'Funny Things That People Say'

by **theBOSS.** Fri Apr 03 2009, 20:33

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Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'

Post by theBOSS. Fri Apr 03 2009, 20:33

Weirdest talk with Annie, ever.
(We were talking about being nuns)
Annie: but u should at least haf sex b4 u die..
spedical: I don't see what the big deal is about sex...
spedical: Usually, when you stick a foreign object into your body, it hurts like a mother.
Annie: uhmm it keeps the population going?
Annie: cuz it brings pleasure instead?
Annie: idk..
Annie: lol
spedical: ...You would know?
Annie: umm no
Annie: im a virgin
Annie: ill stay a virgin for awhile
Annie: thenmaybeyeah.. ;D
spedical: ...I think I'll stay one for my whole life.
Annie: haha idk i just think tat u should h af sex wif som1 u really like and they like u back, and then c if you really wanna b a nun or not
spedical: But see, being the pervs they are, guys are going to want someone with a nice body.
spedical: So I'm safe.
spedical: Hohoho.
Annie: ur not fat...
Annie: and u haf nice belly
spedical: -___-;
Annie: no homo dude

by **Angelic Harmony** Fri Apr 03 2009, 23:54

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Post by Angelic Harmony Fri Apr 03 2009, 23:54

My sister broke up with her boyfriend, and we had this convo.

Cynthia: He was a loser anyway. *Rolls eyes* I'm actually glad. I couldn't wear heels anymore! I had to keep wearing flats.
Me: Uh.. right. He was short. Wait... no. Pfft, short is the wrong term.
Cynthia: Excuse me?
Me: What? The guy was insanely SMALL. He was still short even WITH you wearing the flats. And his eating habits... omg. If I ever saw him chewing with his mouth open again, I was going to deck him.
Cynthia: D: He was THAT bad?
Me: ... What did you SEE when you were with him?
*Later that day we saw him eating in this pizza place*
Cynthia: Omg... did... did he really eat like that?
Me: *Shudders, eye twitches* Ugh, it's torture! The food is saying 'The light!' everytime his mouth opens.
My little sister:

by **knssquad** Sat Apr 04 2009, 00:32

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Post by knssquad Sat Apr 04 2009, 00:32

ROFL

by **KarateKeyaQ** Sat Apr 04 2009, 20:23

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Post by KarateKeyaQ Sat Apr 04 2009, 20:23

death-chan wrote:Weirdest talk with Annie, ever.
(We were talking about being nuns)
Annie: but u should at least haf sex b4 u die..
spedical: I don't see what the big deal is about sex...
spedical: Usually, when you stick a foreign object into your body, it hurts like a mother.
Annie: uhmm it keeps the population going?
Annie: cuz it brings pleasure instead?
Annie: idk..
Annie: lol
spedical: ...You would know?
Annie: umm no
Annie: im a virgin
Annie: ill stay a virgin for awhile
Annie: thenmaybeyeah.. ;D
spedical: ...I think I'll stay one for my whole life.
Annie: haha idk i just think tat u should h af sex wif som1 u really like and they like u back, and then c if you really wanna b a nun or not
spedical: But see, being the pervs they are, guys are going to want someone with a nice body.
spedical: So I'm safe.
spedical: Hohoho.
Annie: ur not fat...
Annie: and u haf nice belly
spedical: -___-;
Annie: no homo dude

GAH!
NJ *thinks that's where you live* says no homo too?
Small world.

by **theBOSS.** Sat Apr 04 2009, 20:41

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Post by theBOSS. Sat Apr 04 2009, 20:41

KarateKeyaQ wrote:

death-chan wrote:Weirdest talk with Annie, ever.
(We were talking about being nuns)
Annie: but u should at least haf sex b4 u die..
spedical: I don't see what the big deal is about sex...
spedical: Usually, when you stick a foreign object into your body, it hurts like a mother.
Annie: uhmm it keeps the population going?
Annie: cuz it brings pleasure instead?
Annie: idk..
Annie: lol
spedical: ...You would know?
Annie: umm no
Annie: im a virgin
Annie: ill stay a virgin for awhile
Annie: thenmaybeyeah.. ;D
spedical: ...I think I'll stay one for my whole life.
Annie: haha idk i just think tat u should h af sex wif som1 u really like and they like u back, and then c if you really wanna b a nun or not
spedical: But see, being the pervs they are, guys are going to want someone with a nice body.
spedical: So I'm safe.
spedical: Hohoho.
Annie: ur not fat...
Annie: and u haf nice belly
spedical: -___-;
Annie: no homo dude

GAH!
NJ *thinks that's where you live* says no homo too?
Small world.

