Choose your own Adventure Game

Okay, its a simple game based on those books. I have a story started. You follow the story, then you leave some options. And the next poster picks which options he wants and continues the story and then they add a few options. I posted several parts of the story this go round but usually you'd only put up one part of the adventure at a time. And no, I have no clue where the idea for this came from.

You begin. You are going down a:
Hall
Street
Dance Dance Disco Party

You pick Dance Dance Disco Party. As you walk someone approaches you:
A girl
A guy
A spideroculus

You pick Spideroculus. The Spider Oculus eats you. You die.

You are reborn as a:
A Girl
A Guy
A Zombie pencil looking for revenge on the person who ate his eraser off

You pick: Zombie Pencil. You find the person who bit your eraser off and you:
Stab them.
They sharpen you.
You boogie on down.

You pick: Boogie on down. The two of you get tired of dancing. You then:
Scream thriller and draw him a picture of a spideroculus.
Snap in half and meet your granny in the next world.
Dye your hair.

Now choose what our zombie pencil brethren will do. ^_^

You pick: Boogie on down. The two of you get tired of dancing. You then:
Scream thriller and draw him a picture of a spideroculus.
Snap in half and meet your granny in the next world.
Dye your hair.


Dye your hair


But a mistake occurs and instead of getting bright green hair you get:
Hot Pink Hair
Snake hair (like medusa)
You go bald



is that it?

Exacta! That's how its done. Good show, Ama!

You get snake hair. To correct the solution you:
Cut your snakes, hair?
Fight Hercules
Go get Lincoln's autograph

You decide to go get Lincoln's autograph

but:
He doesn't have a writing utensil
You, Turn him into stone and must fulfill his destiny for him
You end up playing scrabble together

He doesn't have a writing utensil

So you:
-Kill him
-Torture him
-Take him hostage

You decide to kill him: Because of this you:
Turn back to yourself no longer a pencil
You are crowned king of America
Angry warlocks from the North chase you down

Angry warlocks from the north chase you.

so you:

randomly turn into a squirral an hide in a tree
pull out a sword (from thin air) and go "AHHHHHH!!!!"
shout "FUUUUCCCCKKKKKK" and run like a scared chicken/

You do the sword one because it wasn't a dumb one. ^_^

The warlocks are killed so you:
Build a time machine and go back to your time
Drink some sunkist
Run into a Balrog

drink some sunkist because....well, it's sunkist.

after drinking you:
eat a bagel
run into trolls
go to sleep

Eat a bagel

Why you're eating a bagel:
Your house catches on fire
You get into a huge ninja fight
A car crashes through a window

A car crashes through the window

What do you do:
Continue drinking/ eating as your house goes into flames
Panic and go crazy, leading you to a mental hospital
Be ninja and pick the car up, throwing it to your neighbour (Q's) house
You find a kitty and name it joe :3

Tough one....

Be ninja and pick the car up, throwing it to your neighbour (Q's) house

Because of this, Q decides to be ninja and try to kill you:
Kill him
Get that cute little kitten named Joe
go back to eating your sunkist and eat a begal

Get that cute little kitten named joe

Because you did that, Q got distracted and you:
Killed him then.
Gave him a dog name moe.
Became friends and went frolicing through fields of untended flowers
Found treasure
or stole and sliced the kitty into shreds :D

Became friends and went frolicing through fields of untended flowers

Because you did this, you randomly find a Death Note, you:

Ra[pe L
Rape Kira
WRITE NAMES AND KILL YOUR ENEMEHS.

WRITE NAMES AND KILL YOUR ENEMEAS! >:D

then you became the king of the world. but then a giant balloon appeared and it was like 'rawr! D:<' and you were like 'sqeal! static electricity!'. so to beat the balloon, you:
Ran away like a little girl! :D
made friends with balloon
made friends with dogs and had them pee on the balloon D:
Popped it. :O
Or suddenly jumped on it and floated away :D

Or suddenly jumped on it and floated away :D

But then, you float away....into outerspace....AND THEN YOU MEET LADY GAGA! You...

PUNCH 'ER IN THE FACE
Compliment her music
Go, eh, eh, nothing else I can say.

PUNCH 'ER IN THE FACE! >:D

but then you realized you were supposed to POKE HER in the face D: so you:
Poked her
Punched her
Burned her at the stake
Laughed at her :D

Poked her

Then Q comes in, and says 'That's what she said!' You...

Punch him in the face
Tell him to stop being a dork
All of the above

All of the above! :D

When you did so, Q made a D: face and started crying and ran away like a little girl :D you:

Tried to comfort her..i mean, him :D
Kicked him D:<
Say" Suck it up princess!" And kicked him where the sun dont shine
Gave him a cookie
Or Fell inlove with a flying giraffe and ran away to live under a bridge :D

Tried to comfort her..i mean, him :D

Q then says you're his best friend(Beside Abbeh),

Tell him to can it, and kick him~
Punch him~
Stuff a roll of duck tape up his nose!
Or all off the above :D

Stuff a roll of duct tape up his nose! :D

Q sneezes and you ran out of duct tape! Dx you:
go buy some mor
say bless you and hand him a tissure
Slap him in the back of the head with a roll of newpaper
buy candy and give it to children and watch them break out in hives or whatever cuz they were allergic to whatever was in the candy :D

say bless you and hand him a tissure

You have to choose between three songs, you choose,

Weenie In A Bottle - Weird Al
Pretty Fly For A White Guy - The Offspring
Tell Reshii's secret? (THAT'S NOT A SONG D:<)

Pretty Fly for a white guy-by offspring :D *never heard of it* :D

Then A bunch of pidgeons were attracted to the song and you:
Watched CSI :D
Bought CSI for rin 8D
gave her CSI
messed up with CSI D:<

messed up with CSI D:<

You then

Die
Die
Die
Dei~

Die

Then The CSI crew came and found your corpse :O they:
Checked it out and investigated the crime scene
Put Reshii in jail
Put Reshii in jail
or Checed it out and investigated the crime scene them put reshii in jail :O