My Troublesome Naruto Talkshow-Ep 1

RK:Hey peoples!Waz up??

*crickets can be heard chirping outside*

RK:I said,waz up?!*stands in a threatening and scary manner*

crowd:Not much

RK:thank you^^Now where the hell is Shikamaru??



Shikamaru:*stumbles on stage with lots and lots of bruises*

RK:what happened to you?

Shikamaru:*sighs*Nothing

RK:you sure?

Shikamaru:You ask too many questions

RK:but...but questions are my specialty!*anime tears well up in eyes*

crowd:oooooooooo...You made her cry!*chant*

Shikamaru:What?

RK:Now who's asking questions?!*sob*

random person in crowd:I came to see Temari!Where are they?!

RK:Shut it!*sobs more,then sits down*



Shikamaru:Now that that troublesome argument is over...Please welcome Kankuro..

Kankuro:*walks on stage,blowing kisses to audience*hey guys!

Shikamaru:....Gaara..

Gaara:*walks on stage and fangirls scream*hey..

RK:I'm finishing!*sob*..Temari...

Temari:Awesome to be here,RK!

RK:I bet it is...for you..*sob*

Kankuro:*kneels by RK*What's wrong?

Gaara:Kankuro I'll kill you if you don't get away from her

Kankuro:*gets away from RK very fast*sorry Gaara

Temari:What's wrong RK?

RK:he said I ask too many questions...

Temari:*gasp*Shikamaru!

Shikamaru:what?

RK:Aw who cares?*automatically stops crying*

Tema,Shika,Kanku,Gaara:0_o?

RK:*looks down at script*ok first question...

*Gaara,Temari,and Kankuro sit down in their chairs*

RK:have any of you every had a relationship?Stronger than friendship?

Temari:one*glares at Shikamaru*but we broke up

Shikamaru:well its not my fault you're so troublesome...

Kankuro:Yeah,many!

RK:I see...*gags*

Gaara:one...

everyone in building besides Gaara:0_o???



Gaara:I have a girlfriend...

RK:who?

*Emmi-chan walks on stage*

Gaara:her

RK:Emmi?!What are you doing and how did you get here?!

Emmi:uh,I walked...?Duh-_-

RK:oh...hehehe*rubs back of neck*

Shikamaru:Let's ignore the troublesome girls...next question...Do you like to fight?

Temari:*mocking Shikamaru*so troublesome,fighting is...

Kankuro:I do,just not if I'm fighting Gaara...

Gaara:yes...



RK:oh so sorry peoples!No more time!

Shikamaru and Emmi:Time for what?

RK:no more time to try to steal my man..*glares at Temari*

Shikamaru:Geez...

RK:for somebody to hit on me...

Emmi:Or for someone's fangirls to glomp my boyfriend!

Shikamaru:in other words,the shows over already...?

RK:yep

Emmi,Shika,RK:Bye!See ya next time!

RK:P.S...Emmi is also a hostess!well,part time...the other time she's a strip-

Emmi:well enough said,RK!Shut up!See ya,peeps!

*reads*
ha-zah....
nice ^^

thanks^^

me and Dei-kun are working on the 2nd one^^

*blink*
Oh, the randomness!
Sounds like something I might write!

*woooshes off to read second chapter thing*

2nd one is up ^^;;

randomness?

now.. for the third one....

Lol, that was funny

thanks!