'Funny Things That People Say'

by **PeinQAkatsuki** Thu Mar 05 2009, 03:18

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Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'

Post by PeinQAkatsuki Thu Mar 05 2009, 03:18

Me: I get to have oral surgery this summer!
Brennan: Surgery. What fun. -sarcasm-
Laura: Why?
Me: I got 2 wisdom teeth in my lower jaw. Which means that they'll have to give me a sedative and dig them out. Which also means after that they'll give me hydros (pain pills) and I may just be allowed to get legally high.
Brennan:

Laura: ROFL!
Hannah:...wait you're straight edge!
Me: -facepalm-

by **Angelic Harmony** Thu Mar 05 2009, 09:25

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Post by Angelic Harmony Thu Mar 05 2009, 09:25

In Chem

Me: *About to go home, getting my pass*
A girl: Mr! How do you work this?
Me: .... *Thinking* She doesnt know how to work a stopwatch...?
More then half the class: Yea! This thing is weird.
Me: *Looking at the teacher* Are you FUCKING serious?
Teacher: *Looks at me, then at the class: Amanda wants to know are you FUCKING serious?
Me: *Face palm, walks out*

------

*At home last night*

My sister: He's so stupid. He's on crack.
My grandmother: Niiko! Stop dragging the water bowl. *Scolding my dog*
My sister: He's so retarded.
My grandmother: I dont see why he drags the bowl. He has plenty of toys.
My sister: He's on crack.
My grandmother: He likes to make deep holes.
Me: *Just walking in, hears that* .....*About to say something, walks away*

by **KarateKeyaQ** Thu Mar 05 2009, 17:08

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Post by KarateKeyaQ Thu Mar 05 2009, 17:08

Angelic Harmony wrote:In Chem

Me: *About to go home, getting my pass*
A girl: Mr! How do you work this?
Me: .... *Thinking* She doesnt know how to work a stopwatch...?
More then half the class: Yea! This thing is weird.
Me: *Looking at the teacher* Are you FUCKING serious?
Teacher: *Looks at me, then at the class: Amanda wants to know are you FUCKING serious?
Me: *Face palm, walks out*

------

*At home last night*

My sister: He's so stupid. He's on crack.
My grandmother: Niiko! Stop dragging the water bowl. *Scolding my dog*
My sister: He's so retarded.
My grandmother: I dont see why he drags the bowl. He has plenty of toys.
My sister: He's on crack.
My grandmother: He likes to make deep holes.
Me: *Just walking in, hears that* .....*About to say something, walks away*

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Post by theBOSS. Thu Mar 05 2009, 20:01

(Senior Engineering class)
Some random senior dude: -twirls some random senior dudette, then dips her... or something-
Dudette: Isn't this a sex pose?
Dude: No! We only do that at night!

I didn't get it, but all then Engineering seniors started laughing, so I'm assuming it was funny... o.o

by **Sasori Kung fu masta** Thu Mar 05 2009, 20:06

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Post by Sasori Kung fu masta Thu Mar 05 2009, 20:06

Health Class.

Mrs. Grassi: *Walks in* *Stops* Damn!
Everyone: o__o
Mrs. Grassi: I forgot my banana. *Walks out*

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by **PeinQAkatsuki** Thu Mar 05 2009, 20:25

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Post by PeinQAkatsuki Thu Mar 05 2009, 20:25

Brennan: -hopping like a bunny-
Me: Trying to be mad as a rabbit much?
Brennan: I wanna be a bunny!
Laura: You could haunt your brother with the Easter Bunny thing.
Brennan: Good idea!
Me: Ha ha. Oh, you could wear those pink bunny ears! Then I'd have full right to call you the Playboy Bunny!
Brennan: ... -smacks-
Me: OUCH YOU SUCKER!!! T.T
~*~
Me: I'm so jealous of Jack and Brennan!!! (meant Livi and Jack, they're going out)
Brennan: ...-punches-
Me: OUCH!
Brennan: This would be a WONDERFUL time for assassin knives.
Sabrina: ROFLMAO!
~*~
Me: AH SNAKE!
Sabrina: Ass snake?
Brennan: ASS RAPE???!!!
Me: No, AH SNAKE
Brennan:...ass rape...

