'Funny Things That People Say'

by **theBOSS.** Sun Apr 12 2009, 21:07

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Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'

Post by theBOSS. Sun Apr 12 2009, 21:07

Beds serve for sleeping in, not laughing in! :O

(At family "reunion")
Grace (younger cousin): So, I hear you have a boyfriend. -does some weird eyebrow wiggle-
Me: Uh, what?
Sam (sister): He's in the army! :O
Me: Um... no. You guys are psycho.
Grace: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? CHASE HIM! FOLLOW HIM TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH! -gets dramatic-
Me: ...Um, miss, I'm broke.
Grace: THIS IS LIKE A DRAMA! FOLLOW YOUR HEART! FOLLOW YOUR LOVE!
Me: I follow physics? >__>
Grace: -rambling, rambling- ... -sticks a finger in her ear- My ear itches.

by **D-Dei** Sun Apr 12 2009, 21:20

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Post by D-Dei Sun Apr 12 2009, 21:20

Oh wow, grace.

Sam knows about fromage?...

by **theBOSS.** Sun Apr 12 2009, 21:22

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Post by theBOSS. Sun Apr 12 2009, 21:22

Naw. She was talking random crap.

by **D-Dei** Sun Apr 12 2009, 21:28

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Post by D-Dei Sun Apr 12 2009, 21:28

Oh.

by **Always-Abby** Mon Apr 13 2009, 11:44

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Post by Always-Abby Mon Apr 13 2009, 11:44

At cousin's house yesterday:
(Thomas, Jake, and Chris were playing pool)

Thomas (12 year old cousin): -says something (I wish I remembered what it was)-
Me: That's what she said.
Thomas: o_O That doesn't make sense...
Me: That's what she said.
Thomas: -hits cue ball- Aw, why didn't it go in?!
Me, Jake, and Chris (19 year old cousin): . . .LMFAO, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
Thomas: o___O
Chris: That's going on Facebook :D
Me and Jake: 'Why didn't it go in?' 'That's what she said!'

---

(Later; Thomas and Jake were fighting and Chris was video-taping it)

Me: It sucks, being the only girl out of a family of all guys -__-;
Chris: Haha, yeah.
Me: Oh well, I live.
Jake: (to Thomas) Dude, have you even hit puberty yet?
Thomas: (he wasn't talking to any of us) ...
Jake: Just check your nuts and see if there's hair on--
Me: OOOKAY, GOODBYE. I'M OUT OF HERE. -goes halfway up steps-
Chris and Jake: xDD
Me: -___-;;

by **Laura-Chan** Mon Apr 13 2009, 19:54

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Post by Laura-Chan Mon Apr 13 2009, 19:54

ROFL Abbeh! Something like that happened to me the other week!

by **Laura-Chan** Mon Apr 13 2009, 19:59

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Post by Laura-Chan Mon Apr 13 2009, 19:59

*sitting around at the bus stop*
Me: I'm bored, where are we going?
Chelsea: (says where, i can't remember)
Me: That's not far away.
Lura: Yeah, let's walk!
Chelsea: Ohhhhhh...It's so far!
Me: *glares* walk.
Chelsea: *gets up* Nah ^_^
Lura&me: *drags her away*
Chelsea: Nuuu!! *clings onto pole*
Me: oh, I need me key.
Lura: Go get it! Quickly.
Me: Nah, it's too far!
Chelsea: ...Your house is there *points across the road*
Me: Exactly! over there! Across the road, gawd, so far away!
Chelsea: High five for laziness!
Me: *sits down* Your hands too far ^_^

by **Lil Kit Kat** Mon Apr 13 2009, 20:06

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Post by Lil Kit Kat Mon Apr 13 2009, 20:06

-Cleaning:

Zach: >_>;; *walks into my room*
Mom: Kelsea!
Me: *goes to talk with mom*
Mom and I: *walk into my room together"
Zach: Rawr! *pops out from under my covers* >D
Me: O_O;;
Mom: .____.;; I dont even wanna know...>_>;; *walks out*
Zach: *gets out of my bed, blushing* Uh....I was bored?
Me: You idiot....-___-;;

My mom wouldnt leave us alone for hours after that....>_>;;

by **D-Dei** Mon Apr 13 2009, 20:25

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Post by D-Dei Mon Apr 13 2009, 20:25

Me: Mom, can I sleep over Namoo's tomorrow?
Mom: What? No! Now that you're all grown up-
Me: But she's a girl!
Mom: Of course she's a girl! If it was a guy, I wouldn't have even hesitated for a nanosecond!

by **D-Dei** Mon Apr 13 2009, 22:18

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Post by D-Dei Mon Apr 13 2009, 22:18

MCYoo: *giving Hyori a piggy back ride* Gosh you're heavy.
-they start their skit and they're pretending to be lovers-
Hyori: Oppa, is this your present for me?
MCYoo: Yeah.
Hyori: AWW. This is my present for you! *jumps up and down on his back*
MCYoo: Darn...

;;
Hyori: Ah~
MCYoo: Hyori, draw a circle in the air for me
Hyori: *draws a circle the size of her fist*
MCYoo: That's how much I love you. Actually, that's too big.

