The side effects of being Human

Wouldn't it be sweet if we were all robots?
I think it would. Know why?
Because robots don't feel PAIN!
Robots don't feel anything really.
No emotions. No physical abuse. No mental abuse.
Robots are sweet.
Right. ON TO MY RANT!

I've been in pain for quite a while now. Bodily pain as in stomach aches, head aches, chest aches, blah! And my doctor(being the swell guy that he is) hasn't diagnosed or found the problem yet.
NO WAIT. Lets not say that. He HAS diagnosed(guessed). He just hasn't found the right one yet.
So far I have(for the stomach pain):
An Ulcer
A tapeworm!? (Or some sort of parasite)
Irritable bowel syndrome. <- NO IDEA what that is.
Bladder infection (What does that have to do with stomach pain?)
BUT He'll have to do some more tests, scopes and X-rays to be PERFECTLY sure.

For my back pain:
My chest (boobs) are too big. =_= Apparently, that's possible. Surgery might be in order.
But then he says if the pain spreads, I should come back.
The pain has spread.

For my chest pain:
(Doc doesn't know. Says I could have something wrong with my lungs)

Jaw Pain:
TMJ syndrome. Says I'll have THAT for the rest of my life. Great stuff.

Abdominal pain:
He said, AND I QUOTE, "I do not know what could be wrong." More tests for that too. YAY!
I would think all the crap he said about stomach pain would go here.
Then again, I'm not a doctor *shrugs*

Headaches: Says I need more sleep, more water. I actually agree with him on this. I've started doing just this.

Yep so there's that. I swear I've had EVER part of me in pain at one point or another. Life is not worth this.
Okay no I shouldn't say that. Life is sweet when I'm not in a hospital or lying down in pain. I'd rather the pain just go away. Life can stay.

-END RANT.

PS: My dentist tells me I have an infection, need a crown and have a few cavities :D
You WISH you were me, yes? ^_~