'Funny Things That People Say'

by **theBOSS.** Tue Jun 16 2009, 17:54

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Post by theBOSS. Tue Jun 16 2009, 17:54

(At my sister's graduation pool party whatever thing)
Me: Sam, we're going.
Matthew (one of Sam's friends): -walks up- Hey.
Me: Uh, hey. Um... you got taller?
Matthew: ...Yeah.
Me: Okay.
Matthew: ...Is this the part when I say something funny and you laugh?

I just had to laugh.

by **D-Dei** Tue Jun 16 2009, 18:42

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Post by D-Dei Tue Jun 16 2009, 18:42

I think he likes you.

by **theBOSS.** Tue Jun 16 2009, 18:46

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Post by theBOSS. Tue Jun 16 2009, 18:46

No, I'm pretty sure he's not blind.
And that would be very pedo-ish on my part.

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Post by KarateKeyaQ Tue Jun 16 2009, 19:39

*Just recently*
Scrubs;
Turk: Do you see what you get into, Carla!? Do you see what you get when you mess with the WARRIOR!?

*Totally random*
ASIP;;
Frank: After we made love, she did get pregnant. But she had an abortion.
Charlie: Really?
Frank: Yeah, yeah.
Charlie: Well, are you sure she went through with it, dude? 'Cause she probably didn't tell you.
Frank: She probably went right from the clinic and banged some guy and got knocked up, because your mother was a giant whore.

Frank: Charlie, I need a woman. I need a woman to... to cook for me, and clean up after me, and somebody that will do everything I say.
Charlie: Well, that's just a maid, you want a maid?
Frank: Yeah, that's right, a maid. A maid I can bang.

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Post by GL Thu Jun 18 2009, 09:28

kaga and emma: look a teletubbies toy!
kaga: *tuches the tv on its stomach*
teletubbie: aaahhhhh~
kaga: ... i think the people that made this toy is perverted.
emma: why?
kaga: you are supposed to touch the teletubbie almost in between its legs, and then it go 'aaaahhh~'. perverted, no?

by **naruto13227** Thu Jun 18 2009, 11:34

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Post by naruto13227 Thu Jun 18 2009, 11:34

"WOOTS"

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Post by Sasori Kung fu masta Thu Jun 18 2009, 13:56

Shadow: all i know is jizz rolls into setsu's mouth
Setsu: tears roll into my mouth.
Shadow: tears from the one eyed snake.
Setsu: NO ~_~
Shadow: Setsu's new nickname can be, "The cumshot kid"

we were talking about Jizz in my pants by the lonely island, and then setsu said "It rolls into my moooouuuuuttthhh ~" (a quote from a different song) and this is how we interperated it. xD

by **Yoyo** Thu Jun 18 2009, 14:37

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Post by Yoyo Thu Jun 18 2009, 14:37

Someone made a Pokémon description for me. While it may not be a true kind of description, it be amusing, in my opinion. ^_^

Yurii - also known as Yoyo
Angry Swordsman Pokémon
Type: Fire, Steel
Egg group: Mammal
Gender: Female 49.9% / Male 50.1%
Colour: Pasty White
Height: 5'8"
Times obtained: 1
Weight: 121.3 lbs.
First obtained: Thursday, May 16th
Evolution: Does not believe in evolution

Yurii is a nocturnal creature. When forced to be active during the daytime, large amounts of soda is required to keep her from falling asleep, though she tends to still walk into walls and the like without warning.

by **PsYcHo.CrAzY.** Thu Jun 18 2009, 14:38

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Post by PsYcHo.CrAzY. Thu Jun 18 2009, 14:38

Yoyo wrote:Someone made a Pokémon description for me. While it may not be a true kind of description, it be amusing, in my opinion. ^_^

Yurii - also known as Yoyo
Angry Swordsman Pokémon
Type: Fire, Steel
Egg group: Mammal
Gender: Female 49.9% / Male 50.1%
Colour: Pasty White
Height: 5'8"
Times obtained: 1
Weight: 121.3 lbs.
First obtained: Thursday, May 16th
Evolution: Does not believe in evolution
Yurii is a nocturnal creature. When forced to be active during the daytime, large amounts of soda is required to keep her from falling asleep, though she tends to still walk into walls and the like without warning.