by **Sasori Kung fu masta** Thu Mar 05 2009, 22:40

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Post by Sasori Kung fu masta Thu Mar 05 2009, 22:40

x spiffy xyz: I didnt do any of meh homework.. ._.
CrushedRAINbow4: :O Get to WORK! xD
x spiffy xyz: Naw.
x spiffy xyz: I'll do it.. not now.
CrushedRAINbow4: Slacker! :O
x spiffy xyz: Pfffffft.
x spiffy xyz: you like my slacker ways.
CrushedRAINbow4: Yeah I do, though you could pick it up in bed a little. xD
x spiffy xyz: I have no motivation!
x spiffy xyz: I would be far more motivated if you had a penis.
CrushedRAINbow4: xDDDDDDDDDD That's what fake ones are for. :P

by **D-Dei** Thu Mar 05 2009, 23:43

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Post by D-Dei Thu Mar 05 2009, 23:43

KDH: "A very extremely confusing guy. Shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. Very flirtatious. Manwhore. Will lead you on. Hilarious. Full of charisma. You have to love him. Boys are jealous of him. Girls are jealous of the girl he is fliring with at the time. Not persistent. Changes moods easily; moody. Greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth.. yet I still want to be with him.."
KDH: That's what john means...
KDH: fucking urban dictionary calling me a manwhore

by **Angelic Harmony** Sat Mar 07 2009, 04:52

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Post by Angelic Harmony Sat Mar 07 2009, 04:52

KarateKeyaQ wrote:

Angelic Harmony wrote:In Chem

Me: *About to go home, getting my pass*
A girl: Mr! How do you work this?
Me: .... *Thinking* She doesnt know how to work a stopwatch...?
More then half the class: Yea! This thing is weird.
Me: *Looking at the teacher* Are you FUCKING serious?
Teacher: *Looks at me, then at the class: Amanda wants to know are you FUCKING serious?
Me: *Face palm, walks out*

------

*At home last night*

My sister: He's so stupid. He's on crack.
My grandmother: Niiko! Stop dragging the water bowl. *Scolding my dog*
My sister: He's so retarded.
My grandmother: I dont see why he drags the bowl. He has plenty of toys.
My sister: He's on crack.
My grandmother: He likes to make deep holes.
Me: *Just walking in, hears that* .....*About to say something, walks away*

Amazing, huh? :3

by **Angelic Harmony** Sat Mar 07 2009, 04:54

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Post by Angelic Harmony Sat Mar 07 2009, 04:54

Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:Health Class.

Mrs. Grassi: *Walks in* *Stops* Damn!
Everyone: o__o
Mrs. Grassi: I forgot my banana. *Walks out*

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Spencer: Look! It's the jar of sand I got in Mexico! *Sticks hand in jar* Ole~

*Saw that 2 days ago*

by **Lil Kit Kat** Sat Mar 07 2009, 16:24

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Post by Lil Kit Kat Sat Mar 07 2009, 16:24

Me: Oh yeah. I still need to give you, your invite...Even though I dont want to...
Zach: An invite for what?
Me: What do you think its for? .___.
Zach: Uh...*slience*....OH! Your birthday party!
Me: Your so stupid....-___-;;

by **Lil Kit Kat** Sat Mar 07 2009, 19:28

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Post by Lil Kit Kat Sat Mar 07 2009, 19:28

Maya: There's something on the couch...>_>
Baylee: *rambling on*
Maya: Hey Baylee...What's that on the couch...? Why don't you lick it Baylee...>_>
Aunt Melannie: Eww. Maya!

