'Funny Things That People Say'

Ooh! And my bff had this conversation!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what do you want!?
You: This is Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC.
Stranger: oh shizzle
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Chris: ZOMG, gimme some of that. SOMEONE GET ME A FORK.
Elana: .. Why?
Chris: So's I can eats 'er meat. :3
Elana: O______O
Dirk: WHOAH, That was perveted.
Elana: ..... xDDDDDDD GROSSSSS.
Chris: .___. *Walks away*

*The story of Lenny the watermelon xD Me and Perry made this up yesterday*
P: Okay, we make a sentance up everytime some one does something involving that watermelon!
Me: K? xD
*David, comes in cuts watermelon, eats a piece*
Perry: And the evil David slaughters Lenny! Without a trace of sadness, he drinks the juice of his victim!
Me: Ewwwww xD
*Jodie (foster mum) comes in and cleans up about 10min later*
Me: Without taking any notice, Jodie cleans up the blood of the innocent Lenny, leaving his scattered bones *seeds* over the table
Rick(Foster Dad): Wtf are you two doing? -_-

Nice, Laura

Laura-Chan wrote:*The story of Lenny the watermelon xD Me and Perry made this up yesterday*
P: Okay, we make a sentance up everytime some one does something involving that watermelon!
Me: K? xD
*David, comes in cuts watermelon, eats a piece*
Perry: And the evil David slaughters Lenny! Without a trace of sadness, he drinks the juice of his victim!
Me: Ewwwww xD
*Jodie (foster mum) comes in and cleans up about 10min later*
Me: Without taking any notice, Jodie cleans up the blood of the innocent Lenny, leaving his scattered bones *seeds* over the table
Rick(Foster Dad): Wtf are you two doing? -_-

xDDD
Nice game.

me: what is this? -pokes food with fork-

livi: that my dear cuz is coolwhip, strwberries and angelfood cake.
me: oh. :O
livi: it looks like someone threw up cotton candy, huh?
me: yeah. xD
livi:but its delicious. its like jesus in a bowl.
me: xD

okay so at lunch, me saba, lm, aichu, and trevor were sitting at a table

Lm reached over and grabbed a plug in device that was around Trevor's belt.

Aichu: what are you doing?
saba: O.o
trevor and Lm: what?
Aichu: it looked like you were touching his "thing"
saba, trevor, lm: you are perverted.
Aichu: no i'm not
me: She just has an imagination
saba: she has imaginatin and I am perverted, it's not difference.
me: it did look like lm was trying to touch trevor's ding a ling though*
*saba, lm, and aichu burst out laughing*
*trevor is embarrashed. *
saba: well your straightforward in saying that
*moments later*
me: I could've escalated that conversation pretty badly,
rest: how
Me: Lm just used his mega claw attack on trevor
and then everything just got awkward, silly children they are,

***Not meant to offend anyone.

Spoiler:

My Boyfriend was telling me a story from his play rehearsal, and I thought it was kind of funny.

- Laura is trying to get his Tie from him, and he said his line wrong. -

Laura: Well, Dont you think it's a little hot in here?
John: Well, Yeah I guess it is pretty women.- (Was supposed to say pretty warm)
Laura: o_O
Ryan: Whoah there John, Got Lacey on the brain? ;)
John: .__. I messed up.

-

Ms. Botcheler: Well, I grew up speaking German.
Tracey: Is it pretty?
Ms. Botcheler: Not really. Lot's of hacking and grunting noises.

Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:My Boyfriend was telling me a story from his play rehearsal, and I thought it was kind of funny.

- Laura is trying to get his Tie from him, and he said his line wrong. -

Laura: Well, Dont you think it's a little hot in here?
John: Well, Yeah I guess it is pretty women.- (Was supposed to say pretty warm)
Laura: o_O
Ryan: Whoah there John, Got Lacey on the brain? ;)
John: .__. I messed up.

-

Ms. Botcheler: Well, I grew up speaking German.
Tracey: Is it pretty?
Ms. Botcheler: Not really. Lot's of hacking and grunting noises.

That reminded me of our play last year. One of the actors said "Male of the male sex" on the last night. xD

Yoyo wrote:

Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:My Boyfriend was telling me a story from his play rehearsal, and I thought it was kind of funny.

- Laura is trying to get his Tie from him, and he said his line wrong. -

Laura: Well, Dont you think it's a little hot in here?
John: Well, Yeah I guess it is pretty women.- (Was supposed to say pretty warm)
Laura: o_O
Ryan: Whoah there John, Got Lacey on the brain? ;)
John: .__. I messed up.

-

Ms. Botcheler: Well, I grew up speaking German.
Tracey: Is it pretty?
Ms. Botcheler: Not really. Lot's of hacking and grunting noises.

That reminded me of our play last year. One of the actors said "Male of the male sex" on the last night. xD

ROFL. xD

I'm pretty positive that the 'pretty women' thing is from Sweeney Todd.
But you know, just a hunch. ^^

Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:

Yoyo wrote:

Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:My Boyfriend was telling me a story from his play rehearsal, and I thought it was kind of funny.

- Laura is trying to get his Tie from him, and he said his line wrong. -

Laura: Well, Dont you think it's a little hot in here?
John: Well, Yeah I guess it is pretty women.- (Was supposed to say pretty warm)
Laura: o_O
Ryan: Whoah there John, Got Lacey on the brain? ;)
John: .__. I messed up.

