Choose your own Adventure Game

Made money from it

You realized you're an awesome dancer! So you then;

Become an exotic dancer
Become a stripper
Become an Eminem wannabe.

Become a Stripper! >:D xD

Then you stripped and danced and met this guy who you fell in love with xD you:

Did IT with him xD
Pushed him away
Went for other guys
Got drunk

Got drunk

Then he tried to seduce you. You;

Eat some food.
Kick him where the sun don't shine.
Do IT with him.

Kick him where the sun dont shine xD (I forgot who the guy we're talkinng about is xD)

Then he made this agonizing face. you:
took a pic :D
Splashed water on his fce
Splashed acid on his face
Kicked him again :D

took a pic :D

You leave, and devolop the film, and get the film back. You;

Frame it xD
Put it on Facebook
Give it to your future daughter :D

Facebook!

The whole world sees which causes them to:

Laugh
Laugh and point
Make you more popular and that guy less popular

Make you more popular and that guy less popular! >:D

Then the guy comes to you and starts beating you up. You;


Call 911
Eat something.
Beat him up, and take a picture :D

beat and pic :D

Then the whole cycle starts again! Thee End! New story! :D

Okay, okay! So you're walkin' down the sidewalk...and you see a quarter! O: When you go to pick it up, it won't move! D;
So, you:

Yell it at, the quarter lawl
Use your shoe to cover it, so no one else will come and take it, and go find some help
Summon a Poke Monster~

Use your shoe to cover it, so no one else will come and take it, and go find some help

Then no one would come help you! D: You:

Shout at it
Drill it out
Leave it

Leave it.
Because you say a million dollar bill floating in the air! You run up to it a grab it. Then:

This old lady pile drives you and takes the bill
BBBLLLLAAAARRRGGHHHHH!!!
You toss it on the ground and step on in because you remembered there's no such thing as a million dollar bill~

BBBLLLLAAAARRRGGHHHHH!!!

you freaked out and people looked at you oddly:

Then you realize youre imagining things
"WTF ARE YOU LOOKIN AT?!"
keep trying to get the million dollar bill