'Funny Things That People Say'

Hyori and Henny (Hyori can speak Korean fluently and a LITTLE bit of english; Henny is the opposite, and he doesnt know Korean culture.) lost the morning games so they had to cook breakfast for everyone (while the others could go back to sleep). They bought crabs-
Hyori: *korean* You need to break the crabs in half.
Henny: *brokenupkorean* ... >_> You should do that, since I had to use my hands to pick them out of the water bucket.
Hyori:*korean* Don't be scared. They're dead. *picks up a crab*
Henny: They are? *looking at the crab in Hyori's hand*
Hyori: *english* The time is now! *takes other hand and punches the top of the crab.. HARD*
Henny: O____O *english* ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Hyori: :] *does that again*
Henny: GOD! >_>
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Hyori: *Inkorean* We need to cut this radish.
Henny: *korean* Oh. We use a knife?
Hyori: *korean* No, in Korea, we use our teeth to cut the radish -joking-
Henny: *enligsh* ... The knife?
Hyori: *korean* No, this is.. korean... *english* CULTURE. uses her teeth to cut the radish*
Henny: .... *staring at her as if she's crazy*
Hyori: *picks up the part she bit off* *korean* Like this! You try.
Henny: ... *tries, holds his teeth* *Korean* It hurts Dx
Hyori: *Starts biting the skin off with her front tooth.. faster*
Henny: >_>;;
Hyori: *stops* *korean*Let's use a knife!
Henny: O__O;;;..... -____-;;
Hyori: *english* Ah- Ah.. JOKE!
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Hyori: *korean* Okay, this is daengjang, gochoojang, and gangjang.
Henny: *takes ramen spices out of jacket pocket* :]
Hyori: *korean* No! These (points to dj, gcj, and gj) are God-made. That is human made. That's bad D: Okay, go into that room over there and get the top for this pot.
Henny: *does so*
Hyori: *korean* That lids too big D:
Henny: *english* That's okay. At least the lids not too small.
Hyori: . . . -didnt understand a thing- ..Yeah... *korean* The lid's too big D: Get another one
Henny: *does as he's told*
-
(Hyori goes into the room to do something)
Henny: *looks around* >_> *takes the ramen spice out of his jacket pocket and pours it into the soup*
Hyori: *comes out after he's done* ... *goes over to the soup and checks up on it by smelling* *english* You.. want to die?!
Henny: ><
Hyori: *tastes* but it tastes good :O
Henny: :D

Hyori and Henny (Hyori can speak Korean fluently and a LITTLE bit of english; Henny is the opposite, and he doesnt know Korean culture.) lost the morning games so they had to cook breakfast for everyone (while the others could go back to sleep). They bought crabs-
Hyori: *korean* You need to break the crabs in half.
Henny: *brokenupkorean* ... >_> You should do that, since I had to use my hands to pick them out of the water bucket.
Hyori:*korean* Don't be scared. They're dead. *picks up a crab*
Henny: They are? *looking at the crab in Hyori's hand*
Hyori: *english* The time is now! *takes other hand and punches the top of the crab.. HARD*
Henny: O____O *english* ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Hyori: :] *does that again*
Henny: GOD! >_>
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Hyori: *Inkorean* We need to cut this radish.
Henny: *korean* Oh. We use a knife?
Hyori: *korean* No, in Korea, we use our teeth to cut the radish -joking-
Henny: *enligsh* ... The knife?
Hyori: *korean* No, this is.. korean... *english* CULTURE. uses her teeth to cut the radish*
Henny: .... *staring at her as if she's crazy*
Hyori: *picks up the part she bit off* *korean* Like this! You try.
Henny: ... *tries, holds his teeth* *Korean* It hurts Dx
Hyori: *Starts biting the skin off with her front tooth.. faster*
Henny: >_>;;
Hyori: *stops* *korean*Let's use a knife!
Henny: O__O;;;..... -____-;;
Hyori: *english* Ah- Ah.. JOKE!
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Hyori: *korean* Okay, this is daengjang, gochoojang, and gangjang.
Henny: *takes ramen spices out of jacket pocket* :]
Hyori: *korean* No! These (points to dj, gcj, and gj) are God-made. That is human made. That's bad D: Okay, go into that room over there and get the top for this pot.
Henny: *does so*
Hyori: *korean* That lids too big D:
Henny: *english* That's okay. At least the lids not too small.
Hyori: . . . -didnt understand a thing- ..Yeah... *korean* The lid's too big D: Get another one
Henny: *does as he's told*
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(Hyori goes into the room to do something)
Henny: *looks around* >_> *takes the ramen spice out of his jacket pocket and pours it into the soup*
Hyori: *comes out after he's done* ... *goes over to the soup and checks up on it by smelling* *english* You.. want to die?!
Henny: ><
Hyori: *tastes* but it tastes good :O
Henny: :D

