Funny Jokes

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a teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation ofthe blood.
Trying to make matters clearer,he said,"Now,students,if i stood on my head,as we know,the blood would run down into it.As a result ,I should turn red in the face."
"Yes,sir,"the class said.
"Then why is it standing upright in the ordinary position,the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A student shouted,"It's because your feet aren't empty."

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wow, thats kinda funny

roflmao thats funny ^_^

Horai wrote:a teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation ofthe blood.
Trying to make matters clearer,he said,"Now,students,if i stood on my head,as we know,the blood would run down into it.As a result ,I should turn red in the face."
"Yes,sir,"the class said.
"Then why is it standing upright in the ordinary position,the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A student shouted,"It's because your feet aren't empty."

omg, lol

hahaha, lol, nice one Horai

haha, yeah that one was funny.........

Ok, this one is for the OLDER people......
A girl walks into a dry-cleaners and walks over to the counter. The woman behind the counter stops whatever she is doing and turns to talk to the customer.
customer: "Hi, could you help me please? Would you be able to get this stain out of my skirt by tonight as i need it for............."
*She murmors off into quiteness and can not be heard...*
Counter woman: *She leans forward slightly over the desk to be able to hear the answer....* "Come again??"
Customer: "No, not this time, its mayonnase.....!!"

Lets see who gets it.........

rofLol

I got it...

Okay, I have nothing against blondes either...the smartest guy in the entire school is blonde...

A blonde was driving down the road and she hears a guy on the radio telling a dumb-blonde joke. She turns the radio off and sees a blonde girl out in the middle of a field in a rowboat.

So, she gets mad and stops the car. She walks to the edge of the field and starts yelling at her, saying that she's the reason that so many people make fun of blondes.

Then she says, "If I could swim I'd come over there and give you a peice of my mind!"

Haha...>.>

Heard it before. But it's still okay-ish.
Most blonde jokes are really stupid, though.

i hope this is new for you all

Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help.One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soocer on the other.
Sandy approached and asked if she was allright.
The girl said she was.
a little while later,however,Sandy noticed that girl was in the same spot,still by herself.
Approaching again,Sandy offered,"Would you like me to be your friend?"
The girl hesitated,then said,"OK" Feeling she was making progress,Sandy then asked."Why are you standing here all alone?"
"Because",the little girl said with exasperation,"I'm the goal keeper!"

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"

hahaha, Snowborder, lol, that one was good.

Yeah, go Horai, that was funny......

Gaara*Of*The*Sand wrote:haha, yeah that one was funny.........

Ok, this one is for the OLDER people......
A girl walks into a dry-cleaners and walks over to the counter. The woman behind the counter stops whatever she is doing and turns to talk to the customer.
customer: "Hi, could you help me please? Would you be able to get this stain out of my skirt by tonight as i need it for............."
*She murmors off into quiteness and can not be heard...*
Counter woman: *She leans forward slightly over the desk to be able to hear the answer....* "Come again??"
Customer: "No, not this time, its mayonnase.....!!"

Lets see who gets it.........

Wow, i haven't heard that one in ages, lol, nice one

Kazekage*Gaara wrote:I got it...

Okay, I have nothing against blondes either...the smartest guy in the entire school is blonde...

A blonde was driving down the road and she hears a guy on the radio telling a dumb-blonde joke. She turns the radio off and sees a blonde girl out in the middle of a field in a rowboat.

So, she gets mad and stops the car. She walks to the edge of the field and starts yelling at her, saying that she's the reason that so many people make fun of blondes.

Then she says, "If I could swim I'd come over there and give you a peice of my mind!"

Haha...>.>

hahaha, its pretty good

lol, all of these jokes are pretty funny..............

lol
They were good!



GotS, PG-13, please ^_^

lol, well done you guys, all of these are quite funny ^_^

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Claud-kun wrote:lol
They were good!



GotS, PG-13, please ^_^

Sorry got a little carried away huh?!!!!
But it was a little funny ^^