'Funny Things That People Say'

by **PeinQAkatsuki** Tue Mar 17 2009, 19:01

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Post by PeinQAkatsuki Tue Mar 17 2009, 19:01

Brennan:...my thumb tastes like sugar...
Me: ...that's what she said... by the way you look like L
Brennan: There's a 95.9% chance that I don't.
Me: See, you even SOUND like L.
Brennan: -crouches like L-
Me: RYUZAKI!!!!
Everyone in the vacinity: -stares at me like wtf? o.o-

by **theBOSS.** Wed Mar 18 2009, 16:21

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Post by theBOSS. Wed Mar 18 2009, 16:21

(onzebus)
Chunga: So if Chinese people are chinky, then what are Japanese people, J(h)inky?
Annie: And Koreans are kinky!

by **D-Dei** Wed Mar 18 2009, 16:26

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Post by D-Dei Wed Mar 18 2009, 16:26

In french:
Tatiana: *hiccups*
Me: Do you have water?
Tatiana: No- *hiccups*
Me: Oh, when I have hiccups I usually hold my breath and drink water for 20 second.
Muller: Yeah! Hold your breath!
Tatiana: Noo! Then I can't breathe!

by **Sasori Kung fu masta** Wed Mar 18 2009, 20:09

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Post by Sasori Kung fu masta Wed Mar 18 2009, 20:09

Me: I'm thinking about painting my nails.
John: :O CAN I PAINT THEM? :D
Me: xD Sure.
John: And I'll paint my nails too.
Me: Noooo.
John: Toe nails?
Me: Fine.

by **Angelic Harmony** Wed Mar 18 2009, 20:24

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Post by Angelic Harmony Wed Mar 18 2009, 20:24

death-chan wrote:(onzebus)
Chunga: So if Chinese people are chinky, then what are Japanese people, J(h)inky?
Annie: And Koreans are kinky!

ROFL!

by **Always-Abby** Wed Mar 18 2009, 20:27

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Post by Always-Abby Wed Mar 18 2009, 20:27

Chorus:
(Ashley, Casey, and Tyrell are sitting next to each other)
Tyrell: Abby, do you spit or swallow?
Me: -sits down next to them- o_O; Huh?
Ashley and Tyrell: Spit or swallow?
Me: ...This is a sex question, isn't it?
Ashley: :D Just answer it.
Me: >_>; You guys are sick...

Later (at the end of class):
Ashley: Abby! Spit or swallow!
Me: (I was busy talking to someone else and wasn't paying attention) Okay, okay, swallow! Geez...
Ashley, Tyrell, and Casey: xDDD
Me: o_O . . . -___-; Oh shit.
Ashley: You know, when you're givin a guy a blowjob and he sort cums in your mouth and you swallow--
Me: I KNOW. -____-;

by **KarateKeyaQ** Wed Mar 18 2009, 22:29

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Post by KarateKeyaQ Wed Mar 18 2009, 22:29

*Reading Julius Ceasar*

Ms. Barcus: So what is Cassius plannng to do?
Treana: He's trying to overthrow Ceasar.
Ms. Barcus: Right! He's trying to get everyone to turn on Ceasar. Why does he want to get Brutus on their side?
Marques: *raises hand*
Ms. Barcus: Marques?
Marques: Yeah uhh, I don't know the answer but I was wondering, when does Juliet come in?

by **D-Dei** Wed Mar 18 2009, 23:26

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Post by D-Dei Wed Mar 18 2009, 23:26

haha xD

by **Yoyo** Wed Mar 18 2009, 23:32

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Post by Yoyo Wed Mar 18 2009, 23:32

Oh snap.

