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'Funny Things That People Say'
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- Post n°226
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
Right thur!
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- Post n°227
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
Josh: *Walks over* Hey John. We dont talk anymore.
John: .. Mmm, no not really. We don't.
Josh: I know, it;s wrong.
Me: .__. Who is this kid?
John: Josh Fadmen.
Me: *Missheard* >__O Hello Josh... Fagmen.
Josh: .... T_T
-
Zach: *Walks over*
Me: Sup, kid?
Zach: Nothing, chewin' on an airhead.
Me: I see.
Zach: It's Delicious. *Walks away*
-
Byan: AH. What is that? What the fuck?
Steph: Is it a cut?
Bryan: No, It's like.. a bump or something.
Tyler: Maybe your nose is going to fall off.
Steph: xD That kid's so randooom.
John: .. Mmm, no not really. We don't.
Josh: I know, it;s wrong.
Me: .__. Who is this kid?
John: Josh Fadmen.
Me: *Missheard* >__O Hello Josh... Fagmen.
Josh: .... T_T
-
Zach: *Walks over*
Me: Sup, kid?
Zach: Nothing, chewin' on an airhead.
Me: I see.
Zach: It's Delicious. *Walks away*
-
Byan: AH. What is that? What the fuck?
Steph: Is it a cut?
Bryan: No, It's like.. a bump or something.
Tyler: Maybe your nose is going to fall off.
Steph: xD That kid's so randooom.
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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- Post n°228
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
*Family is watching Korea vs Japan WBC*
Japan is up to bat, and Korea is on defense.
Me: Oh Oh! He hit the ball D: *watching the ball go flying*
Mom: *watches the Korean guy trying to catch it* He's going to catch it. You know when the ball's dropping from that heigh-
Me: I know, mom.
Mom: How do you know?
Me: Physics.. *sigh* physics.. -_-;;
-
Japanese guy got a strike
Host: I think he tried to stay on it, but the velocity of the ball and the-
Me: UGHHHH -_-;;..
-
Host: You can see that it depend on the velocity, change in direction, speed, change in speed, movement. If the veolcity reaches over 93 or 94 miles per hour, the location becames a little less.
Me: *internally smacking myself*
Japan is up to bat, and Korea is on defense.
Me: Oh Oh! He hit the ball D: *watching the ball go flying*
Mom: *watches the Korean guy trying to catch it* He's going to catch it. You know when the ball's dropping from that heigh-
Me: I know, mom.
Mom: How do you know?
Me: Physics.. *sigh* physics.. -_-;;
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Japanese guy got a strike
Host: I think he tried to stay on it, but the velocity of the ball and the-
Me: UGHHHH -_-;;..
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Host: You can see that it depend on the velocity, change in direction, speed, change in speed, movement. If the veolcity reaches over 93 or 94 miles per hour, the location becames a little less.
Me: *internally smacking myself*
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- Post n°229
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
ROFL! Poor Dei-chan. Can't watch a perfectly good baseball game without Physics showing its ugly face.
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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- Post n°230
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
T_T yeah.
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- Post n°231
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
(Korea vs. Japan last night)
Me: (to mom) Where's this game being played?
Mom: LA? It's either that or San Francisco. -starts yelling at the TV about how the dude was throwing the ball in the same spot, blahblahblah-
Me: -sees a sign where the spectators sit- You liar! It's being played in Puerto Rico!
-something pops up on the TV screen-
Mom: -reads the thingy- No, it's in San Diego...
Me: (to mom) Where's this game being played?
Mom: LA? It's either that or San Francisco. -starts yelling at the TV about how the dude was throwing the ball in the same spot, blahblahblah-
Me: -sees a sign where the spectators sit- You liar! It's being played in Puerto Rico!
-something pops up on the TV screen-
Mom: -reads the thingy- No, it's in San Diego...
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- Post n°232
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
-arm wresting time-
Jesse: Lets do this!
Me: Bring it bitch! -wins in 2 seconds-
Jesse: ... what the hell? You cheated! Again!
Me: Fine! -wins again-
Jesse: D: ... I'm not ready!
Me: -wins yet again- ._.
Jesse: T.T I'm weak!
Me: No, you're not! Give it your all!
Jesse: Okay.. >_>
Me: -wins again- D:
Jesse: Lets do this!
Me: Bring it bitch! -wins in 2 seconds-
Jesse: ... what the hell? You cheated! Again!
Me: Fine! -wins again-
Jesse: D: ... I'm not ready!
Me: -wins yet again- ._.
Jesse: T.T I'm weak!
Me: No, you're not! Give it your all!
