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Funny Jokes
theBOSS.- Citizen
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- Post n°51
Re: Funny Jokes
*helps Ketsueki attack Hikage*
50-50?
50-50?
LyricalM- Citizen
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- Post n°52
Re: Funny Jokes
lolz
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- Post n°53
Re: Funny Jokes
ok ^^
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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- Post n°54
Re: Funny Jokes
*poof?...* hm.. you'll have to be faster to catch me! *keeps eating cookie* 1/4 done!
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Re: Funny Jokes
you're a dead person walking Hikage.
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
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- Post n°56
Re: Funny Jokes
i aint dead *smirks* hm.. and we should stop spamming here... and we have a cookie thread in our village... and since deathy doesnt have a village, she cant take part of it :D
stop spamming here please ^^
*bites cookie and disappears*
stop spamming here please ^^
*bites cookie and disappears*
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- Post n°57
Re: Funny Jokes
finally you take responsibility
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Re: Funny Jokes
yeah, but why did she take the cookie? :(
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- Post n°59
Re: Funny Jokes
ok i got a blonde joke
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb
black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a
rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a
wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you
still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb
black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a
rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a
wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you
still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Re: Funny Jokes
here is some more lol
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Re: Funny Jokes
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
A: She drowns it.
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
Fanclubs : Deidara Fanclub.
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- Post n°62
Re: Funny Jokes
LOL!! 2nd one is hilarious!
and yes, i took the cookie cuz its mine :D *has 1/4 of giant cookie left*
and yes, i took the cookie cuz its mine :D *has 1/4 of giant cookie left*
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- Post n°63
Re: Funny Jokes
I want a cookie... :(
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
Fanclubs : Deidara Fanclub.
Village :
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- Post n°64
Re: Funny Jokes
*hands 1/4 of the giant cookie (actually, its what's left) to sayomi*
Sayomi Hatake- Citizen
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Re: Funny Jokes
DeI-kUn~ wrote:*hands 1/4 of the giant cookie (actually, its what's left) to sayomi*
omg thank you *glomps DeI-KUn* cookieeeeeeee
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
Fanclubs : Deidara Fanclub.
Village :
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- Post n°66
Re: Funny Jokes
your welcome.. *forces a smile*
Sayomi Hatake- Citizen
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- Post n°67
Re: Funny Jokes
lol
Sayomi Hatake- Citizen
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- Post n°68
Re: Funny Jokes
this is funny http://faismyguy.deviantart.com/art/Ita-Ita-66736408 :D
D-Dei- Citizen
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
Fanclubs : Deidara Fanclub.
Village :
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- Post n°69
Re: Funny Jokes
lol... have to go, g'night... *hugs sayomi*
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Re: Funny Jokes
night :D
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
Fanclubs : Deidara Fanclub.
Village :
Happiness bar :
Registration date : 2007-07-31
AMP
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- Post n°71
Re: Funny Jokes
hm... anyone have any funnny jokes? i'm at school and i need a good laugh
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Re: Funny Jokes
you give Saiyomi a cookie but not me?
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
Fanclubs : Deidara Fanclub.
Village :
Happiness bar :
Registration date : 2007-07-31
AMP
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- Post n°73
Re: Funny Jokes
yea, sayomi-chan is specialer :D
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FAIRY TAIL!
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Re: Funny Jokes
lol.... i have a giant cookie right now.....ill give you a piece
*snapps the cookie in half and gives death-chan a piece*
there you go :D
*snapps the cookie in half and gives death-chan a piece*
there you go :D
D-Dei- Citizen
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BEL.the.Ripper.
- Spoiler:
- The first Alice was a courageous red one
With a Sword in one hand through Wonderland
She cut down, many things that stood in her way
Making a path that was a trail of blood
The alice walked deep into the woods and then she was trapped
A prisoned sinner
There was no way of knowing she was there
Except the red path that followed behind her
The second Alice was a calm, blue one
Singing a song that filled wonderland
The false notes which he sang till the end
Created a crazy world in wonderland
That Alice was born of a Flower
Was then shot by a cross-eyed man
Out from the wound then bloomed a flower
Everyone that had loved him, soon began to die
The third Alice was an innocent green one
A beautiful figure there in wonderland
She had fooled many people to do her bid
A strange country was then created up
The Alice was the queen of the country
Possessed by a dream of distortion
Afraid of losing her life to death
Ruling the country of hers forever
Walking down a red path in the forest
Under the blue rose trees, the two had tea time
An invitation to them from the castle was
The playing card of hearts
The fourth Alice was a pair of children twins
They were curious througout the wonderland
They traveled through the doors to see all kinds of things
From there wandering that they had just arrived
A stubborn big sister, and smart little brother
They were nearing the first alice's wonderland
The two were to never to wake from their dream
The twins then wandered through wonderland endlessly!
Fanclubs : Deidara Fanclub.
Village :
Happiness bar :
Registration date : 2007-07-31
AMP
Natural: 0
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- Post n°75
Re: Funny Jokes
any jokes?... i need one right now...