'Funny Things That People Say'

by **Lil Kit Kat** Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:27

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Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'

Post by Lil Kit Kat Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:27

More like something that happened:

Cad: >_> Hey J (Cad's younger brother) Want this Yu-gi-oh card?
J: Yeah! :D
Cad: *throws it underneath the couch we were sitting on* Well go get it.
J: *dives under the couch* :D
*2 minutes later*
J: HELP!? I'M STUCK! T___T;;
Cad: *ignores J*
Me: O_o;; Dude?
J: HELP ME, KELSEA! T_____T;;
Me: Uh...>_>;; *-Cad's RL name- help your bro, please.
Cad: *sighs* Fine. *lifts up the couch*
J: Thank you! >_<;;

10 minutes later:
Cad: Hey J. I bet that you could get out from underneath the couch if you were underneath where Kelsea is..
J: Ooh! I'm gonna try! *dives under the couch* :D
*2 minutes later*
J: KELSEA! HELP!
Me: Hang on...>_>;; *glares at Cad, and pulls J out from under the couch* There ya go. :3

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Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'

Post by theBOSS. Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:29

Nooo, no need to waste your time and come, MeesKat. You should worry about your own prom. :D I'll trip and fall. And fail. Pants are much more comfortable.
Especially with those killer heels. O_O

Aw, J sounds like a cute kid.

by **3.2.1.0.84.NG!** Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:29

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Post by 3.2.1.0.84.NG! Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:29

Whoa! Deathy's going to prom! I want pictures when that time comes :D

-At lunch today-

(my friend has a picture of her boyfriend seemingly cheating on her)

Nat: (to boyfriend) I need to talk to you!
Dak (boyfriend): About?
Nat: THIS! *shoves phone up in his face*
Dak: What about it?
Nat: Who the fuck is that slut you're holding? You're fucking cheating on me?
Dak: No. I'm not cheating on you!
Nat: Then who's the slut?!
Dak: My brother.
Me: *butting in* That looks like a girl.
Dak: He's 12. He hasn't hit puberty yet. . .
Me: Suuuuure *adding fuel to the fire*
Dak: Shut up! He's my brother. I have proof. *shows proof*

I don't think I need to say what the proof was xD

by **Lil Kit Kat** Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:33

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Post by Lil Kit Kat Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:33

Rofl, J's 12.

by **D-Dei** Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:33

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Post by D-Dei Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:33

Poor J D:

Fine.. I'll have Annie and Chunga help. (And egg)

Wait. What was the proof?

by **Lil Kit Kat** Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:34

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Post by Lil Kit Kat Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:34

Ha, I feel bad for J. Cad always beats him up. D:

by **3.2.1.0.84.NG!** Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:37

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Post by 3.2.1.0.84.NG! Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:37

D-Dei wrote:Poor J D:

Fine.. I'll have Annie and Chunga help. (And egg)

Wait. What was the proof?

Proof? Well, lets just say there's a picture on his phone that shows some pretty solid proof >_>;;

by **KarateKeyaQ** Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:43

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Post by KarateKeyaQ Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:43

*Always sunny in philadelphia xD*

Brianna: You look like a Holocaust victim in pageant makeup.
Sweet Dee: I will eat your babies, bitch!

Charlie: Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man... a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.

Frank: There is nothing more threatening to a man than a woman who is smart and attractive. We have to pretend you're both!
Sweet Dee: Wow, you're a horrible father.

Spoiler:

Frank: When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast... Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way.

by **D-Dei** Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:45

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Post by D-Dei Mon Jun 08 2009, 21:45

that was random, but is it really? o___O

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Post by D-Dei Tue Jun 09 2009, 18:14

French Class (Kunj and Fifi are both dudes; Kunj=freshman, Fifi=sophomore)

[Today]
Annie: *playing with wrapper*
Mrs.Rene-luke: Mademoiselle, please look at your book and follow along instead of playing with that.
Annie: I am. I'm doing both of them at the same time. I'm asian, so I can do both at the same time.
Class: xD
Mrs.Rene-luke: Oh alright.
Annie: And I'm not lying. I don't lie, because I'm asian.
Mrs.Rene-luke: Oh, okay. Because your asian. *walks past*