*phone goes off on my desk*
Me: Eh? *picks it up and reads the text*
The text: Robyn: Hey! I got this app too! :d
Me: O_O Wow...

*An application on my iPod touch enables me to text people's phone.
**Robyn is my mom... >_>

More like something that happened, not what someone said.

Me: *Scratches head, texting Love (Aki)*
My puppy: *Comes running into the room, runs into my door*
Me: O_O;.... Wtf...?
The other three puppies coming running after: *All run into the door*
Me: ... *Picks one up, tilts head*
The puppy; Squirt (He's unbelievingly tiny: *Tilts head, barks*
Me: You retard. *Puts it back down*
Squirt: *Chases the bigger dog, runs into the door*
Me: ... Cynthia!! Wtf did you feed this dog?!
My sister; Cynthia: nothing, why?
Me: *Sighs* Jesus help them. T__T;

Me: Eh... mom the chicken's like all pinkish red and stuff...
Mom: it's fine, just eat it
Me: -not even the slightest bit hungry- Fine, but if I get sick, I'm blaming you.
Mom: Why me? The store cooked it.
Me: Yeah, but they aren't the ones feeding it to me D:

Me: Kristina, what nice big buttons you have! :O -points to her jacket-
Jesse: Oh yes! I just want to fondle them ever so gently!
Me: -touches a button- They're so smooth :O
Jesse: Yet, so hard! :D
Kristina: >___>; You two have mental problems.
Me: No we dont D:
Jesse: We are just too sexy for you guys :P
Me: Yes!... Except for you, Brianna. You can have us whenever you like ;D -touches her thigh-
Jesse: -touches her leg as well-
Brianna: O_O;
Kristina: ._.; Oh lawd.

Angelic Harmony wrote:More like something that happened, not what someone said.

Me: *Scratches head, texting Love (Aki)*
My puppy: *Comes running into the room, runs into my door*
Me: O_O;.... Wtf...?
The other three puppies coming running after: *All run into the door*
Me: ... *Picks one up, tilts head*
The puppy; Squirt (He's unbelievingly tiny: *Tilts head, barks*
Me: You retard. *Puts it back down*
Squirt: *Chases the bigger dog, runs into the door*
Me: ... Cynthia!! Wtf did you feed this dog?!
My sister; Cynthia: nothing, why?
Me: *Sighs* Jesus help them. T__T;

LMAO.

Halie: You're a whore!
Brennan: Not a whore... more like a slut :D
Me:...that's what she said...
~*~
Halie: It was so hard!
Me:...that's what she said...
Laura: More like that's what he said...
Me: LOL Yeah
~*~
Brennan: I've got ten problems. -starts naming off people-
Brennan: Wait, can't forget this one -puts his hand on my head-
Me: Wait... what?
Me:...OH EFF YOU! -mumbles darkly-
Brennan, Laura, Sabrina, Halie: ROFL

There was a poster ona lock that asked where will you be in 20 years
a) Successful accountant
b) Proud Parent
c) Other
d) Dead

And the answer d) dead was circled, and I thought, wow I totally agree with that guy who circled d. and so did my friend who also think he will be dead in 20. so now when asked, where will you be in 20 years, I can say now that I will be dead, because it was circled on a poster on a locker.

