by Renden2005 Thu Nov 01 2007, 01:15
The "Dave" Joke
This guy decided he wanted to go to a baseball game, he drives there and gets in line and waits two hours and as he's about to pay for his ticket when he hears someone yell "DAVE, DAVE, HEY DAVE!1!" He gets out of line and looks, and he sees no one yelling...so he gets back in line, and two hours later he gets his ticket and goes in. After he finds his seat, he now wants a hot dog. He goes and gets in line and waits for an hour and a half and as he's about to pay he hears someone yell "DAVE, DAVE, HEY DAVE!1!" He gets out of line and looks, and he sees no one yelling...so he gets back in line, and waits for an hour and a half and gets his hot dog. He then decides he wants a drink. He goes, gets in line, and an hour later as he's about to pay someone yell "DAVE, DAVE, HEY
DAVE!1!" He gets out of line and looks, and he sees no one yelling...so
he gets back in line, and waits for an hour, and gets his drink. He watches the game, and it was a great game...so great that he wanted to get a souvenir(spl?)...so he goes and gets in line and 45 minutes later as he's about to pay someone yell "DAVE, DAVE, HEY
DAVE!1!" He gets out of line and looks, and he sees no one yelling...and by now he's really upset because this guy has ruined his day, so he yells "MY NAME'S NOT DAVE!1!"