It's kinda like the funny things thread, only instead post the most ridiculous, stupid things you've ever heard in your life.
Don't be shy, share with us ! :]
Random guy: where you from ?
Me: I'm not from India.
Random guy: Oh ok. So where in India are you from ?
Me: No, I don't live in India.
Random guy: Oh, so you must like India then.
Me: I don't live in India !
there were a few things in between, but that's a long story short. >:|