Michael Jackson.

He was The secretary of defense for Johnson and Kennedy...

I've heard the name before but I am not familiar with anything he's done of value.

He came up with policy something or other...

How very specific.

Policy analysis! And that whole sec. of def. thing are what he's done of note, I think...

Policy analysis? What's that? Analyzing policy? No one did that before him?

I hear that Michael Jackson's funeral didn't bring the millions of people like they expected. Not surprising at all, actually.

I have no idea. I remember hearing it in the background of what I was actually doing when I was in high school.

I think its one of those things people were doing already he just got credit for making it into something. Does that make sense?

It makes sense, yes. But I think he came up with something that turned into something else which they finally named policy analysis, or something...

McNamara was the primary proponent for the Vietnam War.

That too...

and don't forget that he is also known for dying.

You seem to be the only one here who knew that, though.

because I'm informed when the important people die?

But nam was a long time ago. Is he still important?? Like, does he have any purpose in our country anymore??

Well he can't really hold any jobs. He's quite dead, as TFK pointed out.

unless the awesome scientist create zombifying by accident.

I was wondering when the zombies would come...

Yes, yes. I meant recently before his death - was he still important??

sure, he wrote books and starred in a documentary. He's probably done other stuff, but since I was busy doing manly things like picking my belly button lint, I might not have noticed.

I understand the implications of having good hygiene. Maybe that's why I missed it, too.

a shower once a day keeps those earwigs away!








at least that is what I have been told, perhaps

Earwigs?? The little pinchy-lookin' bugs??

Wait, earwigs are bugs?

The things I'm thinking of are..

Spoiler:

That's scary looking.

The official numbers I read for his funeral, expected to be crowding the streets of Los Angeles by about a million people was 20,000.

Humorous. Reminds me of the batched inauguration numbers of President Obama and the Million Man March numbers.

Dumb dumb.