by I shall try to one day when i'm older. :DKarateKeyaQ wrote:I'd come :3
If I had a ride and money of course..and if the gig was centered somewhere arouund michigan or ohio
Or come to your house as a b-day gift and do a free show. xD
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Or come to your house as a b-day gift and do a free show. xD
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Temari wrote:I shall try to one day when i'm older. :DKarateKeyaQ wrote:I'd come :3
If I had a ride and money of course..and if the gig was centered somewhere arouund michigan or ohio
Or come to your house as a b-day gift and do a free show. xD
Would you really?I'll be waiting :3
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I would. when I can drive a car I will come over. :DKarateKeyaQ wrote:Temari wrote:I shall try to one day when i'm older. :DKarateKeyaQ wrote:I'd come :3
If I had a ride and money of course..and if the gig was centered somewhere arouund michigan or ohio
Or come to your house as a b-day gift and do a free show. xD
I'll be waiting :3
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D: I want to come too
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I'll bring u along. :Dknssquad wrote:D: I want to come too
i'll pick u up and we can both visit keya. :D
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I made this one. :3
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EXOTIC PET
I never really liked the animals at the pet store. I’ve always wanted something better, more exotic, like a wolf. One day I’ll be down the street walking my pet wolf and people would look and stare. They would say or think things like “What the f***” or “Is that what I think it is? Is that a wolf she’s walking or a dog?” In my head I’ll be thinking “ they’re all jealous. They wish they had an awesome pet like mine.” If I had an ostrich I would ride it to work every morning and tie it to a pole in the parking lot with some food and water. But then there’s the question what if I the ostrich is stolen. Well if it was to be stolen I would teach it to make noises like a car alarm. It would work, people would notice and they would run away. If I had a pet squirrel that’s another story, I would teach it to take shiny things. one day I’m in the park and I let it loose to go find shiny objects and it comes back with a gum wrapper, a penny and a nickel. At least I’m a 6 cents and a gum wrapper richer.
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Aww ^_^
Very cool, Tema :P
Very cool, Tema :P
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thanx. ^^
I should so be a comedian. xD
I should so be a comedian. xD
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I got a joke that the boys could tell!
Ok:
My MyDate account wont accept! There's a question 'what do you want in a woman?' apperentlt my d*** aint teh right answer
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My MyDate account wont accept! There's a question 'what do you want in a woman?' apperentlt my d*** aint teh right answer
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My friend Lizzi told me this one:
How do you neuter Michael Jackson?
My friend Lizzi told me this one:
How do you neuter Michael Jackson?
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- Give him a spiked glove and tell him to dance.
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Why can't Pokeman come with you into the bathroom?
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- Cause they'll Pikachu.
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BEL.the.Ripper.
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- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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Always-Abby wrote:xDD
My friend Lizzi told me this one:
How do you neuter Michael Jackson?:D
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Wha? o__o;;
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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I'll never look at Pikachu the same ever again..................
When I tell you this sentence, try to think a similar sentence
I know it's not a joke, but couldnt think of somewhere else to put it.
When I tell you this sentence, try to think a similar sentence
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- In Bobby's world, there are sheets but no beds
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- In Bobby's world, there are __________ but no ________
I know it's not a joke, but couldnt think of somewhere else to put it.
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It has beds but no sheets? o__o;Deikun wrote:I'll never look at Pikachu the same ever again..................
When I tell you this sentence, try to think a similar sentenceNow make a similar sentence going like this:
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I know it's not a joke, but couldnt think of somewhere else to put it.
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A student comes to a young professor's office hours.
She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly."I would do *anything* to pass this exam."
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes."I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...*anything*."
He returns her gaze. "Anything?""*Anything*."His voice softens. "*Anything*??""*Anything*."
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...*study*?"
She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly."I would do *anything* to pass this exam."
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes."I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...*anything*."
He returns her gaze. "Anything?""*Anything*."His voice softens. "*Anything*??""*Anything*."
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...*study*?"
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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death-chan wrote:It has beds but no sheets? o__o;Deikun wrote:I'll never look at Pikachu the same ever again..................
When I tell you this sentence, try to think a similar sentenceNow make a similar sentence going like this:
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- Spoiler:
I know it's not a joke, but couldnt think of somewhere else to put it.
lmao no -_-;;
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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Employee: Why, what happened at 8:30?
Employee: Why, what happened at 8:30?
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On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of relationships in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it!
Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane.
"I can make you feel like a woman," he says.
He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:
"Iron this."
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of relationships in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it!
Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane.
"I can make you feel like a woman," he says.
He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:
"Iron this."
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I knew it'd be something like that. What a beast of a way to go.
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A suicide bomber storms into a petshop, "You have 30 seconds to get out of here before I blow this place sky high!"
The tortoise at the back of the shop, "You bastard..."
Made me laugh.
The tortoise at the back of the shop, "You bastard..."
Made me laugh.
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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Awww. poor tortoise.
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