Jesse: Okay.. >_>
Me: -wins again- D:
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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- Post n°233
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
Haha, ^Kns, I remmebered something thanks to you.
Long ago
Me: JOHN!! I want to armwrestle you!!!!!
John: o___o okay....
-we armwreslte, and I lose... taking into account of... (and he wasnt even going all out)-
Me: D: AGAIN!
John: Okay, you can use both your hands.
-loses again-
Me: T_T
-keeps trying-
---------------
Today
(Kevin and John come into my physics test after we finish our test)
Kevin: John, let's armwrestle.
John: Okay.
-they armwrestle and Kevin starts using two hands in the middle of it, but john wins anyways-
Me: :D DId you know, I won the last time I armwrestled with him?? ^w^
Kevin: O_____O i dont believe you
Me: John! Tell him! I won armwrestling with you last time, right??
John: ... Yeah.. But you cheated!
Kevin: ??
Me: :D I had long nails back then, so when we started armwrestling, I dug mmy nails into his skin. :O
John: YOu know I started bleeding?!
Me: Yeah, I know :3
Kevin: Wow..
Long ago
Me: JOHN!! I want to armwrestle you!!!!!
John: o___o okay....
-we armwreslte, and I lose... taking into account of... (and he wasnt even going all out)-
Me: D: AGAIN!
John: Okay, you can use both your hands.
-loses again-
Me: T_T
-keeps trying-
---------------
Today
(Kevin and John come into my physics test after we finish our test)
Kevin: John, let's armwrestle.
John: Okay.
-they armwrestle and Kevin starts using two hands in the middle of it, but john wins anyways-
Me: :D DId you know, I won the last time I armwrestled with him?? ^w^
Kevin: O_____O i dont believe you
Me: John! Tell him! I won armwrestling with you last time, right??
John: ... Yeah.. But you cheated!
Kevin: ??
Me: :D I had long nails back then, so when we started armwrestling, I dug mmy nails into his skin. :O
John: YOu know I started bleeding?!
Me: Yeah, I know :3
Kevin: Wow..
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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- Post n°234
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
Deikun wrote:Haha, ^Kns, I remmebered something thanks to you.
Long ago
Me: JOHN!! I want to armwrestle you!!!!!
John: o___o okay....
-we armwreslte, and I lose... taking into account of... (and he wasnt even going all out)-
Me: D: AGAIN!
John: Okay, you can use both your hands.
-loses again-
Me: T_T
-keeps trying-
---------------
Today
(Kevin and John come into my physics test after we finish our test)
Kevin: John, let's armwrestle.
John: Okay.
-they armwrestle and Kevin starts using two hands in the middle of it, but john wins anyways-
Me: :D DId you know, I won the last time I armwrestled with him?? ^w^
Kevin: O_____O i dont believe you
Me: John! Tell him! I won armwrestling with you last time, right??
John: ... Yeah.. But you cheated!
Kevin: ??
Me: :D I had long nails back then, so when we started armwrestling, I dug mmy nails into his skin. :O
John: YOu know I started bleeding?!
Me: Yeah, I know :3
Kevin: Wow..
I was watching this Korean drama called Iljimae
Boy: Iljimae-nim! You need to hide! There are these guys coming after you!
Iljimae: Oh, okay. *gathers all his stuff and hides*
*People looking for iljimae enters*
Boy: H-h-he went that way! *points off to the back of the house*
Men: let's go. *runs off in that direction*
Iljimae: *comes out of hiding* Oh, I'm really grateful. What's your name?
Boy: (i forgot his name)
Iljimae: Thanks. *leaves*
Men: *come back* Didn't you say that Iljimae went that way?
Boy: ... *looking confused, acting* Il-Iljimae? My chicken ran off.. and I thought you were here to catch him...
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- Post n°235
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
Peter: You can't ask me to make dinner, Lois. That's like asking me to choose between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kirsten Dunst in a "hot body, weird face" contest. It can't be done.
Stewie: None for me, thanks. It's gonna go straight to my vagina.......That's what girl's worry about, right? Having big vaginas?
Stewie: None for me, thanks. It's gonna go straight to my vagina.......That's what girl's worry about, right? Having big vaginas?
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- Post n°236
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
Dear God xDDKarateKeyaQ wrote:Peter: You can't ask me to make dinner, Lois. That's like asking me to choose between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kirsten Dunst in a "hot body, weird face" contest. It can't be done.
Stewie: None for me, thanks. It's gonna go straight to my vagina.......That's what girl's worry about, right? Having big vaginas?
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- Post n°237
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
-On the bus home from PSU-
Jen: Awwe! Theres my Zach! *hugs Zach*
Zach: MOM! >//<
Me: >_> Ha.