That's amazing.

by **PeinQAkatsuki** Thu Mar 19 2009, 00:32

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Post by PeinQAkatsuki Thu Mar 19 2009, 00:32

~*~Creative Writing~*~
Me: -helping Trenton write a poem-
Hannah: -says something to do with a word that starts with b, like banality or something-
Ms B: Oh yeah i learned that word from you.
Me: My favorite words are ambiguity, asphyxiate, incinerate, and radiate!
Laura:...that was random...
Trenton: got the '-ate' words going there?
Me: yep coz I ate them.

by **CLAIRVOYANTdisease** Thu Mar 19 2009, 02:14

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Post by CLAIRVOYANTdisease Thu Mar 19 2009, 02:14

KarateKeyaQ wrote:*Reading Julius Ceasar*

Ms. Barcus: So what is Cassius plannng to do?
Treana: He's trying to overthrow Ceasar.
Ms. Barcus: Right! He's trying to get everyone to turn on Ceasar. Why does he want to get Brutus on their side?
Marques: *raises hand*
Ms. Barcus: Marques?
Marques: Yeah uhh, I don't know the answer but I was wondering, when does Juliet come in?

by **Lil Kit Kat** Thu Mar 19 2009, 17:13

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Post by Lil Kit Kat Thu Mar 19 2009, 17:13

-In history we were discussing Animal Farm by George Orwell-
Mr. Mac: Okay, so who led the rebellion in Animal Farm?
Some girl: Snowball!
Mr. Mac: Yes. So who led the Red Army?
Another girl: Snowball?:/
Mr. Mac: I meant in Real Life....

by **quater** Thu Mar 19 2009, 17:16

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Post by quater Thu Mar 19 2009, 17:16

I really missed the book Animal Farm. It was really well written.

by **D-Dei** Thu Mar 19 2009, 17:23

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Post by D-Dei Thu Mar 19 2009, 17:23

Animal farm.. sounds familiar.

I was texting Death at school
Me: Are you staying after school?
Death: Nah
Me: Oh
Death: yer staying?
Me: No (by this time, I got on the bus)
Death: Ilove how were right next to each other and were txting
Me: I know
Death: Thats loserish
Me: You're texting too you know

by **Angelic Harmony** Thu Mar 19 2009, 17:32

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Post by Angelic Harmony Thu Mar 19 2009, 17:32

Kitty Kat 1379 wrote:-In history we were discussing Animal Farm by George Orwell-
Mr. Mac: Okay, so who led the rebellion in Animal Farm?
Some girl: Snowball!
Mr. Mac: Yes. So who led the Red Army?
Another girl: Snowball?:/
Mr. Mac: I meant in Real Life....

O: I love that book!

by **Lil Kit Kat** Thu Mar 19 2009, 18:05

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Post by Lil Kit Kat Thu Mar 19 2009, 18:05

It was well written. It was kinda sad what happened to Boxer though...Thats a harsh death...Getting turned into glue. .____.

by **Lil Kit Kat** Thu Mar 19 2009, 18:07

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Post by Lil Kit Kat Thu Mar 19 2009, 18:07

Deikun wrote:Animal farm.. sounds familiar.

I was texting Death at school
Me: Are you staying after school?
Death: Nah
Me: Oh
Death: yer staying?
Me: No (by this time, I got on the bus)
Death: Ilove how were right next to each other and were txting
Me: I know
Death: Thats loserish
Me: You're texting too you know

My friend Zach did that. He texted me when I was like 2 feet from him.

by **theBOSS.** Thu Mar 19 2009, 18:48

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Post by theBOSS. Thu Mar 19 2009, 18:48

Kitty Kat 1379 wrote:

Deikun wrote:Animal farm.. sounds familiar.

I was texting Death at school
Me: Are you staying after school?
Death: Nah
Me: Oh
Death: yer staying?
Me: No (by this time, I got on the bus)
Death: Ilove how were right next to each other and were txting
Me: I know
Death: Thats loserish
Me: You're texting too you know

My friend Zach did that. He texted me when I was like 2 feet from him.

In all defense, I was doing that because I blasted my music because the freshmen on the bus were annoying me. And I couldn't hear what she was saying, so I resorted to good ole texting.

by **Angelic Harmony** Thu Mar 19 2009, 19:15

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Post by Angelic Harmony Thu Mar 19 2009, 19:15

death-chan wrote:

Kitty Kat 1379 wrote:

Deikun wrote:Animal farm.. sounds familiar.

I was texting Death at school
Me: Are you staying after school?
Death: Nah
Me: Oh
Death: yer staying?
Me: No (by this time, I got on the bus)
Death: Ilove how were right next to each other and were txting
Me: I know
Death: Thats loserish
Me: You're texting too you know

My friend Zach did that. He texted me when I was like 2 feet from him.

