by D-Dei Thu Mar 12 2009, 16:54
1) Teacher was absent for 3 days Mon-Wed on a field trip.
Me: Hey, what happened to your hand? -looking at his injured hand-
Devin: (Had told his story to a lot of people already) Oh, I fell and when I landed, my hand went like this *showing how he bent his wrist*
Me: Oh.
Devin: Then I tried doing pushups, and my wrist hurt, so I stopped.
Me: Oh..
Devin: Then Ben (or someone) called me a wuss so I punched the wall.
Me: .... Very smart..
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2) Teacher came back today
MrsAllard: Devin, what happened to your wrist?
Devin: Well.. (tired of telling the story again) I punched the wall because someone called me a wuss.
MrsAllard: ._. ... Well, you should something that won't get yourself hurt like that.
Me: *thinking* Maybe punch the guy who called you a wuss...
MrsAllard: Like.. punching the guy?
Class: xD
Allan: Yeah, so you know when Devin gets arrested one day, and when he's asked why he did it, he can blame his 10th grade history teacher. And you'd have to be his lawyer (Yes, my history teacher's a lawyer).
MrsAllard: Of course, that'll be the only job I could get then.
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3) There's this girl in my English class who always makes up excuses when she (almost always) "forgets" to bring it in or w/e, and we'll call her "Rubix" (Nickname a friend thought up of). And today, we had to hand in our thesis statement that he asked us to re-do.
Class: *goes up to hand in assignment*
Me: *handing him paper*
Rubix: *hands in paper to Sladich*
MrSladich: YES!! (A/N: Sladich is usually a really quiet and calm guy)
Me; O___O;;; xD
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4) Yesterday in English
Me: *finished using holepuncher and hands to Leslie*
Leslie: *uses and hands off to Jennifer*
Me: Oh! Jen, can you holepunch my Driver's Ed paper for me? *hands paper*
Jennifer: GOSH. (A/N: Not bitchy way, but in a funny "JenShi" way) *takes paper
Leslie: Jen, do you want me to do it for you?
Jennifer: No, I can do it myself! *holepunches* SEE! I did it correctly.
Leslie: ..You punched the holes on the wrong side of the paper.
Jennifer: WHAT?! D: *looks at paper*
Leslie: xDD -was kidding-
Jennifer: *pouts and hands paper to me*
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4) Lunch. I sorta sit alone with Annie but she went to go take a test, so i listened to what the other people to my left were talking about.
Them: *talking about video games*
Jasmine: Oh, I want Fear 5 (or was it four?)
Me: What's that?
"Fedor": A video game
Me: -SOknewthat- -_-;; Yeah.. I know.. jasmine, what's Fear?
Jasmine: A video game.
Me: -______-;;; The plot?
Jasmine: Oh, there's this female ghost who you're trying to kill.
Me: Oh. And? -interested-
Jasmine: Well, in the end-
Goez: You're unconscious anyways and-
Jasmine: No, you're awake, but you're like tied down to the floor, and she rapes you.
Me: o___o;;.. A ghost-
Jasmine: Yeah, a ghost rapes you.
Me: o_______o;;
Jasmine: Okay, so you spawn her demon babies-
Me: Wait.. are "you" a guy or a girl?
Jasmine: A dude.
Me: Then...
Goez: -Insert my name-, DUDES DON'T GET PREGNANT.
Me: >_>;; I know that... but you said the guy spawns the babies.
Jasmine: I mean the ghost gets pregnant after she rapes you.
Me: Oh.
