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Koneko_Bozu8- Citizen
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What's up Tab : When you laugh, I laugh
When you cry, I cry
And when you jump off a bridge and kill yourself, I'll be the first one to cry at your funeral
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The company sergent is briefing the recruits:
"For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be your father, and I
will be your mother. Incidentally we are not married, so you know what that
makes you..."
"For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be your father, and I
will be your mother. Incidentally we are not married, so you know what that
makes you..."
Koneko_Bozu8- Citizen
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What's up Tab : When you laugh, I laugh
When you cry, I cry
And when you jump off a bridge and kill yourself, I'll be the first one to cry at your funeral
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HAHAHAHAHAH!!! XD
TheFirstKnight- Citizen
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A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive
when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to
pull over.
When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.
He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde,
‘Stand in that circle and DON’T MOVE!’.
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, ‘Oh you think that’s funny? Watch this!’
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.
He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she’s laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his
truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
‘What’s so funny?’ the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, ‘Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped outside the circle!!
when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to
pull over.
When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.
He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde,
‘Stand in that circle and DON’T MOVE!’.
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, ‘Oh you think that’s funny? Watch this!’
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.
He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she’s laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his
truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
‘What’s so funny?’ the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, ‘Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped outside the circle!!
Koneko_Bozu8- Citizen
Number of posts : 9895
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When you cry, I cry
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wow...lol
TheFirstKnight- Citizen
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The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math
Renden2005- Citizen
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lol..nice...
Hi, I am a polymorphic alien and have taken the form of words so I can
have sex with your pupils. And judging by the smile on your face I can
see that you're enjoying it.
Hi, I am a polymorphic alien and have taken the form of words so I can
have sex with your pupils. And judging by the smile on your face I can
see that you're enjoying it.
Kiami- Citizen
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What's up Tab : Back~ ^-^
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LOL
Sayomi Hatake- Citizen
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......
theBOSS.- Citizen
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...........?
quater- Hezi
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Father Tomato is walking and the Son tomato is walking behind him. The Father Tomato turns to him and says, "You better catch up." HAHAHAHAHH! I LOVE IT!
Sayomi Hatake- Citizen
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hahahahahaha
Sayomi Hatake- Citizen
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catch up... lol that is great!
D-Dei- Citizen
Number of posts : 49291
Age : 1014
What's up Tab : "I've made up my mind. I'm gonna become an emu."
BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
Fanclubs : Deidara Fanclub.
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^^ catch up... hm... ketchup?..
quater- Hezi
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DeI-kUn~ wrote:^^ catch up... hm... ketchup?..
Yeah ^_^
amaterasu- Citizen
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no?
D-Dei- Citizen
Number of posts : 49291
Age : 1014
What's up Tab : "I've made up my mind. I'm gonna become an emu."
BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
Fanclubs : Deidara Fanclub.
Village :
Happiness bar :
Registration date : 2007-07-31
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Natural: 0
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hm... no?.. no what?
amaterasu- Citizen
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no yes?
D-Dei- Citizen
Number of posts : 49291
Age : 1014
What's up Tab : "I've made up my mind. I'm gonna become an emu."
BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
Fanclubs : Deidara Fanclub.
Village :
Happiness bar :
Registration date : 2007-07-31
AMP
Natural: 0
Power: 0
Instinct: 0
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he
called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is
it or the express degree you told me about?"
"It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon,
why do you want to become a lawyer?"
"That's my business! Get me the course!"
Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer
was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid.
Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and
it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the
lawyer leaned over and said, "please, before it's too late,
tell me why you wanted to to get a law degree so badly before
you died?"
In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said,
"One less lawyer . . ."
called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is
it or the express degree you told me about?"
"It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon,
why do you want to become a lawyer?"
"That's my business! Get me the course!"
Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer
was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid.
Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and
it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the
lawyer leaned over and said, "please, before it's too late,
tell me why you wanted to to get a law degree so badly before
you died?"
In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said,
"One less lawyer . . ."
TheFirstKnight- Citizen
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haha
quater- Hezi
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Haha!
That was semi funny ^_^
That was semi funny ^_^
amaterasu- Citizen
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i don't like jokes
quater- Hezi
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amaterasu wrote:i don't like jokes
Geez your so annoying these days...I am only going to have 1 mist tolerable soon I can tell.
amaterasu- Citizen
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quater wrote:amaterasu wrote:i don't like jokes
Geez your so annoying these days...I am only going to have 1 mist tolerable soon I can tell.
nah its just not my personality, i find them mean
quater- Hezi
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amaterasu wrote:quater wrote:amaterasu wrote:i don't like jokes
Geez your so annoying these days...I am only going to have 1 mist tolerable soon I can tell.
nah its just not my personality, i find them mean
Oh in that case alright.
You just seem less fun these days...
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