Kunj: I remembered to do my homework!
Me: *claps* Congratulations. Which means she's probably not going to collect it. (She always collects when he forgets to do his homework)
"Fifi": *doing his homework in class*
Me: Haha, you're doing it now?
"Fifi": Yeah.
Kunj: HAHA. YOU DIDN"T DO IT, AND I DID. *looks at his textbook* You're doing the wrong page.
Me: *looks* Naw, he's doing the right page.
Kunj: No D: That's the wrong page. *opens his book to chapter 16* This was the right page.
"Fifi": It was chapter 15.
Kunj: NOOOO D: *puts his head on the desk and goes all emo* T_T
Me: You should do the correct page instead of going all emo on us.
(She ended up collecting it)

[A While Ago]
Kunj: Did you know-
"Fifi": Did you know.. I don't care?
Kunj: >.> Did you know... That 10% of Americans can't locate America on a map (w/out the names on the continents an' stuff)
Me: You told this to us... like.. 4 times already...
"Fifi": But it's still quite sad.

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by **KarateKeyaQ** Tue Jun 09 2009, 20:32

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Post by KarateKeyaQ Tue Jun 09 2009, 20:32

Annie seems funnnyy.

by **Darnás** Wed Jun 10 2009, 07:44

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Post by Darnás Wed Jun 10 2009, 07:44

xD Darnás has one thing to say right now:

Asian power!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **D-Dei** Wed Jun 10 2009, 08:03

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Post by D-Dei Wed Jun 10 2009, 08:03

o_____o

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Post by PeinQAkatsuki Wed Jun 10 2009, 17:26

....Well looks like Grampa got his two cents in...

by **D-Dei** Wed Jun 10 2009, 17:36

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Post by D-Dei Wed Jun 10 2009, 17:36

Mr. Rice: Oh yeah... Guys.
Everyone: *looks up from playing cards*
Mr. Rice: Remember to bring in your textbooks soon. We need to give them out to the suckers- I mean the sophomores so they can do their summer homework.

by **theBOSS.** Fri Jun 12 2009, 16:23

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Post by theBOSS. Fri Jun 12 2009, 16:23

Annie: -comes into my english class- Hey Ms. Gottlieb.
Ms. G: Hey, Annie. How are you?
Annie: Oh, good. It's been going okay. I'm actually trying now.
Ms. G: I'll bet. xD
Annie: -sits down at my table- So, what's up.
Me: Uh, my outline?
Chunga: ...What are you doing here?
Ms. G: Uh, Annie? What are you doing here?
Annie: Skipping.
Ms. G: ...
Annie: This old guy's subbing, and everyone's skipping.
Ms. G: I see.
Annie: Oh yeah, can you help me with the Scarlet Letter? When the meteor appears, what does it mean?
Ms. G: Well, a letter A appears. What would it stand for?
Annie: Um, angel? (for the dead governor or whatever)
Ms. G: Yes, to the Puritans. How about a meaning that would have significance to Dimmesdale? A worse word?
Annie: ...Asshole?
Me&Chunga: xDD ROFLMAO.
Chunga: Annie, you DON'T say those things to teachers!
Annie: What if they're retarded?

by **Always-Abby** Fri Jun 12 2009, 19:42

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Post by Always-Abby Fri Jun 12 2009, 19:42

xDD Are you serious.

Mr. Hansen: This class is literally the Funny Random Association. Honestly, you're all like, "I like rocks, ooh, I like rockclimbing, I LIKE CATS!" It's ridiculous. I mean, we go from Emily's current event, to Obama swimming, to why guys have nipples. You guys drive me insane.

by **D-Dei** Fri Jun 12 2009, 22:38

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Post by D-Dei Fri Jun 12 2009, 22:38

English
Dhany: I wonder if Shakespeare had a good sense of humor.
Mr.Sladich: Yes, I know. He does, in fact, have an excellent sense of humor. We had tea together many times.
Dhany: You're very funny, Mr. Sladich.
Jess.Kubik: A tree has a better sense of humor than he does (referring to Mr.Sladich)
Class: xD
Mr.Sladich: . . . Did she just say what I think she said..?

