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'Funny Things That People Say'
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Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
The wink is too scary to copy
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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Well I'm off to bed.
Don't go slaying no dragon without me.
Don't go slaying no dragon without me.
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^___^
I won that round!!
G'night, Dei. ^_^
I won that round!!
G'night, Dei. ^_^
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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Megan is this chinese girl who talks and understands Korean quite well
Megan: Okay, so I saw this handsome guy, and I wanted to say "You're musshisuh (cool)."
Me: Mhmhm.
Megan: But by accident, I said "You're masshisuh (delicious)." And he was like "What the fuck?! You little pervert!"
Me: xDD
Megan: Okay, so I saw this handsome guy, and I wanted to say "You're musshisuh (cool)."
Me: Mhmhm.
Megan: But by accident, I said "You're masshisuh (delicious)." And he was like "What the fuck?! You little pervert!"
Me: xDD
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-History-
Mrs J: So what was the factor of manifest destiny?
Someone: Increased population?
Mrs J: Yes that, but what increased the population?
Anthony: REPRODUCTION!!! :D
-Silence-
Mrs J: You do realize that that wasn't what I was getting at, right?
Anthony: So? It's true isn't it?
Mrs J: Yeah it's true but-
Anthony: So there~ :D
~*~
-Science- We were playing trivia. :D
Mr. K: What is the sin of angels?
Tanner: SEX!!!!!
-dead silence-
Me: That couldn't have been more awkward.
Mr K: The answer was pride...
Tanner: ROFLMAO!!
~*~
-History again-
Anthony: Omg that's Billy Bob Thorton in this Alamo movie thing!
Someone: BILLY BOB THORTON FOUGHT IN THE ALAMO???!!!
Mrs J: ...no.
~*~
-History...again-
Someone: So what do we do for Teen Awareness Day tomorrow?
Vinnie: We learn about drugs and sex.
Me: -not very loudly- OMFG Blood, Sex, and Booze :D~
Megan & Justin: o.O
Me:... it's a song... by Green Day :D
Mrs J: So what was the factor of manifest destiny?
Someone: Increased population?
Mrs J: Yes that, but what increased the population?
Anthony: REPRODUCTION!!! :D
-Silence-
Mrs J: You do realize that that wasn't what I was getting at, right?
Anthony: So? It's true isn't it?
Mrs J: Yeah it's true but-
Anthony: So there~ :D
~*~
-Science- We were playing trivia. :D
Mr. K: What is the sin of angels?
Tanner: SEX!!!!!
-dead silence-
Me: That couldn't have been more awkward.
Mr K: The answer was pride...
Tanner: ROFLMAO!!
~*~
-History again-
Anthony: Omg that's Billy Bob Thorton in this Alamo movie thing!
Someone: BILLY BOB THORTON FOUGHT IN THE ALAMO???!!!
Mrs J: ...no.
~*~
-History...again-
Someone: So what do we do for Teen Awareness Day tomorrow?
Vinnie: We learn about drugs and sex.
Me: -not very loudly- OMFG Blood, Sex, and Booze :D~
Megan & Justin: o.O
Me:... it's a song... by Green Day :D
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ickkyyy.PeinQAkatsuki wrote:-Trojan radio commercial in math class-
Dude on commercial: I wanted to get you something special for your birthday.
Lady on commercial: Gnonerria! (or whatever the hell that STD is)
Anthony: Oooh... that's harsh :D
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What the heck is Teen Awareness Day?
Woah! I am suddenly aware of myself. Glad I had a day where I Could do that.
Woah! I am suddenly aware of myself. Glad I had a day where I Could do that.
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In Art class-
Ish: Hey, Hey, hey! You, you! Girl! Right thur! Thuuuuur!
Me, Alana, and Myle: *Turns to Ish*
Ish: Wooow. Yeah! All of you!
Ish: You wanna hear a joke!?
Me: *Looks at them* O_O Suuuure.
Ish: Okay! There was this lake. *Moves his arm in a big circle* And at the edge of this lake, *puts a hand on his mouth, looks around and whispers* there was a sign. And on this sign, it read; 'No swimming!'
Me:
Ish: *Continues* There was 3 ducks. THREE!
Marcus: Three! *Holds up three fingers* Three.
Ish: That's right. Three. Now, the ducks were on the lake. Swimming. Mm hmm. A cop drove by, *Pretends he's driving* and he see's the duck!
Myle: Wow Ish.
Ish: Wait, wait! Okay, so the cop sees the ducks. And then he sees the sign! And he goes 'oh, hell no!' He puts his sirens on. *Makes cops sirens sound* and he reverses the car! he gets out and walks over to the ducks. Now the ducks are like 'Oh shit! Oh man... hell. What are we gonna do? Oh my god. Shit, Shit..." And the police officer goes 'Do you not read the sign? What is your name?' the first duck goes 'Duck one'. The police man says 'what are you doing?' Duck one goes 'blowing bubbles'. He goes to the next duck. He asks what his name is. he says, 'duck two'. The police man says, 'what are you doing?' the duck goes, 'blowing bubbles'. He goes to the last duck and says, 'So im guessing you're duck three?' And the duck goes, 'No, im bubbles!'
