Stupid Question; Stupid Answer

cuz without it u would die

why is the world dieing

not enough food or water is on earth. xD

why doesn't the song Love is dead talk about death in a weird way?

cuz it wants to

why is they evil

Because "is" is of the devil.

What is 2 + 2?

Fish! :O

Why is mountain dew green?

Because if it was brown, it'd be like every other soda.

Why are boys weird?

who knows. may maybe it has something to do with the rotation of the planets.

How manys stars are in the sky?

52; They like to play hide and seek, though.

What are the colors of the rainbow?

the color rainbow.

are unicorns real?

yes they live in rainbows

where does rain come from?

Clouds cry.

Can fish swim in lava?

yes,but they ar called lava fish!^^

why is Ed so short?

his parents were elves. :O

Why can't penguins fly?

cuz they dont want to fly

why is life so hard?

because you make it seem hard when its easy.

Are werewolves in Romania?

nope only vampires

Why does blood tases like metal?

because thats what your taste buds think.

why can't people leave sharks alone?

Because they like the feel of their nose!

What color is the sky?

Lime green, because everyone's secretly colorblind.

Why do some people fail at life?

They're actually the awesome ones; the world is just too lame to realize that.

Which smells worse: gym socks or gym shorts?

gym smells bad.its not the shorts or socks fault :p

Why am i a girl?

Because there were too many guys around at the time if your birth.


Why is water clear??

cause you havent pooped or peed in it yet

why is there anime/manga?

Because of the great Anime/Manga war ^_^

Why is this water undrunken?

cus weh dun slur wordsh popahly wen weh dwink watah :D

How many fingers am i holding up? :D