'Funny Things That People Say'

by **Choushi** Fri May 15 2009, 22:54

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Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'

Post by Choushi Fri May 15 2009, 22:54

i dont think this is funny...ok im racist, and i think its pretty funny

Me: HI KIDS!!! what do you call a bunch of black people with their butts sticking up in the air?
You: WHAT!!!?
ME: COCO PUFFS!!! hahahahahah
you: that wasnt funny

isnt that just horrible...

by **KarateKeyaQ** Sat May 16 2009, 01:01

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Post by KarateKeyaQ Sat May 16 2009, 01:01

Choushi wrote:i dont think this is funny...ok im racist, and i think its pretty funny

Me: HI KIDS!!! what do you call a bunch of black people with their butts sticking up in the air?
You: WHAT!!!?
ME: COCO PUFFS!!! hahahahahah
you: that wasnt funny

isnt that just horrible...

I don't get it xD

by **KarateKeyaQ** Sat May 16 2009, 01:04

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Post by KarateKeyaQ Sat May 16 2009, 01:04

Always-Abby wrote:Ron (cousin): Oh, guess what Mary (his wife) got me.
People: What?
Mary: A Snuggie.
Mom: xDD A Snuggie?
Ron: Yes!
Mary: They were on sale at Bed Bath and Beyond.
Mom: Ron, what were you doing in Bed Bath and Beyond?
Ron: I'm married, that's why.

Aww xD

by **Sasori Kung fu masta** Sat May 16 2009, 23:15

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Post by Sasori Kung fu masta Sat May 16 2009, 23:15

He thinks i live in a cave or something.

Me: You know wha you screenname reminds me of?
Setsu: what.
Me: a breed of dog.
Me: A shihtzu.
Setsu: ~_~ thats wonderful.
Me: :D Yesh.
Setsu: I have a dog that looks like a shitzu. its a pug.
Setsu: you know, offa men in black?
Me: -__- I know what a fucking pug is.
Setsu: Just saying ><'

by **Angelic Harmony** Sat May 16 2009, 23:55

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Post by Angelic Harmony Sat May 16 2009, 23:55

Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:He thinks i live in a cave or something.

Me: You know wha you screenname reminds me of?
Setsu: what.
Me: a breed of dog.
Me: A shihtzu.
Setsu: ~_~ thats wonderful.
Me: :D Yesh.
Setsu: I have a dog that looks like a shitzu. its a pug.
Setsu: you know, offa men in black?
Me: -__- I know what a fucking pug is.
Setsu: Just saying ><'

Speaking of which.

My Shitzu just got shaved down... omg, she looks like a big eyed pug!

by **ukyo** Sun May 17 2009, 00:04

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Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'

Post by ukyo Sun May 17 2009, 00:04

Angelic Harmony wrote:

Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:He thinks i live in a cave or something.

Me: You know wha you screenname reminds me of?
Setsu: what.
Me: a breed of dog.
Me: A shihtzu.
Setsu: ~_~ thats wonderful.
Me: :D Yesh.
Setsu: I have a dog that looks like a shitzu. its a pug.
Setsu: you know, offa men in black?
Me: -__- I know what a fucking pug is.
Setsu: Just saying ><'

Speaking of which.

My Shitzu just got shaved down... omg, she looks like a big eyed pug!

my shi tzu is a attempted rapist

by **Lil Kit Kat** Sun May 17 2009, 00:24

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Post by Lil Kit Kat Sun May 17 2009, 00:24

-Cleaning my room-

Me: Mom! Look what I found! :3 *holds up a figure of Ash from Pokemon*
Mom: Oh! Your first love! *looks at Zach, and point to Ash* Here's your competition, Zach. :3
Me: O_O;; Wow mom...
Zach:

by **Sasori Kung fu masta** Sun May 17 2009, 01:33

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Post by Sasori Kung fu masta Sun May 17 2009, 01:33

setsu: there's no way to avoid getting pregnant for sure ~_~
xspiffyxyz: i know -_-
setsu: i mean look at the virgin mary
xspiffyxyz: lmfao
setsu: she didnt even have sex and she got pregnant =P
xspiffyxyz: xDDDDDDDDDD

by **Angelic Harmony** Sun May 17 2009, 02:11

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Post by Angelic Harmony Sun May 17 2009, 02:11

Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:setsu: there's no way to avoid getting pregnant for sure ~_~
xspiffyxyz: i know -_-
setsu: i mean look at the virgin mary
xspiffyxyz: lmfao
setsu: she didnt even have sex and she got pregnant =P
xspiffyxyz: xDDDDDDDDDD

