Me: HI KIDS!!! what do you call a bunch of black people with their butts sticking up in the air?
You: WHAT!!!?
ME: COCO PUFFS!!! hahahahahah
you: that wasnt funny
isnt that just horrible...
I don't get it xDChoushi wrote:i dont think this is funny...ok im racist, and i think its pretty funny
Me: HI KIDS!!! what do you call a bunch of black people with their butts sticking up in the air?
You: WHAT!!!?
ME: COCO PUFFS!!! hahahahahah
you: that wasnt funny
isnt that just horrible...
Aww xDAlways-Abby wrote:Ron (cousin): Oh, guess what Mary (his wife) got me.
People: What?
Mary: A Snuggie.
Mom: xDD A Snuggie?
Ron: Yes!
Mary: They were on sale at Bed Bath and Beyond.
Mom: Ron, what were you doing in Bed Bath and Beyond?
Ron: I'm married, that's why.
Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:He thinks i live in a cave or something.
Me: You know wha you screenname reminds me of?
Setsu: what.
Me: a breed of dog.
Me: A shihtzu.
Setsu: ~_~ thats wonderful.
Me: :D Yesh.
Setsu: I have a dog that looks like a shitzu. its a pug.
Setsu: you know, offa men in black?
Me: -__- I know what a fucking pug is.
Setsu: Just saying ><'
my shi tzu is a attempted rapistAngelic Harmony wrote:Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:He thinks i live in a cave or something.
Me: You know wha you screenname reminds me of?
Setsu: what.
Me: a breed of dog.
Me: A shihtzu.
Setsu: ~_~ thats wonderful.
Me: :D Yesh.
Setsu: I have a dog that looks like a shitzu. its a pug.
Setsu: you know, offa men in black?
Me: -__- I know what a fucking pug is.
Setsu: Just saying ><'
Speaking of which.
My Shitzu just got shaved down... omg, she looks like a big eyed pug!
Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:setsu: there's no way to avoid getting pregnant for sure ~_~
xspiffyxyz: i know -_-
setsu: i mean look at the virgin mary
xspiffyxyz: lmfao
setsu: she didnt even have sex and she got pregnant =P
xspiffyxyz: xDDDDDDDDDD
Ahaha, cute.Kitty Kat 1379 wrote:-Cleaning my room-
Me: Mom! Look what I found! :3 *holds up a figure of Ash from Pokemon*
Mom: Oh! Your first love! *looks at Zach, and point to Ash* Here's your competition, Zach. :3
Me: O_O;; Wow mom...
Zach:
D-Dei wrote:That's like another one, uh..
1: Say fork 4 times
2: Fork, fork, fork, fork
1: Spell it three times
2: F-o-r-k, f-o-r-k, f-o-r-k
1: Say it two more times
2: Fork, fork
1: What do you eat soup with?