by **theBOSS.** Sat Mar 07 2009, 22:41

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Post by theBOSS. Sat Mar 07 2009, 22:41

spedical: Nah thanks.
spedical: Men are scum.
Annie: but u will b miserable in life...
spedical: Maybe.
spedical: But the person that might have been "the one" or some shit like that,
spedical: they'll have found someone better.
spedical: So no worries.
Annie: :[
Annie: dam
Annie: i forgot wat i was gonna say
Annie: i had a god dam good reason..
Annie: DAMMIT

by **D-Dei** Sat Mar 07 2009, 22:59

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Post by D-Dei Sat Mar 07 2009, 22:59

I HATE it when that happens Dx
Poor AnnMen

So.. I confronted both j+m about the redmangothing

-
____
Away: I couldnt ea my redmango cuz -death- took my spoon ):
____
Me; YOU AND M FUCKING WENT TO FOOZAH"S HOUSE WITH REDMANGO AND YOU DIDN"T BRING SOME OVER TO ME?!
Vovo: umm kinda
Vovo: ><
Me: ....
Vovo: nex ttime we'll visit yours with redmango o.o;;
Me: -______________-.... pfft. next time..
Vovo: as long as you don't take my spoon
Vovo: like -death- did..
Me: o_o.. I have a lot of spoons at my house.
Vovo: -Death- took mine ):
Me: *read his away message* I can tell...
Vovo: she took like half of it.
Vovo: lol

-
Me: D< Psh. No redmango for me?
M: LOL
____
AwayMessage (mine): Bye, Heart
____
M: o.o
M: -death- told you?!
Me: yeah, and john's away
M: oh, right.
M: uhmm
M: ASK JOHn
M: IT WAS HIS IDEA
M: T__T

by **KarateKeyaQ** Sun Mar 08 2009, 00:06

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Post by KarateKeyaQ Sun Mar 08 2009, 00:06

@ Charm: Indeed ;D

*Walking home* (He hates/is scared dog by that way)

Me: Man..It's hot.
Joe: Yeah, it's like- *stops when dog barks*
Me: *looks around* Oh look at that, a dog off it's leash.
Joe: *looking terrified* D< Kill it! Stop it! Ohmygod, it's going to kill us! *backs up*
Woman: Oh sorry, *grabs the dog* He's mines, sorry. *looks at Joe*....He won't hurt you.
Joe: Just get it away from me.
Woman: Really, he wont hurt you. Want to pet it? It's harm-
Joe: I will kick that dog in the shins, I swear to God lady!
Me: Don't mind him. Can I pet it?
Woman: Sure. *lets the do go*
Joe: *he freaks when it starts coming towards him* I WILL KICK THAT GOD IN THE SHINS LADY, I SWEAR TO DOG!

xDD I was dying. He was so scared, he was trembling :D

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Boy: Who took my ball? *walks up behind Freddy* Hey! You took my ball? *snatches ball back*
Freddy: Oh no I-
Boy: *throws the ball at his head* That's for taking my ball!
Mrs.Benson: HEY! I'll have you know I'm his mother and-
Boy: *throws ball at her head* Tht's for giviing birth to him!

by **D-Dei** Sun Mar 08 2009, 00:37

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Post by D-Dei Sun Mar 08 2009, 00:37

What episode? o_o;;

And aww. poor guy. I know a guy afraid of dogs too owo

by **Sasori Kung fu masta** Sun Mar 08 2009, 11:57

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Post by Sasori Kung fu masta Sun Mar 08 2009, 11:57

KarateKeyaQ wrote:@ Charm: Indeed ;D

*Walking home* (He hates/is scared dog by that way)