-Later-
Some girl: *is messing with Zach hair*
Zach: Get off my hair! D<
Jen: Heh, I love my cute metrosexual kid. *hugs Zach again*
Me: *points at Zach and laughs* Metro!
Zach: Shut up! D<
Me: Ha, I win.
Zach: >_> You suck...
Me: I'm surprised I manged to do that...Its an achievement for me.
Zach: WTF? What is this, Halo?
Me: >_> Maybe...
Zach. -___-;;
Jen: Awwe! Theres my Zach! *hugs Zach*
Zach: MOM! >//<
Me: >_> Ha.
-Later-
Some girl: *is messing with Zach hair*
Zach: Get off my hair! D<
Jen: Heh, I love my cute metrosexual kid. *hugs Zach again*
Me: *points at Zach and laughs* Metro!
Zach: Shut up! D<
Me: Ha, I win.
Zach: >_> You suck...
Me: I'm surprised I manged to do that...Its an achievement for me.
Zach: WTF? What is this, Halo?
Me: >_> Maybe...
Zach. -___-;;
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- Post n°238
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
KarateKeyaQ wrote:Peter: You can't ask me to make dinner, Lois. That's like asking me to choose between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kirsten Dunst in a "hot body, weird face" contest. It can't be done.
Stewie: None for me, thanks. It's gonna go straight to my vagina.......That's what girl's worry about, right? Having big vaginas?
*looks at ava* OLI! i should call him later xD
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- Post n°239
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
:OLaura-Chan wrote:KarateKeyaQ wrote:Peter: You can't ask me to make dinner, Lois. That's like asking me to choose between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kirsten Dunst in a "hot body, weird face" contest. It can't be done.
Stewie: None for me, thanks. It's gonna go straight to my vagina.......That's what girl's worry about, right? Having big vaginas?
*looks at ava* OLI! i should call him later xD
You has his number?
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- Post n°240
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
xD He's my friend.KarateKeyaQ wrote::OLaura-Chan wrote:KarateKeyaQ wrote:Peter: You can't ask me to make dinner, Lois. That's like asking me to choose between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kirsten Dunst in a "hot body, weird face" contest. It can't be done.
Stewie: None for me, thanks. It's gonna go straight to my vagina.......That's what girl's worry about, right? Having big vaginas?
*looks at ava* OLI! i should call him later xD
You has his number?
Well, I haven't seen him since January but We text each other sometimes xD So i just called him before.
I knew him through my friend Elliot who played a gig with them ^_^
I was like "OMFG OLI!" And he was drunk so he came over like "Allo Allo" rofl
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- Post n°241
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
:OOOOOOOOOOOOLaura-Chan wrote:xD He's my friend.KarateKeyaQ wrote::OLaura-Chan wrote:KarateKeyaQ wrote:Peter: You can't ask me to make dinner, Lois. That's like asking me to choose between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kirsten Dunst in a "hot body, weird face" contest. It can't be done.
Stewie: None for me, thanks. It's gonna go straight to my vagina.......That's what girl's worry about, right? Having big vaginas?
*looks at ava* OLI! i should call him later xD
You has his number?
Well, I haven't seen him since January but We text each other sometimes xD So i just called him before.
I knew him through my friend Elliot who played a gig with them ^_^
I was like "OMFG OLI!" And he was drunk so he came over like "Allo Allo" rofl
That's so awesomeeeeeeee. I love Oli xDD
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- Post n°242
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
xD He's really nice :P and funnyKarateKeyaQ wrote::OOOOOOOOOOOOLaura-Chan wrote:xD He's my friend.KarateKeyaQ wrote::OLaura-Chan wrote:KarateKeyaQ wrote:Peter: You can't ask me to make dinner, Lois. That's like asking me to choose between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kirsten Dunst in a "hot body, weird face" contest. It can't be done.
Stewie: None for me, thanks. It's gonna go straight to my vagina.......That's what girl's worry about, right? Having big vaginas?
*looks at ava* OLI! i should call him later xD
You has his number?
Well, I haven't seen him since January but We text each other sometimes xD So i just called him before.
I knew him through my friend Elliot who played a gig with them ^_^
I was like "OMFG OLI!" And he was drunk so he came over like "Allo Allo" rofl
That's so awesomeeeeeeee. I love Oli xDD
I has a crush on him and Elliot almost told him! O.o
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"Shoot a mushroom I don't even know anymore."
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- Post n°243
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
Note: Mr. Weeks was our soccer coach last year and the math/science teacher in our school. He left his ball at the school, so we "fight" over who gets to use his ball. Go figure.