-

-KimJongGook and Hyori does the same skit-
KJG: *walking with Hyori on his back*
Hyori: Oppa! *moves around a lot*
KJG: W-what? =_=;;
Hyori: Am I heavy?~
KJG: ... Of course not.. -_-;;
Hyori: Then sit. (meaning with her on his back)
KJG: Bu-
Hyori: *glares* SIT.
KJG: =_=;; *sits*
Hyori: Stand.
KJG: *stands
Hyori: Sit
KJG: *sits
etc. for like 5 more times
Hyori: Now, get down on your hands and knees
KJG: *does so*
Hyori: Do pushups :D
KJG: What?!
Hyori: Pissed

PUSHUPS!
KJG: *does pushups with her on his back* -_-;;

Wow, Hyori just loves bullying the shit out of the guys :P

by **theBOSS.** Tue Apr 14 2009, 16:13

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Post by theBOSS. Tue Apr 14 2009, 16:13

Me, Annie, Hikage, and Denisse were walking to Denisse's house after the practice AP exam, and this car drives past us.
Hikage: ...Hey, that's Young. From our town...
Me: Are you serious? -mock-screaming at the car- BITCH, GIVE ME A RIDE!
-car stops-
Young: -Getting out- Says something (We were kinda too far away to hear what he was saying)
Hikage: What'd he say? -pushes me to Young-
Young: You live in Palpark, right? You need a ride?
Annie: ...o__O; No, we're going to Little Ferry.
Young: Oh, I can drop you off at the circle near H-Mart.
Me: ...Oh, okay. Thanks? -starts following Young back to the car- ...did he hear me?
Annie: ASDFLK;JASDF xDDD

by **D-Dei** Tue Apr 14 2009, 16:15

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Post by D-Dei Tue Apr 14 2009, 16:15

lol. I was going to post that up.

by **theBOSS.** Tue Apr 14 2009, 16:17

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Post by theBOSS. Tue Apr 14 2009, 16:17

It's going to be so awkward seeing him now. xD
He's going to know me as the kid that called him a bitch.

by **D-Dei** Tue Apr 14 2009, 16:26

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Post by D-Dei Tue Apr 14 2009, 16:26

If he heard that you mean.

Me: *scrolls up to WotN banner*
Denisse: *gasp* I LOVE HIM!
Me: Did I ever tell yiou who my favorite guy cahracter from Naruto is?
Denisse: Is it that S-
Me: Sasuke?
Denisse: YOU like Sasuke?!
Me: Ew no.
Denisse: Oh, I meant to say Shikamaru
Me: I like him, but he's not one of my favorite character
Denisse: Is it a bad guy?
Me: Yeah.
Denisse: Itachi?
Me: No.
Denisse: Oh thank God. Is it Orochimaru?
Me: Eww no.
Denisse: Whenever I think of him, I think of Michael Jackson. Like "I want your body." because Orochimaru always says that to Sasuke.

by **quater** Tue Apr 14 2009, 16:29

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Post by quater Tue Apr 14 2009, 16:29

Dei likes Kabuto because she's cool.

by **D-Dei** Tue Apr 14 2009, 16:41

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Post by D-Dei Tue Apr 14 2009, 16:41

Sure o____o

Denisse: *takes picture of me*
Me: Erase that picture.
Denisse: I don't speak English
Me: ... *goes to google translate and translates it* Borrar la imagen.
Denisse: xD *cracks up* That.. is the most horrible spanish I have ever heard.
Me: =_=

by **Laura-Chan** Tue Apr 14 2009, 18:09

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Post by Laura-Chan Tue Apr 14 2009, 18:09

xD Dei should stick to French :P

by **D-Dei** Tue Apr 14 2009, 18:21

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Post by D-Dei Tue Apr 14 2009, 18:21

I think I should, consdering how I never learned spanish, and i suck less at french.

by **Laura-Chan** Tue Apr 14 2009, 18:33

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Post by Laura-Chan Tue Apr 14 2009, 18:33

xD Oui, Je no parle le Francois O.o;; i think? xD

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Post by CLAIRVOYANTdisease Tue Apr 14 2009, 18:48

Laura-Chan wrote:xD Oui, Je no parle le Francois O.o;; i think? xD

Je n'ai pas parle en Francais ..I think? :P

by **Laura-Chan** Tue Apr 14 2009, 18:50

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Post by Laura-Chan Tue Apr 14 2009, 18:50

CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:

Laura-Chan wrote:xD Oui, Je no parle le Francois O.o;; i think? xD

Je n'ai pas parle en Francais ..I think? :P

huh? O.o

i suck at french

by **D-Dei** Tue Apr 14 2009, 18:53

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Post by D-Dei Tue Apr 14 2009, 18:53

Laura said "Yes, I no speak le Francois? (i think that's a name)"
Clair said "I have not speak in French" .. i think

If you want to say "I don't speak french" it's "Je ne parle francais" (forgot if it needs an e at the end or not)

by **Laura-Chan** Tue Apr 14 2009, 18:56

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Post by Laura-Chan Tue Apr 14 2009, 18:56

thank you Dei.
You sshould teach me french *not really, i suck at it xD)
I can learn any language, but French :P

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Post by CLAIRVOYANTdisease Tue Apr 14 2009, 18:57

Hah, last time I learnt french I was 15... and no surprise I still suck at it xD

by **Laura-Chan** Tue Apr 14 2009, 18:59

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Post by Laura-Chan Tue Apr 14 2009, 18:59

Oh such a loooonggg time ago *pokes Clair in the nose* OLD! :D

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