-

Ms. Botcheler: Well, I grew up speaking German.
Tracey: Is it pretty?
Ms. Botcheler: Not really. Lot's of hacking and grunting noises.

That reminded me of our play last year. One of the actors said "Male of the male sex" on the last night. xD

ROFL. xD

I'm pretty positive that the 'pretty women' thing is from Sweeney Todd.
But you know, just a hunch. ^^

It is! :D
"Pretty women, fascinating. Sipping coffee, glancing~"
Or, whatever the last word is. ^_^ Might be dancing.

Always-Abby wrote:

Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:

Yoyo wrote:

Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:My Boyfriend was telling me a story from his play rehearsal, and I thought it was kind of funny.

- Laura is trying to get his Tie from him, and he said his line wrong. -

Laura: Well, Dont you think it's a little hot in here?
John: Well, Yeah I guess it is pretty women.- (Was supposed to say pretty warm)
Laura: o_O
Ryan: Whoah there John, Got Lacey on the brain? ;)
John: .__. I messed up.

-

Ms. Botcheler: Well, I grew up speaking German.
Tracey: Is it pretty?
Ms. Botcheler: Not really. Lot's of hacking and grunting noises.

That reminded me of our play last year. One of the actors said "Male of the male sex" on the last night. xD

ROFL. xD

I'm pretty positive that the 'pretty women' thing is from Sweeney Todd.
But you know, just a hunch. ^^

It is! :D
"Pretty women, fascinating. Sipping coffee, glancing~"
Or, whatever the last word is. ^_^ Might be dancing.

Dancing.
Oh yeah Abby, I loves to watch them pretty women glance. xD

Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:

Always-Abby wrote:

Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:

Yoyo wrote:

Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:My Boyfriend was telling me a story from his play rehearsal, and I thought it was kind of funny.

- Laura is trying to get his Tie from him, and he said his line wrong. -

Laura: Well, Dont you think it's a little hot in here?
John: Well, Yeah I guess it is pretty women.- (Was supposed to say pretty warm)
Laura: o_O
Ryan: Whoah there John, Got Lacey on the brain? ;)
John: .__. I messed up.

-

Ms. Botcheler: Well, I grew up speaking German.
Tracey: Is it pretty?
Ms. Botcheler: Not really. Lot's of hacking and grunting noises.

That reminded me of our play last year. One of the actors said "Male of the male sex" on the last night. xD

ROFL. xD

I'm pretty positive that the 'pretty women' thing is from Sweeney Todd.
But you know, just a hunch. ^^

It is! :D
"Pretty women, fascinating. Sipping coffee, glancing~"
Or, whatever the last word is. ^_^ Might be dancing.

Dancing.
Oh yeah Abby, I loves to watch them pretty women glance. xD

I'm sure you do ;]

It's in a spoiler because....
well, I like spoilers :D

Spoiler:

xDD Keya.

Theo: Will, you are so white >_> Geez.
Will: I should just eat a black marker, then!
Lizzi: Yeah, and have black intenstines. :D
Will: Duh!
Theo: You'd still be white on the outside!
Will: So?! I'd be black on the INSIDE!
Me: ...You are so white, Will.
Will: >_> Oh, shut the fuck up.

---

Lizzi: And he (Will) is always like "FooL!" With an L!
Me: I know! He's always like "FooLLLL!"
Lizzi: FooLLLLL.
Me: FoooooLLLLL.
Lizzi: He says it like that! It's "Foo!" There's no L!
Me: I know! He's so white!
Lizzi: I know!
Me: At least we KNOW that we're white.
Lizzi: Exactly.
Me: ...FooLLLL.

xDDDD keya!!

*the other day, my two friends...both called LAURA, came to visit me because they've already finished school.*

Lura: Yo, Bitch!
Me: Sappo Lirrddd.
L: wtf? O.o
Lura: Y'gon mosey n down n find me a compartment to lay the hay in?
Me: What? xD
L: I'm so confused.
Lura: *sighs* that's what you get when your best friend moves to this Newcastle place.
Me: Hey, it's nice here
L: It's raining...It's cold.
Me: Shut it, foo >.>
Lura: Hush ya mouth Foo, i pop a cap in ya ass!
L: O.o *walks away* ...*walks back* I'm lost..help.

woots....

Talking to Q last night on Skype:
(After I took some cough medicine that makes me really drowsy)

Me: -makes random noises-
Q: What're you doing sweetie?
Me: Reeeeading :3
Q: Haha, you sound happier.
Me: Nahh, I just had cough medicine and now I'm all drowsy.
Q: Then why don't you go to bed?
Me: Nooope.
Q: Why not?
Me: Because I'm not sleepy!
Q: ...You're crazy.
Me: No, I'm drugged up on cough medicine!
Q: Right, right. You're drugged up on cough medicine.
Me: Thaaat's right :3 -makes noises-

---

(Later on, going on about Fruits Basket)
Me: -saying a bunch of stuff about how much Tohru cries-
Q: Geez, girls. Never stop crying, do they?
Me: I know! Just never stop.
(bunch of stuff here, because I don't remember it)
Q: You're crazy -- I mean you're drugged up on cough medicine!
Me: Exactly! :3