In all defense, I was doing that because I blasted my music because the freshmen on the bus were annoying me. And I couldn't hear what she was saying, so I resorted to good ole texting.

Ugh, Freshman. >_>;

by **Always-Abby** Thu Mar 19 2009, 19:20

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Post by Always-Abby Thu Mar 19 2009, 19:20

Angelic Harmony wrote:

death-chan wrote:

Kitty Kat 1379 wrote:

Deikun wrote:Animal farm.. sounds familiar.

I was texting Death at school
Me: Are you staying after school?
Death: Nah
Me: Oh
Death: yer staying?
Me: No (by this time, I got on the bus)
Death: Ilove how were right next to each other and were txting
Me: I know
Death: Thats loserish
Me: You're texting too you know

My friend Zach did that. He texted me when I was like 2 feet from him.

In all defense, I was doing that because I blasted my music because the freshmen on the bus were annoying me. And I couldn't hear what she was saying, so I resorted to good ole texting.

Ugh, Freshman. >_>;

D: Don't kill me next year?

by **PeinQAkatsuki** Thu Mar 19 2009, 19:34

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Post by PeinQAkatsuki Thu Mar 19 2009, 19:34

I'munna be a freshman next year -hides-

But the freshmen on my bus are annoying too :/

Ms E: Okay so what are careers that start with 'r'
Someone: Rabbit breeder!!! :D
Someone else (I think it was Anthony): Dude, have you ever SEEN rabbits go at it? They don't need an effing breeder, they multiply rapidly on their own accord.
Class: ROFLMAO

by **amaterasu** Thu Mar 19 2009, 19:54

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Post by amaterasu Thu Mar 19 2009, 19:54

Freshmen!!!

how how it is good to be a senior next year

and Q and evryone his age and above will graduate from highschool

oh, plan!

by **Always-Abby** Thu Mar 19 2009, 20:16

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Post by Always-Abby Thu Mar 19 2009, 20:16

D: I hate you older people.
Not really.
Just your lucky age-ness >_>

Ah, my friend said something funny before, but I just forgot what it was about...
Something about him being black o_o

by **Angelic Harmony** Thu Mar 19 2009, 20:48

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Post by Angelic Harmony Thu Mar 19 2009, 20:48

CrushedRAINbow4 (8:38:09 PM): Welcome back.
CrushedRAINbow4 (8:39:37 PM): (Insert gummy bear looking smiley with its tongue sticking out)
RisenAngelSoul (8:40:30 PM):

Pervy smiley!
CrushedRAINbow4 (8:40:43 PM): *smiles*

>_O My eyes burn.
RisenAngelSoul (8:42:48 PM): O_O Mine does too.
CrushedRAINbow4 (8:43:04 PM): From being tired and I got some of my face wash in my eyes. >_O
RisenAngelSoul (8:43:20 PM): I just poked my eye. ^_^
CrushedRAINbow4 (8:43:40 PM): HEY! You pulled a me!
RisenAngelSoul (8:43:46 PM): XDDD
RisenAngelSoul (8:44:03 PM): Oh, that was funneh. We should put that in the Funney thready...thingy ma bob
CrushedRAINbow4 (8:44:30 PM): Do it! >3
RisenAngelSoul (8:45:54 PM): YESSUM!
RisenAngelSoul (8:46:02 PM): (I was about to put bossom)
CrushedRAINbow4 (8:46:15 PM):

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
RisenAngelSoul (8:46:33 PM): Hohho!! I pulled another funneh! Im on the roooll! >D
CrushedRAINbow4 (8:46:55 PM): Yuo are love, you are on a roll tonight! *pulls out a roll* So am I!
RisenAngelSoul (8:47:04 PM): ROFL!!
RisenAngelSoul (8:47:05 PM):

CrushedRAINbow4 (8:47:09 PM): *sits on the roll* Now I am on a roll.
RisenAngelSoul (8:47:19 PM): *Adding that!*

by **AkiQ** Thu Mar 19 2009, 20:50

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Post by AkiQ Thu Mar 19 2009, 20:50

That was funny right there.

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