You do?
POLLUTER!
According to the environmentalists, if you like to use the soft stuff, you are a polluter! A direct causer of global warming! You hate Mother earth and seek to ruin society!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/09/23/AR2009092304711_pf.html
Well, see what happens when crazies take control they even want to control your bums! So how long are you just going to sit on your behinds and let them take care of business?
Yeah...anyway. I thought that was pretty crazy weird. All this time I thought cars were the reason the World was coming to an end. But no! Apparently its soft toilet paper. How dumb do these hippies get?