Coach: "Why do you call it the 'Weeks' Ball'?"
Me: "'Cause it belongs to Mr. Weeks."
.:the next day:.
Coach: "Why do you like this ball so much? 'Cause you get to kick it?"
Me: "No!"
Coach: "Why do you call it the 'Weeks' Ball'?"
Me: "'Cause it belongs to Mr. Weeks."
.:the next day:.
Coach: "Why do you like this ball so much? 'Cause you get to kick it?"
Me: "No!"
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- Post n°244
Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'
*today in fashion College i FAILED badly at knitting xD And kept calling the teacher over the help*
Me: Miss! I done it again!
*teacher comes over and fixes it*
Me: Aww, I fail at this!
Teacher: No you don't, your being too hard on yourself!
Me: It's because i'm left handed...
Teacher: Good excuse!
Me: I can't iron either! :D
Teacher: What!? Worst excuse ever, why not?
Me: I have to stand on the other side of the board, hold the iron differently and do it in a different way!
Becca: ...TOLD!
*All Day I called Knitting 'Sewing' and my friend Becca got really annoyed xD in primark.*
Me: I freakin HATE this sewing needles!
Becca: >.> Knitting!
Me: Sorry! Knitting, no sewing. wait yeah, sewing Knitting! KNITTING!
Becca: good!
Me: Well, i still hate these sewing needles
Becca: =_= *shouts* KNITTING!
Old woman: Okay! I get it! Knitting!
Me: O.o
Me: Miss! I done it again!
*teacher comes over and fixes it*
Me: Aww, I fail at this!
Teacher: No you don't, your being too hard on yourself!
Me: It's because i'm left handed...
Teacher: Good excuse!
Me: I can't iron either! :D
Teacher: What!? Worst excuse ever, why not?
Me: I have to stand on the other side of the board, hold the iron differently and do it in a different way!
Becca: ...TOLD!
*All Day I called Knitting 'Sewing' and my friend Becca got really annoyed xD in primark.*
Me: I freakin HATE this sewing needles!
Becca: >.> Knitting!
Me: Sorry! Knitting, no sewing. wait yeah, sewing Knitting! KNITTING!
Becca: good!
Me: Well, i still hate these sewing needles
Becca: =_= *shouts* KNITTING!
Old woman: Okay! I get it! Knitting!
Me: O.o
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xD xD
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hey i finally found my barb wire ring.. i'm happy yees i know it was random..lol
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Nice one xD
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- Yesterday by this really gross lake -
John: *Almost falls*
Me: *Grabs his shoulders to pull him forward*
John: *Crashes into me*
Me: *Foot slides off the rock and into the river, going up to my knee* *Begins to cry because its cold and gross*
John: D: I hate when you die, it sounds like you're crying.
Me: ... >_>
John: >_> Only reverse it..
- Later when we get back to his house -
Me: .. .__. Can I borrow shorts?
John: ... Really? Why?
Me: I need to dry my pants off.
John: *hands me shorts* Change.
Me: .. Leave.
John: :3 Naaawww.
- Getting off the bus -
Me: UGHHHBSHQAKSJL!
Christy: O_O
John: :3
Me: .... T_T He grabbed my assage.
- CPR Training -
Kyah: This guy, a comedian, was talking about how its fun to change the word "Kill" to "Fuck".
Me: xD?
Kyah: Like, "I'm sorry sir, But were going to kill ya nice and slow," turns into, "I'm sorry sir, but we're going to fuck ya nice and slow."
Me and John: .... ROFLMAO.
John: *Almost falls*
Me: *Grabs his shoulders to pull him forward*
John: *Crashes into me*
Me: *Foot slides off the rock and into the river, going up to my knee* *Begins to cry because its cold and gross*
John: D: I hate when you die, it sounds like you're crying.
Me: ... >_>
John: >_> Only reverse it..
- Later when we get back to his house -
Me: .. .__. Can I borrow shorts?
John: ... Really? Why?
Me: I need to dry my pants off.
John: *hands me shorts* Change.
Me: .. Leave.
John: :3 Naaawww.
- Getting off the bus -
Me: UGHHHBSHQAKSJL!
Christy: O_O
John: :3
Me: .... T_T He grabbed my assage.
- CPR Training -
Kyah: This guy, a comedian, was talking about how its fun to change the word "Kill" to "Fuck".
Me: xD?
Kyah: Like, "I'm sorry sir, But were going to kill ya nice and slow," turns into, "I'm sorry sir, but we're going to fuck ya nice and slow."
Me and John: .... ROFLMAO.