barrier Reef

I stopped caring after negative ten celsius. Bro my winters are like 20 Degrees celsius and I am happy about that you crazy cat.

Also Oldest City in North America

The Oldest Fortress/Settlement in North America is St. Augustine I believe. It's what I have always been told. The Oldest ENGLISH founded city is in Canada but the Spanish beat the English To America by quite a blitz.

hmm, maybe it was the oldest Incorporated city?

oh well not important

I've been to florida before actually, It was boring

Okay.

I am sure there are boring parts of, anywhere. Except maybe Haiti ^_^

been there?

Yes I have been to Haiti, Mexico, and India for my country travels.

Aichu wrote:

Titaniumxvx wrote:

Aichu wrote:I thought the southern states were supposed to be the most conservative. I can't imagine them speaking french.

They all speak Spanish because of Mexico and communications with the Latino community.

No Habla Espanol? Basically, for sure, almost no one except the people in fine arts know a word of French

Not that south. I was thinking he meant Alabama and the likes

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:Okay both our countries have their ups and downs debate settled.

How dull an ending.

Weren't you one of the people who wanted more debates on WOTN

Sarcasm, Q. Sarcasm.

We're getting our first hurricane ever tonight. Supposed to, anyways. Got any survival tips you've learned from your crazy hurricane parties?

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:Good thing Canada exists

Otherwise you'd live in our country and the 300 million of us are truly grateful Xp

Yeah, well we have oil and land. And an idiotic liberal way of life, but it sort of balances out! ...sort of.

Well fancy that we have land and oil too. But some of our land isn't even under snow ^_^ (Some Alaska kinda helps balance that out)

Oh fun...Liberalism. And you have lot's of french too....Why would anyone move there again?

FRENCH is awesome!!!!


Last I checked, America had some french communities as well

Where?

I have yet to meet a french person and I have been in a lot of American places (well I have seen them but maybe just once or twice ^_^)

And again why would anyone move there?

Well, we're not quite as far along in economic recession yet. Plus it's beautiful up here (seriously...British Columbia is just breath-taking), it's easier to get into universities, housing is dirt-cheap in some places, crime rates are lower and the people are pretty friendly.

It's beautiful where I live. I love my florida coast with it's swampiness and nice sandy beaches and warm water.

The competition of Colleges is what actually drives people to work hard in America.

Housing is 3 pesos in some places.

There are a lot less people in Canada so who is there to shoot and let's not forget the American South is renowned for it's hospitality (And some slavery thing 150 years ago)

Atlantic Canada's own Saint-John from New-Brunswick (which happens to be around my area) was named the happiest city in Canada and the Maritimes are the most hospitable place in Canada and posibly more hospitable than most states.

We also have stunning scenery
Trees, rocks, Moose, okay, well not that interesting really.

But we have the best view of the Atlantic Ocean anywhere in North America

Also The Bay of Fundy is a hurricane killer so we don't ahve to worry about them
We don't get that cold of winter's (usually in the minus 10 to minus 20 degree Celsius range)
usually school is canceled three times due to snow fall
so not as much snow as other places in Canada

Our summers are mild but not muggy or extremely hot

Although our waters are super cold

and Our Bay of Fundy has more water life species than the Great Barrier Reef

I stopped caring after negative ten celsius. Bro my winters are like 20 Degrees celsius and I am happy about that you crazy cat.

Also Oldest City in North America

The Oldest Fortress/Settlement in North America is St. Augustine I believe. It's what I have always been told. The Oldest ENGLISH founded city is in Canada but the Spanish beat the English To America by quite a blitz.

hmm, maybe it was the oldest Incorporated city?

oh well not important

I've been to florida before actually, It was boring

Okay.

I am sure there are boring parts of, anywhere. Except maybe Haiti ^_^

been there?

Yes I have been to Haiti, Mexico, and India for my country travels.

You've been to India?

man, you've been far
the farthest i've been to is Belize

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:Okay both our countries have their ups and downs debate settled.

How dull an ending.

Weren't you one of the people who wanted more debates on WOTN

Sarcasm, Q. Sarcasm.

We're getting our first hurricane ever tonight. Supposed to, anyways. Got any survival tips you've learned from your crazy hurricane parties?

Um, stay indoors?

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:Good thing Canada exists

Otherwise you'd live in our country and the 300 million of us are truly grateful Xp

Yeah, well we have oil and land. And an idiotic liberal way of life, but it sort of balances out! ...sort of.

