Funny Jokes

KatEyez wrote:Okay I'm done reading them all, so now it's my turn to tell a joke...
There are three construction workers, one Blonde, one Brunette, and one Red head, who eat lunch together.
One day as they are eating lunch the Brunette says, "Every day I get penutbutter and jelly sandwiches, If I onen my lunch tomarrow and fing this same meal I'm going to jump off this building!"
then the Red head opens his lunch and says, "Every day I get meat and cheese sandwiches, If I onen my lunch tomarrow and fing this same meal I'm going to jump off this building!"
then the Blonde opens his lunch and says, "Every day I get yogert, If I onen my lunch tomarrow and fing this same meal I'm going to jump off this building!"
The next day they all open there lunches and sure enought they have the same lunches, and so they jump.
When the police tell the wives the Brunette and Red head tearfuly exclaim, "If they told me I would have changed their lunch!"
The police look at the Blondes wife who is crying but silent, she then bursts out, "I don't understand! He makes his own lunch!"

Okay I'm done reading them all, so now it's my turn to tell a joke...
There are three construction workers, one Blonde, one Brunette, and one Red head, who eat lunch together.
One day as they are eating lunch the Brunette says, "Every day I get penutbutter and jelly sandwiches, If I onen my lunch tomarrow and fing this same meal I'm going to jump off this building!"
then the Red head opens his lunch and says, "Every day I get meat and cheese sandwiches, If I onen my lunch tomarrow and fing this same meal I'm going to jump off this building!"
then the Blonde opens his lunch and says, "Every day I get yogert, If I onen my lunch tomarrow and fing this same meal I'm going to jump off this building!"
The next day they all open there lunches and sure enought they have the same lunches, and so they jump.
When the police tell the wives the Brunette and Red head tearfuly exclaim, "If they told me I would have changed their lunch!"
The police look at the Blondes wife who is crying but silent, she then bursts out, "I don't understand! He makes his own lunch!"

I have alot more, but I have posted here so much I would feel realy rude to pos any more. But as I am going to post this I might as well stick a joke in!

There was a Blonde, Brunette, and Red-head who robbed a bank, as they were running from the police they came to a barn and decided to hid in the empty barrels.
As the police entered the barn they tapped on the barrels (I can't remember why, So I'm guessing that it was to see if they were hidding in them)
When they tapped on the Brunettes barrel he said "Meow, Meow" and the polie said "It's just a cat." and went on to the Red-heads barrel. The Red-head said"Bark, Bark!" And the police went on to the next one, tne Blondes barrel, when they tapped on that one the blonde said, "Potato, Potato!"

KatEyez wrote:I'm back! I eat fast, just in case you were wondering. Hmm... joke, a joke I haven't told... Oh! Got it!

A police man pulled a car over for speeding, when he bent down to talk to the driver he saw that it was a blonde with headphones on,
"Ma'am," He drawwled, "I'm ganna have to ask you to take those off." He said pointing to the headphones.
"I'm sorry oficer, but I can't" The two of them argued for a while and finaly she took them off and died.
The officer staired at her in confution, then put the headphones on and heard.
"Breath in... Breath out...Breath in... Breath out..."

KatEyez wrote:A police man pulled a car over for speeding, when he bent down to talk to the driver he saw that it was a blonde with headphones on,
"Ma'am," He drawwled, "I'm ganna have to ask you to take those off." He said pointing to the headphones.
"I'm sorry oficer, but I can't" The two of them argued for a while and finaly she took them off and died.
The officer staired at her in confution, then put the headphones on and heard.
"Breath in... Breath out...Breath in... Breath out..."

KatEyez wrote:There were three people lost in a desert, one Blonde, one Brunette, and one Red-head. As they were walking they ran into a jeenie, who would grant them all one wish.
The Brunette wishes he was home, and poof he was.
The Red-head wished he was on a cruse, and poof he was.
The Blonde wished for a car door, and poof, he had one.
"Why did you wish for a car door?" the jeenie asked
"So when I'm hot I can roll the window down!"

KatEyez wrote:Thanks

There were three people lost in a desert, one Blonde, one Brunette, and one Red-head. As they were walking they ran into a jeenie, who would grant them all one wish.
The Brunette wishes he was home, and poof he was.
The Red-head wished he was on a cruse, and poof he was.
The Blonde wished for a car door, and poof, he had one.
"Why did you wish for a car door?" the jeenie asked
"So when I'm hot I can roll the window down!"

Kiami wrote:

KatEyez wrote:Thanks

There were three people lost in a desert, one Blonde, one Brunette, and one Red-head. As they were walking they ran into a jeenie, who would grant them all one wish.
The Brunette wishes he was home, and poof he was.
The Red-head wished he was on a cruse, and poof he was.
The Blonde wished for a car door, and poof, he had one.
"Why did you wish for a car door?" the jeenie asked
"So when I'm hot I can roll the window down!"

Lmao...
The blonde actually made a pretty good wish

Now he can drive away AND roll down the windows lol

But I feel offended of the sort
I used to be blonde

panthachild wrote:hey hey hey....you got a problem with blondes???

quater wrote:

Kiami wrote:

KatEyez wrote:Thanks

There were three people lost in a desert, one Blonde, one Brunette, and one Red-head. As they were walking they ran into a jeenie, who would grant them all one wish.
The Brunette wishes he was home, and poof he was.
The Red-head wished he was on a cruse, and poof he was.
The Blonde wished for a car door, and poof, he had one.
"Why did you wish for a car door?" the jeenie asked
"So when I'm hot I can roll the window down!"

Lmao...
The blonde actually made a pretty good wish

Now he can drive away AND roll down the windows lol

But I feel offended of the sort
I used to be blonde

Once a blonde always a

DeI-kUn~ wrote:o.O;; nii was a blonde?...

nice ^^

i want white blonde hair ><;;

my mom said, "go ahead"

but.. eh.. i'm not sure if i would look nice like that...