Also because I feel I won't be alive for too long anyways

remember life is short, and then you die, have a nice day

I agree with Ama, you gotta live it up while you can :/

Life is the longest thing you have...>_>; You can't say it's short.

Depends on when you die actually :P

Still, before death, there's nothing but life, which would be the longest thing you ever had, regardless of when you die :P

Always-Abby wrote:Life is the longest thing you have...>_>; You can't say it's short.

actually there have been people dead for far longer than their life..... just pointing it out, but life after death is going to be sweet

which is basically the thing that I hope for the most.
That and to finally see my LORD and King face to face and worship him in his presence

Abby: That's true, but how you live it could differ. It's short if you just let it fly by, and when your 83, and you're on your deathbed, you think "Damn I didn't do anything...". So in a hypothetical sense, it can be short :/

*6th hour*
We're learning about pedigree's.

Ms.Purdue: So this one, the circle farther off to the side that's blank; can we deduce anything about her?
Ishmael: Nope~
Ms. Purdue: Exactly. We're just gonna put a big question mark there because we don't know any info about her. Poor girl.
Frankie: She probably ugly.
Ms. Purdue: Probably.

Me: What would your description of a uh.. john deer ish character be?
K: Think Edward Cullenish character *gags*
Me: Ew..
K: Exactly
K: I'm all pretty and wonderful and girls fall at my feet, i'm strong, and perfect and i SPARKLE

that was funny

Deikun wrote:Me: What would your description of a uh.. john deer ish character be?
K: Think Edward Cullenish character *gags*
Me: Ew..
K: Exactly
K: I'm all pretty and wonderful and girls fall at my feet, i'm strong, and perfect and i SPARKLE

John Deer?
Dude, I want to give that person a medal.
Seriously. SPARKLESPARKLE.

death-chan wrote:

Deikun wrote:Me: What would your description of a uh.. john deer ish character be?
K: Think Edward Cullenish character *gags*
Me: Ew..
K: Exactly
K: I'm all pretty and wonderful and girls fall at my feet, i'm strong, and perfect and i SPARKLE

John Deer?
Dude, I want to give that person a medal.
Seriously. SPARKLESPARKLE.

john deer = male version of mary sue.

micaela xD

Deikun wrote:

death-chan wrote:

Deikun wrote:Me: What would your description of a uh.. john deer ish character be?
K: Think Edward Cullenish character *gags*
Me: Ew..
K: Exactly
K: I'm all pretty and wonderful and girls fall at my feet, i'm strong, and perfect and i SPARKLE

John Deer?
Dude, I want to give that person a medal.
Seriously. SPARKLESPARKLE.

john deer = male version of mary sue.

micaela xD

Actually, I think I'll keep the medal. xP

(English class)
Chunga: (to the sub) Can I eat a banana?
Sub: Sure sure. -goes back to magazine-
Chunga: -starts... eating the banana-
Me: Dude, that banana's huge.
Barkha: xDDD
Me: Do you usually eat big bananas? Dude, gross, it's dripping off the side of your face. o__o;
Then Manizzlefoshizzile laughed at me. D:
And then I found out what I was supposedly talking about. -__-;

haha, why?

- CPR Certification -

John: *Giving the Mannequin breath*
Me: Come on! You keep missing the mouth.
Kyah: PRETEND IT'S LACEY! Save her life!
John: Okay. *Continues*
Kyah: Don't make out with it. .__.
John: Hey, You told me to pretend it was Lacey. :3

-

John: *Holds my hand*
Kyah: You guys are so cute, yet so repulsive.
Me: D: Repulsive!? Why?
Kyah: *Puppy eyes* Because I have no man.
John: ... She wants me.