Me: Man..It's hot.
Joe: Yeah, it's like- *stops when dog barks*
Me: *looks around* Oh look at that, a dog off it's leash.
Joe: *looking terrified* D< Kill it! Stop it! Ohmygod, it's going to kill us! *backs up*
Woman: Oh sorry, *grabs the dog* He's mines, sorry. *looks at Joe*....He won't hurt you.
Joe: Just get it away from me.
Woman: Really, he wont hurt you. Want to pet it? It's harm-
Joe: I will kick that dog in the shins, I swear to God lady!
Me: Don't mind him. Can I pet it?
Woman: Sure. *lets the do go*
Joe: *he freaks when it starts coming towards him* I WILL KICK THAT GOD IN THE SHINS LADY, I SWEAR TO DOG!

xDD I was dying. He was so scared, he was trembling :D

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iCarly.

Boy: Who took my ball? *walks up behind Freddy* Hey! You took my ball? *snatches ball back*
Freddy: Oh no I-
Boy: *throws the ball at his head* That's for taking my ball!
Mrs.Benson: HEY! I'll have you know I'm his mother and-
Boy: *throws ball at her head* Tht's for giviing birth to him!

Saw that. xDD

by **Angelic Harmony** Mon Mar 09 2009, 08:20

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Post by Angelic Harmony Mon Mar 09 2009, 08:20

Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:

KarateKeyaQ wrote:@ Charm: Indeed ;D

*Walking home* (He hates/is scared dog by that way)

Me: Man..It's hot.
Joe: Yeah, it's like- *stops when dog barks*
Me: *looks around* Oh look at that, a dog off it's leash.
Joe: *looking terrified* D< Kill it! Stop it! Ohmygod, it's going to kill us! *backs up*
Woman: Oh sorry, *grabs the dog* He's mines, sorry. *looks at Joe*....He won't hurt you.
Joe: Just get it away from me.
Woman: Really, he wont hurt you. Want to pet it? It's harm-
Joe: I will kick that dog in the shins, I swear to God lady!
Me: Don't mind him. Can I pet it?
Woman: Sure. *lets the do go*
Joe: *he freaks when it starts coming towards him* I WILL KICK THAT GOD IN THE SHINS LADY, I SWEAR TO DOG!

xDD I was dying. He was so scared, he was trembling :D

-----
iCarly.

Boy: Who took my ball? *walks up behind Freddy* Hey! You took my ball? *snatches ball back*
Freddy: Oh no I-
Boy: *throws the ball at his head* That's for taking my ball!
Mrs.Benson: HEY! I'll have you know I'm his mother and-
Boy: *throws ball at her head* Tht's for giviing birth to him!

Saw that. xDD

Saw that, too.

by **Always-Abby** Mon Mar 09 2009, 15:45

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Post by Always-Abby Mon Mar 09 2009, 15:45

(Talking about John Lennon in social studies)

Mr. Hansen: Yeah, him and his wife would hold fake private press conference meetings under the bed covers in their bed.
Rachel: Wait, did they have clothes on?
Mr. Hansen: . . .I don't know, and I don't think I wanna know. o_O

by **D-Dei** Mon Mar 09 2009, 16:22

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Post by D-Dei Mon Mar 09 2009, 16:22

My sister brought a friend over with the name Alyssa.

Sister: (reading a question) Why do female sea turtles lay more than 1000 eggs at a time? How would I know? It doesnt say in the book.
Alyssa: I don't know either.
Sister: (reading question again) Why do female sea turtles lay more than 1000 eggs at a time?
Me: (overhearing) ... Because they want to?...
Alyssa: *starts writing on paper* Female sea turtles lay more than 1000 eggs at a time because they want to-

