by I have journeyed with you compatriots, trying to survive this lag monster! We are in the den of it! But I know not how much longer we can continue? Has this foreboding ever been so strong? Yet even in this dark hour I feel there is no hope! I shall lay aside and let you wondering souls continue to fight the lag! For me, it is the end! Clearly, I have fought the good fight, but my physical username can continue to fight this beast no more. My soul has been slain! I am a casualty of the Forumotion monster!
But fear not, fellow pilgrims! Go! Go into the promised land of fast server speed, large bandwidth, and instant refresh! Go and fight! Do not give into the temptations of spam and cookies but be strong in the ways our Ava Almighty. And when you get to the promised site, do not fear those you will meet there, but put them on your buddy lists and PM them. Then ban them! For that is the way. As for me and my people? I shall die here, permafrosted in a stew of lag and spam for all of internet eternity (which is like, 5 seconds).
But fear not, fellow pilgrims! Go! Go into the promised land of fast server speed, large bandwidth, and instant refresh! Go and fight! Do not give into the temptations of spam and cookies but be strong in the ways our Ava Almighty. And when you get to the promised site, do not fear those you will meet there, but put them on your buddy lists and PM them. Then ban them! For that is the way. As for me and my people? I shall die here, permafrosted in a stew of lag and spam for all of internet eternity (which is like, 5 seconds).
maybe it was my fault i said i was going to bed then i kept locking up with every post i tried to make after that *goes to find a cliff to commit virtual seppuku* =P