Actually... I'm not sure. o__o;

by **quater** Sat Apr 04 2009, 22:50

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Post by quater Sat Apr 04 2009, 22:50

Carmen: Have you ever spent all day with yourself? No wonder George goes into the Garage!
George: Hey! I go in there to build things.
Carmen: It doesn't take 3 years to build a birdhouse
George: It does when you do it Southern Plantation style whatcha.
Angie: Something whiny
Carmen: You aren't even doing this for me, it's for you! Dad was right, you're doing this cause you have nothing else in your life.
*Angie stormoff*
George: Way to go, you just hurt the only person in your life that cared about you. Go to the Garage and build a birdhouse that looks like it took 3 years.

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Post by Yoyo Sat Apr 04 2009, 22:53

I wanna see a birdhouse that was built Southern Plantation style. ^_^

by **quater** Sat Apr 04 2009, 23:09

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Post by quater Sat Apr 04 2009, 23:09

Me toooooo!

by **Yoyo** Sat Apr 04 2009, 23:12

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Post by Yoyo Sat Apr 04 2009, 23:12

Haha. That'd be great. There would be some cotton fields out back. xD

by **KarateKeyaQ** Sat Apr 04 2009, 23:13

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Post by KarateKeyaQ Sat Apr 04 2009, 23:13

George Lopez xDD

by **Yoyo** Sat Apr 04 2009, 23:14

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Post by Yoyo Sat Apr 04 2009, 23:14

Clearly. ^_^

by **Angelic Harmony** Sat Apr 04 2009, 23:16

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Post by Angelic Harmony Sat Apr 04 2009, 23:16

Lmao. I love that episode.

by **KarateKeyaQ** Sat Apr 04 2009, 23:26

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Post by KarateKeyaQ Sat Apr 04 2009, 23:26

He be hilarious.

Spoiler:

by **quater** Sat Apr 04 2009, 23:28

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Post by quater Sat Apr 04 2009, 23:28

KKQ why would you want to feed the anti - christ?

And, how was he born off a Jackal?

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Post by D-Dei Sat Apr 04 2009, 23:31

Some guy was peeing on trees? =_=

by **KarateKeyaQ** Sat Apr 04 2009, 23:33

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Post by KarateKeyaQ Sat Apr 04 2009, 23:33

>_> Yes!

What a rude hobo, I say.

@Q:
I was joking. It makes him mad.
On the Omen he was born from a Jackal.
Besides; Lamar's an idiot ^^

by **D-Dei** Sat Apr 04 2009, 23:35

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Post by D-Dei Sat Apr 04 2009, 23:35

...Can't he rather pee inside a thorny bush or something.. where no one will sit? .. or stand on?

by **KarateKeyaQ** Sat Apr 04 2009, 23:38

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Post by KarateKeyaQ Sat Apr 04 2009, 23:38

Or he could have just peed in the street and it would have washed into the sewer.

He obviously was not thinking >.<

by **quater** Sat Apr 04 2009, 23:39

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KarateKeyaQ wrote:>_> Yes!

What a rude hobo, I say.

@Q:
I was joking. It makes him mad.
On the Omen he was born from a Jackal.
Besides; Lamar's an idiot ^^

Um, that's not how it works, the jackal, thingy.

If he got his Peep stuck in a thorn bush, that'd bite

by **KarateKeyaQ** Sat Apr 04 2009, 23:44

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Post by KarateKeyaQ Sat Apr 04 2009, 23:44

Oh I know, I just use that xD
And he was dumb enough to believe me >D

Poorhobo.

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quater wrote:

KarateKeyaQ wrote:>_> Yes!

What a rude hobo, I say.

@Q:
I was joking. It makes him mad.
On the Omen he was born from a Jackal.
Besides; Lamar's an idiot ^^

Um, that's not how it works, the jackal, thingy.

If he got his Peep stuck in a thorn bush, that'd bite

Well, too bad for the hobo >__<

by **Angelic Harmony** Sun Apr 05 2009, 00:14

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Post by Angelic Harmony Sun Apr 05 2009, 00:14

My cousin was watching Hannah Montana-

Joney: Alright, hockey!
Lilly: Awesome, hockey.
Joney: You like hockey?
Lilly: Who doesn't like hockey?
Joney: *Says something I forgot*
Lilly: *Says soomething else; didn't really care*
Miley: I bet he can't even make a touchdown! *Smiling idiotically*
Me: I fucking bet you she honestly thinks that.
My cousin; Desteny: O: You cussed.
Me: And?
Desteny: *Shrugs* I hate Hannah. But I love Miley.
Me: ... *Pats her head* What is the difference?
Desteny: Hannah is a blond.
Me: *Smiles* I have taught you well.

-Note: I don't find anything wrong with Blonds. Just my joke-

by **KarateKeyaQ** Sun Apr 05 2009, 00:17

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Post by KarateKeyaQ Sun Apr 05 2009, 00:17

xDDDDDDD

I personally hate both Hannah && Miley(Almost accidentally typed Mikel)

by **Yoyo** Sun Apr 05 2009, 00:18

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Post by Yoyo Sun Apr 05 2009, 00:18

LOL

I hate them both, too. Jonas Brothers are a close second.

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Post by D-Dei Sun Apr 05 2009, 00:19

I hate both too.

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