ROFL!

by **Always-Abby** Sun May 17 2009, 11:40

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Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'

Post by Always-Abby Sun May 17 2009, 11:40

Kitty Kat 1379 wrote:-Cleaning my room-

Me: Mom! Look what I found! :3 *holds up a figure of Ash from Pokemon*
Mom: Oh! Your first love! *looks at Zach, and point to Ash* Here's your competition, Zach. :3
Me: O_O;; Wow mom...
Zach:

Ahaha, cute.
But Ash was mine >_>;

by **Sasori Kung fu masta** Mon May 18 2009, 14:50

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Post by Sasori Kung fu masta Mon May 18 2009, 14:50

xspiffyxyz: whatchu do today?
goo321: school
goo321: ate a bug
goo321: o-o
xspiffyxyz: O__O
xspiffyxyz: why did you eat a bug?
goo321: i was riding my motorcycle (yamaha tmax)
xspiffyxyz: i see i see, go on.
goo321: then a bug went into my mouth caus it was opend o-e"
xspiffyxyz: ROFLMAO xDD
goo321: i was like "nom nom nom nom die son of a b*sh* >:|
goo321: *glups*
goo321: aaaaaaaah :D
xspiffyxyz: ROFL xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

by **D-Dei** Mon May 18 2009, 16:11

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Post by D-Dei Mon May 18 2009, 16:11

Ew..

by **Always-Abby** Mon May 18 2009, 19:35

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Post by Always-Abby Mon May 18 2009, 19:35

Haha xD Nice.

by **D-Dei** Tue May 19 2009, 16:49

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Post by D-Dei Tue May 19 2009, 16:49

After school
Me: *takles "AJPJ"*
AJPJ: Can't you just ask for a hug like a normal person? >.>
Me: Noooo~ :3
AJPJ: Pshh. *pokes*
Me: D< *pokes back 5x harder*
Jasmine: *walks up*
AJPJ: >_> *tries to walk away*
Me: *pushes him back*
AJPJ: *tries again but in different direction*
Jasmine: *pushes him back so basically, his back's toward the lockers* (A/N: And it was the end of the day, the hallways are crowded, and people are at their locker, so he had no other way*
AJPJ: Damn, I'm being raped by two girls.
Amber: xD
Me: Would you rather be raped by guys? :D

Gym (We were playing soccer; Ann/Les/Me were on the same team)
Annie/Leslie/Me: *going for the ball; Les and Ann are coming from the same direction, but I was taking my time from another direction*
Annie: *pushes Leslie when they reach the ball*
Me: *reaches the ball a second later*
Annie: *Tried to kick the ball, misses, and her foot was like 1/2 foot away from kicking my face*
Me: O___o;;....
Annie: *brings her leg back down and kicks Leslie*
Someone from other team: *takes ball away*
Me: -_____-;;;... *sweatdrop*

by **theBOSS.** Tue May 19 2009, 17:00

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Post by theBOSS. Tue May 19 2009, 17:00

Gotta love Meng. xD
One time, at tkd:
Swan: -freaking out about prom- I don't want to go!
Me: ...Then why are you going? o__o;
Swan: Because my boyfriend asked me, and I said yes! >//<
Me: You're going to be the only sophomore there?
Swan: I think there are other sophomores going. But I still don't want to go!
Me: But... there's free food, right?
Annie (out of nowhere): YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY?!

by **Lil Kit Kat** Tue May 19 2009, 18:59

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Post by Lil Kit Kat Tue May 19 2009, 18:59

Ha, Ish knew Ash before you, Abby! So he was mine first! ;D

Cad texting "Bill":
Cad: So, someone told me, that your not straight...Is that true?
"Bill": Yup. ;3
Cad: Thats good for you. I'm glad that you decided who you are. So have you found someone, yet?
"Bill": I did, but we broke up...Why do you ask...? Are you still single?
Cad: -_____-;; Ugh..
Me:

Nice one, Bill~!

Walking home:
Maria: *is talking about something*
Cad: >_>;; Uh, Maria...Shouldn't you have left already..? I mean "Bill's" house, is over there. *points in the opposite direction*
Maria::O *charges after Cad* I'm gonna kill you!! D<

by **PeinQAkatsuki** Tue May 19 2009, 19:07

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Post by PeinQAkatsuki Tue May 19 2009, 19:07

-In Creative Writing-
L: Color is a very important part of children's books! :3
Me: Yeah well.. I like this house. It seems more realistic.
L: And you're a surrealist?
Me: An OCD one and I prefer to not have my houses look like Steve's from Blue's Clues.
-In Careers-
Me: I haz fire colors on my powerpoint :3 -you know that preset color thing-
G: -looks- Ha! Yours is boring! :D
Me: And who's the one with the two-toned powerpoint?
G: ...shut up...