Well fancy that we have land and oil too. But some of our land isn't even under snow ^_^ (Some Alaska kinda helps balance that out)

Oh fun...Liberalism. And you have lot's of french too....Why would anyone move there again?

FRENCH is awesome!!!!


Last I checked, America had some french communities as well

Where?

I have yet to meet a french person and I have been in a lot of American places (well I have seen them but maybe just once or twice ^_^)

And again why would anyone move there?

Well, we're not quite as far along in economic recession yet. Plus it's beautiful up here (seriously...British Columbia is just breath-taking), it's easier to get into universities, housing is dirt-cheap in some places, crime rates are lower and the people are pretty friendly.

It's beautiful where I live. I love my florida coast with it's swampiness and nice sandy beaches and warm water.

The competition of Colleges is what actually drives people to work hard in America.

Housing is 3 pesos in some places.

There are a lot less people in Canada so who is there to shoot and let's not forget the American South is renowned for it's hospitality (And some slavery thing 150 years ago)

Atlantic Canada's own Saint-John from New-Brunswick (which happens to be around my area) was named the happiest city in Canada and the Maritimes are the most hospitable place in Canada and posibly more hospitable than most states.

We also have stunning scenery
Trees, rocks, Moose, okay, well not that interesting really.

But we have the best view of the Atlantic Ocean anywhere in North America

Also The Bay of Fundy is a hurricane killer so we don't ahve to worry about them
We don't get that cold of winter's (usually in the minus 10 to minus 20 degree Celsius range)
usually school is canceled three times due to snow fall
so not as much snow as other places in Canada

Our summers are mild but not muggy or extremely hot

Although our waters are super cold

and Our Bay of Fundy has more water life species than the Great Barrier Reef

I stopped caring after negative ten celsius. Bro my winters are like 20 Degrees celsius and I am happy about that you crazy cat.

Also Oldest City in North America

The Oldest Fortress/Settlement in North America is St. Augustine I believe. It's what I have always been told. The Oldest ENGLISH founded city is in Canada but the Spanish beat the English To America by quite a blitz.

hmm, maybe it was the oldest Incorporated city?

oh well not important

I've been to florida before actually, It was boring

Okay.

I am sure there are boring parts of, anywhere. Except maybe Haiti ^_^

been there?

Yes I have been to Haiti, Mexico, and India for my country travels.

You've been to India?

man, you've been far
the farthest i've been to is Belize

Yeah we went to India for a Christmas it was amazing (With a mission field that is and it was just me and my church)

quater wrote:I have thought of becoming a full time missionary. It's definitely something I would consider.

But I am mixed emotionally between what I will do when I grow up.

amaterasu wrote:really?

I am thinking (not deeply) of becoming a Full time missionary, a preacher, a philosopher, teacher in Either Math, or science like Physics or Chemistry

Aichu wrote:

amaterasu wrote:really?

I am thinking (not deeply) of becoming a Full time missionary, a preacher, a philosopher, teacher in Either Math, or science like Physics or Chemistry

I thought hockey ministries would be perfect for you...a man in my church does it.

Ministry work would be very fullfilling! I wouldn't mind being a preacher either, but because of my gender that line of work is out of question. Maybe I could write sermons?

Somehow finding a way to use my artistic abilities to please God. That's my dream job ^_^

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:So... Either this is a strange on-going joke, or this is WAY off topic. xD

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:So... Either this is a strange on-going joke, or this is WAY off topic. xD

amaterasu wrote:

Aichu wrote:

amaterasu wrote:really?

I am thinking (not deeply) of becoming a Full time missionary, a preacher, a philosopher, teacher in Either Math, or science like Physics or Chemistry

I thought hockey ministries would be perfect for you...a man in my church does it.

Ministry work would be very fullfilling! I wouldn't mind being a preacher either, but because of my gender that line of work is out of question. Maybe I could write sermons?

Somehow finding a way to use my artistic abilities to please God. That's my dream job ^_^

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Aichu wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

Aichu wrote:

amaterasu wrote:really?

I am thinking (not deeply) of becoming a Full time missionary, a preacher, a philosopher, teacher in Either Math, or science like Physics or Chemistry

I thought hockey ministries would be perfect for you...a man in my church does it.

Ministry work would be very fullfilling! I wouldn't mind being a preacher either, but because of my gender that line of work is out of question. Maybe I could write sermons?

Somehow finding a way to use my artistic abilities to please God. That's my dream job ^_^

Smith rightÉ

argh!! my question mark was replaced by teh É

oh well


we that too or an author

His first name is bruce, I don't know his last name.