TKD (Today)
MasterChungperson: -Death-, go with Dahyun. Annie, go with -Chunga-.
Annie: Damnit. I want to be paired up with -Death- so i can unleash all my anger out on her!
MasterChung: You'll get your chance. You need to warm up first.
Annie: You're not lying, are you? If you are, I'm going to kick your balls! )<
MasterChung: *takes step back and looks down and back up* My.. balls...?
Annie: Yeah.
MasterChung: . . .
Annie: I'm sorry.

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Post by quater Fri Jun 12 2009, 22:42

Always-Abby wrote:xDD Are you serious.

Mr. Hansen: This class is literally the Funny Random Association. Honestly, you're all like, "I like rocks, ooh, I like rockclimbing, I LIKE CATS!" It's ridiculous. I mean, we go from Emily's current event, to Obama swimming, to why guys have nipples. You guys drive me insane.

We have nipples?

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Post by KarateKeyaQ Sat Jun 13 2009, 19:01

Guy: When I say Hillshire you say farm! Hillshire!
Crowd: FARM! Go meat!

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Guy: When I say Hillshire you say-
Other guy: No.

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Post by 3.2.1.0.84.NG! Sat Jun 13 2009, 20:16

-During class. We're discussing Shakespeare-

Jack: Shakespeare is one badass lucky dude!
Ms. E: What?
Jack: Think about it. The dude plots the death or "assassination" of tons of famous people and he never gets arrested even when they die! When we go out there and accidentally shoot someone with a gun and they live cops come and put us in handcuffs and off to jail we go.
Class: -speechless-

by **D-Dei** Sun Jun 14 2009, 14:37

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Post by D-Dei Sun Jun 14 2009, 14:37

At the con, they were videotaping different parts of the auditorium area, and they were hsowing it on the two screens in the front.

On screen:
Random person: *Holds up sign saying 'yuri'*
Crowd: Whoo!
Same person: *Turns it around to the side that said 'yaoi'*
Crowd: WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

-

On screen (Well, the Death note cosplayers were in my aisle in front of me anyways) :
Misa and girls: *pulling Raito's arms*
Raito: *being pulled in different directions*
L: *randomly comes out of nowhere and steals Raito*
Misa: D<
L: :D *kisses Raito*
Crowd: AHIONETOGH JGNKLWNERUOIN O!#J*(!!!! *scream*
Me: Damn. That's sexy.

-

In some other place:
Random man: *comes up and starts talking to Abby and Death*
Me: *mutters* boring... *takes Furaii's arm and pulls her towards a crowd; made my way to the front*
Dude cosplaying as Sasuke: *sitting on top of Naruto's stomach*
Crowd: KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!!!!
"SasukeI": *bends down and kisses Naruto*
Crowd: *scream*
*Another Sasuke comes out of the crowd*
SasukeII: *sits down behind Naruto's head and kisses Naruto*
Crowd: -goes crazy-

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Post by theBOSS. Sun Jun 14 2009, 14:40

I think you are yaoi obsessed.

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Post by quater Mon Jun 15 2009, 19:10

Nami: And wake up Zoro!
Robin: That's impossible

*Later when Nami was at the beach on a boat getting attacked and Sanji using binoculars to look out to see her*
Sanji: Nami-san! She's in trouble...why....why is she....why is she wearing a T-shirt!?

*The ship gets taken away and they can't see them anymore*

Sanji: Why....why a T-shirt?

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Post by PeinQAkatsuki Tue Jun 16 2009, 14:18

-talking about Harry Potter candy-
Mom: Why would you even eat bertie bott's every flavor beans.
Me: I've had them.
Mom: I remember that.
Me: I've had Drooble's Best Blowing Gum, too.
Mom: Gooble?
Me: Drooble.
Mom: Gerbil! :D
Me: DROOBLE!!!

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