Me, Alana, and Myle: ... ROFL!!!
Ish: Hey, Hey, hey! You, you! Girl! Right thur! Thuuuuur!
Me, Alana, and Myle: *Turns to Ish*
Ish: Wooow. Yeah! All of you!
Ish: You wanna hear a joke!?
Me: *Looks at them* O_O Suuuure.
Ish: Okay! There was this lake. *Moves his arm in a big circle* And at the edge of this lake, *puts a hand on his mouth, looks around and whispers* there was a sign. And on this sign, it read; 'No swimming!'
Me:
Ish: *Continues* There was 3 ducks. THREE!
Marcus: Three! *Holds up three fingers* Three.
Ish: That's right. Three. Now, the ducks were on the lake. Swimming. Mm hmm. A cop drove by, *Pretends he's driving* and he see's the duck!
Myle: Wow Ish.
Ish: Wait, wait! Okay, so the cop sees the ducks. And then he sees the sign! And he goes 'oh, hell no!' He puts his sirens on. *Makes cops sirens sound* and he reverses the car! he gets out and walks over to the ducks. Now the ducks are like 'Oh shit! Oh man... hell. What are we gonna do? Oh my god. Shit, Shit..." And the police officer goes 'Do you not read the sign? What is your name?' the first duck goes 'Duck one'. The police man says 'what are you doing?' Duck one goes 'blowing bubbles'. He goes to the next duck. He asks what his name is. he says, 'duck two'. The police man says, 'what are you doing?' the duck goes, 'blowing bubbles'. He goes to the last duck and says, 'So im guessing you're duck three?' And the duck goes, 'No, im bubbles!'
Me, Alana, and Myle: ... ROFL!!!
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It made me laugh, actually. ^_^
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Teen Awarness day... yeah I don't get the meaning of it either, but with the amount of addicts and would-be protstitutes in my school, I get the theory. :/ Not to offend anyone ^_^
It gets us out of classes. That's another good thing about it :D
It gets us out of classes. That's another good thing about it :D
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Charm: LOL. I remember that joke.
In Language Arts:
Joey: I can guess the bra size of any girl.
Me: >_>;; Wtf.
Ryan: xD Hahaa. Seriously?
Joey: Yeah! Like...Abby!
Me: Oh shit >_>
Joey: You're...34A.
Me:...o_o
Ryan: Is he right?
Me: Yeah o_O
Joey: See? Told you.
Ryan: How'd you know that?
Joey: Talent. :D
Me: What a load of BS >_>;;;
Joey: No seriously! I got talent!
Ryan: xDD
>_>; I found it creepy, but it was funny when he did it to Mia and Ashley.
Can't remember how it went with them though D:
In Language Arts:
Joey: I can guess the bra size of any girl.
Me: >_>;; Wtf.
Ryan: xD Hahaa. Seriously?
Joey: Yeah! Like...Abby!
Me: Oh shit >_>
Joey: You're...34A.
Me:...o_o
Ryan: Is he right?
Me: Yeah o_O
Joey: See? Told you.
Ryan: How'd you know that?
Joey: Talent. :D
Me: What a load of BS >_>;;;
Joey: No seriously! I got talent!
Ryan: xDD
>_>; I found it creepy, but it was funny when he did it to Mia and Ashley.
Can't remember how it went with them though D:
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Tell him if he looks at your lovelies again pain is coming!
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Oh geez xD
Too bad it's Joey. He's a little pervert no matter what >_>
Too bad it's Joey. He's a little pervert no matter what >_>
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What if one boob is bigger than the other? Can he guess each? xP
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...O_o
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LMFAO. Claira
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CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:What if one boob is bigger than the other? Can he guess each? xP
-_-
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What!? It was a serious question ):
But if you are a girl that has one boob bigger than the other maybe you can catch him out and be all like 'HAH'!
But if you are a girl that has one boob bigger than the other maybe you can catch him out and be all like 'HAH'!
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Lucky for me, I have even boobs.
Small, but at least even. -nod-
Small, but at least even. -nod-
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Always-Abby wrote:Oh geez xD
Too bad it's Joey. He's a little pervert no matter what >_>
Pain is coming!
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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- Post n°646
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
blowing bubbles? o___o..
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...Do you get it? D:Deikun wrote:blowing bubbles? o___o..
(Blowjob)
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Always-Abby wrote:...Do you get it? D:Deikun wrote:blowing bubbles? o___o..
(Blowjob)
>_> Abby. You should not know tha word.
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
Isnt blowing like.. ... when you whistle!
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Deikun wrote:Isnt blowing like.. ... when you whistle!
....Sure ^_^