I laughd

by **Yoyo** Thu Jun 18 2009, 14:42

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Post by Yoyo Thu Jun 18 2009, 14:42

I think the description is the funniest part, though the "does not believe in evolution" part gave me a good laugh, too. ^_^
And the weight is probably wrong. I honestly don't have a clue what I weigh, nor do I care. ^__^

by **PsYcHo.CrAzY.** Thu Jun 18 2009, 14:46

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Post by PsYcHo.CrAzY. Thu Jun 18 2009, 14:46

the description is what I laughed at ^^

by **Yoyo** Thu Jun 18 2009, 14:48

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Post by Yoyo Thu Jun 18 2009, 14:48

Understandable! I love that thing. xD

by **theBOSS.** Thu Jun 18 2009, 16:36

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Post by theBOSS. Thu Jun 18 2009, 16:36

Annie: hormones suck though, really o_o
spedical: They do.
spedical: Stupid hormones.
spedical: Stupid boys.
spedical: Let's kill men.
Annie: hmm thats gonna b a bit hard dont cha think?
spedical: No.
spedical: Steal all their sperm first?
Annie: then that would mean most ppl would b lesbians?
spedical: No, we would not be as hormonal.
spedical: Or just keep the ugly guys.
Annie: lol good point
Annie: but noooo
Annie: can we keep like one or twoo at the museum :[
spedical: We can definitely do that.
Annie: LOL yeah ;D
Annie: its like the national Men museum
spedical: Oh gosh. xDD
spedical: Exhibit A: male geek.
Annie: Exhibit B: the hotties
spedical: ...you really are hormonal.

by **Yoyo** Thu Jun 18 2009, 16:39

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Post by Yoyo Thu Jun 18 2009, 16:39

Men Museum...
Hm..

Interesting way to keep those odd girls happy, but still get rid of them...
I like it.
Evil Glare

by **D-Dei** Thu Jun 18 2009, 16:54

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Post by D-Dei Thu Jun 18 2009, 16:54

Yoyo wrote:Someone made a Pokémon description for me. While it may not be a true kind of description, it be amusing, in my opinion. ^_^

Yurii - also known as Yoyo
Angry Swordsman Pokémon
Type: Fire, Steel
Egg group: Mammal
Gender: Female 49.9% / Male 50.1%
Colour: Pasty White
Height: 5'8"
Times obtained: 1
Weight: 121.3 lbs.
First obtained: Thursday, May 16th
Evolution: Does not believe in evolution
Yurii is a nocturnal creature. When forced to be active during the daytime, large amounts of soda is required to keep her from falling asleep, though she tends to still walk into walls and the like without warning.

Real nice.

by **D-Dei** Thu Jun 18 2009, 17:12

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Post by D-Dei Thu Jun 18 2009, 17:12

We had physics final today, but we already took our AP exam, so we were doing no work for 2 hours.

Denisse and AJ: *talking about shopping*
Me: o___o I only went to GSP (HUGE shopping mall) three or four times.
AJ: Are you kidding?...
Me: No?
AJ: Please tell me you're kidding. I go there every week.
Me: I'm not kidding.
AJ: I'm going to take you two shopping one day.
Me: Haha, yeah, you can take me to the guy's section and get me something comfortable.
AJ: One, I never said I'd buy anything for you. And two, we're not going to the guy's section. We're going to go to the girl's section.
Denisse: Get her something pink.
Me: As long as it's from the guy's section, and comfortable.
AJ: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Denisse: She's a guy, remember?
AJ: No! I'm going to make you girlier. Although it may take me all of my skills.
Me: GOod luck with that o__o;
AJ: And look at the way you're sitting! (i was slouched down in my chair and had one ankle on the other knee)
Me: What about it?
AJ: You should be sitting with your legs crossed! Girls aren't supposed to sit like that.
Denisse: I remember when you came over to my house, AJ. I saw you sitting with your legs crossed.
AJ: I'm sure I was sitting with my feet crossed, not my legs.
Me: Haha. AJ's a girl in a guy's body!
Denisse: And you're a guy in a girl's body!
Me: o___o O..kay?
AJ: The fact that you're not denying that is scaring me...