I had like five gradient colors in the preset color Fire and he had two colors: Green and yellow.

by **Sasori Kung fu masta** Wed May 20 2009, 16:15

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Post by Sasori Kung fu masta Wed May 20 2009, 16:15

setsu: T~T
setsu: its cuz im black
setsu: that u abuse
setsu: me
xspiffyxyz: -___- oh yeah for sure.

--

Vid: I'M SO BLACK, I'M WHITE.
Me: You're Indian. o_o

by **D-Dei** Wed May 20 2009, 16:22

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Post by D-Dei Wed May 20 2009, 16:22

We were in physics, and we were doing a problem that included the seconds, minutes, and hour hands on a clock, and its angular velocity/acceleration.

Miguel: What do they mean by the second hand?
Kelli: You know *points at the clock* the red hand on the clock. That's the second hand
Miguel: Where's the third hand?

by **Angelic Harmony** Wed May 20 2009, 16:27

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Post by Angelic Harmony Wed May 20 2009, 16:27

*Walking home yesterday*
**If you don't get this joke, it's cuz you don't know what 'getting a girl wet' means**
Paul: Amanda, guess what.
Me: Mmm... What?
Paul: How do you get a girl wet?
Me: ... You're so gross. But how?
Paul: Push them in the rain. :D
Me:

You dumbass.

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*In 3rd Period; Chem*

Patrick: Psst, Mandy.
Me: =__=; My name is not 'Mandy'. It's Amanda.
Patrick: .... Anyway, Mandy. Say silk three times.
Me: ... Silk. Silk. Silk.
Patrick: Now spell it three times.
Me *Sigh* S-I-L-K. S-I-L-K. S-I-L-K.
Patrick: Now say it twice again.
Me: geez! Silk. Silk!
Patrick: What do cows drink?
Me: Water! *Goes back to my work*
Patrick: ... *Mutters* .__.; You were supposed to say milk.
Me: Well... cows don't drink milk. They make milk.
Patrick: D: I know!
Me:

by **D-Dei** Wed May 20 2009, 16:39

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Post by D-Dei Wed May 20 2009, 16:39

That's like another one, uh..

1: Say fork 4 times
2: Fork, fork, fork, fork
1: Spell it three times
2: F-o-r-k, f-o-r-k, f-o-r-k
1: Say it two more times
2: Fork, fork
1: What do you eat soup with?

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Post by PeinQAkatsuki Wed May 20 2009, 19:12

Oh someone did that to me. I said spork on accident :P

On my sweatshirt I have these crazy eye things, so when you zip it up the whole way, you can see a face -like the zipper goes to the hood and makes a mask, sort of-

Principal: ...you have eyes on your hood...
Anthony: You have eyes on YOUR FACE!
Principal: ...so that's what those are -____-
Anthony: YEP! :D
Me: You're such a smart ass

~*~
Shigure: He only has eyes for Yuki. :3
Kyo: DON'T SAY THAT STRANGELY!

by **quater** Wed May 20 2009, 20:29

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Post by quater Wed May 20 2009, 20:29

D-Dei wrote:That's like another one, uh..

1: Say fork 4 times
2: Fork, fork, fork, fork
1: Spell it three times
2: F-o-r-k, f-o-r-k, f-o-r-k
1: Say it two more times
2: Fork, fork
1: What do you eat soup with?

I actually do eat soup with a fork. Not a lie.

by **D-Dei** Wed May 20 2009, 21:14

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Post by D-Dei Wed May 20 2009, 21:14

whoa.. i meant drink o___O;;

by **D-Dei** Thu May 21 2009, 18:35

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Post by D-Dei Thu May 21 2009, 18:35

We were playing softball, and "Dorito" (Tobito) was up to bat.
KC: *throws ball*
Me: *standing there* o.o
Dorito: *hits ball*
-5 seconds later-
(I don't remember how to spell her name, but it's pronounced Dawny): YEAH -Insert my real name-!!
Me: *looks at my hand, which is extended out* o________o;; *thinking* Whoa.. when'd the ball get here?
J.Tang: Nice, -Dei-

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