-
At school, Me and "Namoo" are walking to my bus sorta.
Me: *hugs LesMac* Buhbai, my daughter.
LesMac: *giving me an awkward look* (She's confused at who her father is T_T.. Stupid Juscha)
**Tayla and "Namoo" were talking behind us**
Tayla: So did you see the video I sent you?
Namoo: -LesMac-, Did you know that Tayla sent me a video with a song(or something) that went like this, "We made love.... We had children" (or something like that)
LesMac: Oh! Oh...
Anthony: *walking past, overheard* ... *points his finger at me while everyone else is talking, and points hi finger at namoo and back and forth*
Me: O___O NOOOOOOOOOOO. Not me. I know SHE's attracted to me and all, but nooooo, you've got the wrong idea.
Namoo: xD;;

by **quater** Mon Mar 09 2009, 17:10

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Post by quater Mon Mar 09 2009, 17:10

Zolo: Like I'd get lost on this Island, there's trees with numbers so even a child couldn't get lost here.
Usopp: Wow, he thought that far ahead, he's really growing up.
Sanji: Yeah, well, good luck! Don't forget to ask for directions
Usopp: Don't believe in yourself!

by **Lil Kit Kat** Mon Mar 09 2009, 21:20

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Post by Lil Kit Kat Mon Mar 09 2009, 21:20

-On the phone with Zach:

Me: Bleh, Ish bored.
Some kid: Hey Kelsea! :D
Me: O_O Uh which one of your friend's know my name? And how do they know my name? >_>
Zach: Uh...
The kid: Because he talks about you every day!
Me: O_O The hell?
Another kid (Long or Ian..I think): Yeah! He wants to go out with you too! :D
Me: What the fuck?
Alex: Cause he l- *is cut off*
Zach: Alex! I'll kill you! D<
Me: O-kay...?

by **Always-Abby** Tue Mar 10 2009, 18:50

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Post by Always-Abby Tue Mar 10 2009, 18:50

IncompleteAbyss (6:37:19 PM): By the way, one of my friends is wondering if you're a pedophile or an internet stalker >_>;;;

Quater200 (6:38:01 PM): ....-_- Why?

IncompleteAbyss (6:38:33 PM): Because they think that everybody you meet over the internet is a stalker -__-;;\

Quater200 (6:38:47 PM): Tell them yes! And that I am using you to get to them

IncompleteAbyss (6:38:53 PM): Haha! xD

Quater200 (6:39:08 PM): ^_^ Your friends probably all hate me at this rate. Mwuhahaha

IncompleteAbyss (6:39:23 PM): Nah, some of them think you're hot ^_^;

Quater200 (6:39:25 PM): Oh well. I think your brother doesn't mind me.

Quater200 (6:39:27 PM): ....yay!

IncompleteAbyss (6:39:35 PM): Nope, he doesn't care xP

Quater200 (6:40:16 PM): Yay!

Quater200 (6:40:24 PM): And no I am not an internet stalker.

Quater200 (6:40:32 PM): If I were I wouldn't stalk someone so far away. Duh!

IncompleteAbyss (6:40:41 PM): xD

Quater200 (6:40:54 PM): And I am not a pedophile either. If I were I'd pedo someone who actually looks 13 not someone who looks 16 like you.

Quater200 (6:41:12 PM): *So reassuring*

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Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'

Post by knssquad Tue Mar 10 2009, 21:41

Kitty Kat 1379 wrote:-On the phone with Zach:

Me: Bleh, Ish bored.
Some kid: Hey Kelsea! :D
Me: O_O Uh which one of your friend's know my name? And how do they know my name? >_>
Zach: Uh...
The kid: Because he talks about you every day!
Me: O_O The hell?
Another kid (Long or Ian..I think): Yeah! He wants to go out with you too! :D
Me: What the fuck?
Alex: Cause he l- *is cut off*
Zach: Alex! I'll kill you! D<
Me: O-kay...?

Aww

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Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'

Post by Sasori Kung fu masta Tue Mar 10 2009, 21:44

- Park -

John: ._. Do you think anything will happen if I pee in the woods?
Danika and I: >__>;; No.. Just go.
John: *Runs towards woods* *stops* DON'T LOOK.
Me: What's there to see? :x
John: >O ... That's not what you said last night.
Danika: WTF?!?!

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