Spoiler:

by **Yoyo** Thu Jun 18 2009, 17:14

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Post by Yoyo Thu Jun 18 2009, 17:14

Love the first one. The only girlie thing people try to get me to do is use a purse. ^_^

The second is awkward. ^_^

by **theBOSS.** Thu Jun 18 2009, 17:20

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Post by theBOSS. Thu Jun 18 2009, 17:20

D-Dei wrote:We had physics final today, but we already took our AP exam, so we were doing no work for 2 hours.

Denisse and AJ: *talking about shopping*
Me: o___o I only went to GSP (HUGE shopping mall) three or four times.
AJ: Are you kidding?...
Me: No?
AJ: Please tell me you're kidding. I go there every week.
Me: I'm not kidding.
AJ: I'm going to take you two shopping one day.
Me: Haha, yeah, you can take me to the guy's section and get me something comfortable.
AJ: One, I never said I'd buy anything for you. And two, we're not going to the guy's section. We're going to go to the girl's section.
Denisse: Get her something pink.
Me: As long as it's from the guy's section, and comfortable.
AJ: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Denisse: She's a guy, remember?
AJ: No! I'm going to make you girlier. Although it may take me all of my skills.
Me: GOod luck with that o__o;
AJ: And look at the way you're sitting! (i was slouched down in my chair and had one ankle on the other knee)
Me: What about it?
AJ: You should be sitting with your legs crossed! Girls aren't supposed to sit like that.
Denisse: I remember when you came over to my house, AJ. I saw you sitting with your legs crossed.
AJ: I'm sure I was sitting with my feet crossed, not my legs.
Me: Haha. AJ's a girl in a guy's body!
Denisse: And you're a guy in a girl's body!
Me: o___o O..kay?
AJ: The fact that you're not denying that is scaring me...

Spoiler:

Last time I went shopping at GSP was... ummmmm... dunno. o__o;
I think for a movie at imax?

Haha. Poor girly AJ.
And goat.

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Post by 3.2.1.0.84.NG! Thu Jun 18 2009, 20:24

~Me hanging out with my cousin when she was sick, friends are there~

U (cousin): I just watched a birthing video in health on Monday. Less graphic than what I saw before, but still enough to make me wanna kill men.
J (a guy): . . . Why men?
U: You're the ones who do this to us.
J: Well, all you gotta do is keep your legs closed and no problems there.
All girls in the room: *throws the nearest objects at him, pillows, books, cups, etc...*

U: I'm never giving birth. I'm gonna adopt.
Me: What if your husband want a kid . . . without adopting?
U: Then he can fuck some other girl and bring home that baby. As long as she don't sue him for custody of the kid and he don't catch some disease from her, I don't give a fuck.
All guys in the room: -asks her to marry them xD-

C (another guy): But what if your husband don't want to have sex with some other girl?
U: You men are unbelievable. When we give you permission to "cheat" you don't want to, but when we are against it, you fuck other women every chance you get! Honestly, what's wrong with you?

by **theBOSS.** Thu Jun 18 2009, 20:25

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Post by theBOSS. Thu Jun 18 2009, 20:25

I like your cousin.

by **3.2.1.0.84.NG!** Thu Jun 18 2009, 20:26

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Post by 3.2.1.0.84.NG! Thu Jun 18 2009, 20:26

She's awesome xD

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Post by KarateKeyaQ Thu Jun 18 2009, 22:08

I like the J guy.

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Post by Lil Kit Kat Thu Jun 18 2009, 22:43

On the phone:

S (Cad's lil sis): I like Kelsea. :3
Cad: :O WE have something in common!

S: Kelseais my best friend!
Cad: :O Nu! Shes my bestest friend! >D
*both start to argue*

by **Lil Kit Kat** Fri Jun 19 2009, 01:59

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Post by Lil Kit Kat Fri Jun 19 2009, 01:59

On the phone again:

Cad: I do what Maria does when sje flirting...>_>;;
Me: O_O;; You giggle hysterically?
Cad: -_________-;; No.

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Post by theBOSS. Sat Jun 20 2009, 11:52

Boss: My first wife was crazy, too.
Toby: Oh, she's not crazy, she's in love.
Boss: They all are at first.
Oz: ...Then what happens?
Boss: Three kids, a mortgage, and a minivan in the driveway.

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