by Ri:Once again we're back for the craziest talkshow on Earth!
Shikamaru:I think you mean 'in the known universe'.
Ri: Yeah, ok... So RK, who's coming today?
**RK is nowhere to be found...and Shikamaru is suddenly gone!**
Ri:RK?Shika?Where are you?
Deidara:Get out on stage,un!
Ri: Deidara! *hugs tightly* *looks at crowd* o.O;; um... *lets go and starts yelling* RK! Shikamaru! Get out here!
RK:*walks out,looking disappointed*What?
Shikamaru:*also walks out disappointed*What a drag..we were busy....
Ri: o.O;; with what???
Shikamaru:*holds finger up*We were-
RK:*slaps hand over shika's mouth*Nothing,nothing!
Crowd: O_O
Ri: *coughs a few times* Anyways...
Shikamaru:*sits and shuffles papers*
RK:*flails arms*NARUTO!SAKURA!SASUKE!
Ri: *is surprised by RK's sudden outburst* o-ok... *looks at back of stage* Don't worry, she won't bite ^^;; i hope...
**Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke enter stage**
RK:NARUTO!!!
Naruto:RK!!!
Naruto+RK:*hugs*
Shikamaru:Hey let go of my girlfriend!
Naruto:*lets go*Who says she's YOUR girlfriend?!
Ri:Stop arguing!
Deidara: Annoying, un...
Ri: Shika was very very jealous, wasn't he? *looks at Shikamaru*
RK:yep
Sasuke:Losers...
RK:WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME,UCHIHA?!?!
Ri: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually agree with you, Sasuke... and like i said last time, having a boyfriend is too troublesome...
RK:STOP STEALING SHIKA-KUN'S LINES!!AND HOW COME YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND THEN?!
Ri: I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND... Shikamaru's making up lies... Right Deidara? *looks around*
Deidara:umm...right?..un..*whispers*that's not true...hm!
Ri: *hits deidara on the back of the head* what??...
Deidara:I said nothing!Why did you hit my head,un?!
Ri: *hugs* Ri-chan is sowwy... anyways, RK, the first question?
RK:Ummm....Are you my friend?
Sasuke:That's such a dumb question,loser...
Ri: tch.. look who's talking... anyways.. Naruto, how do you eat that much ramen???
Naruto:What do you mean,'that much ramen'?!I never get any!
Ri: -____-;; Next question RK?...
RK:hmm...Sasuke,is it true..that you're Emo?
Sasuke: What?? no...
RK:Well now I know its true!And Sakura...how can you possibly like Sasuke?Why don't you like a pig or Lee or something?
Sakura: *blushes* I- *blushes a darker shade of red*
Ri: ...anyways, Naruto, who do you consider your biggest rival?
Naruto:Sasuke...
Sasuke:*glares at Naruto*
Naruto:OH YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE,UCHIHA?!
Ri: Guys, guys... calm down...
Deidara: Or I'm going to blow you two up.
RK: There will be no blowing up people on the show!
Sasuke:*completely ignores them*OH YOU BET I DO,UZUMAKI!!
Ri: *gets very annoyed* hey hey! *flicks back of Sasuke's head* shut up and sit down. NOW...
Sasuke:*sits down*
RK:OH MY GOD!!the show's over...Nice seeing ya!*tries to sneak out door,pulling Shikamaru by the arm*
Ri: *stares at RK lead Shikamaru out the door* I wonder what they're up to... Anyways.. thanks for coming on the show.
Shikamaru:*yelling*NEXT WEEK WE'LL HAVE NEJI,TENTEN,AND LEE!!AHHH!LET GO OF ME,TROUBLESOME WOMAN!!
RK:hold still!BYE!!!
Shikamaru:I think you mean 'in the known universe'.
Ri: Yeah, ok... So RK, who's coming today?
**RK is nowhere to be found...and Shikamaru is suddenly gone!**
Ri:RK?Shika?Where are you?
Deidara:Get out on stage,un!
Ri: Deidara! *hugs tightly* *looks at crowd* o.O;; um... *lets go and starts yelling* RK! Shikamaru! Get out here!
RK:*walks out,looking disappointed*What?
Shikamaru:*also walks out disappointed*What a drag..we were busy....
Ri: o.O;; with what???
Shikamaru:*holds finger up*We were-
RK:*slaps hand over shika's mouth*Nothing,nothing!
Crowd: O_O
Ri: *coughs a few times* Anyways...
Shikamaru:*sits and shuffles papers*
RK:*flails arms*NARUTO!SAKURA!SASUKE!
Ri: *is surprised by RK's sudden outburst* o-ok... *looks at back of stage* Don't worry, she won't bite ^^;; i hope...
**Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke enter stage**
RK:NARUTO!!!
Naruto:RK!!!
Naruto+RK:*hugs*
Shikamaru:Hey let go of my girlfriend!
Naruto:*lets go*Who says she's YOUR girlfriend?!
Ri:Stop arguing!
Deidara: Annoying, un...
Ri: Shika was very very jealous, wasn't he? *looks at Shikamaru*
RK:yep
Sasuke:Losers...
RK:WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME,UCHIHA?!?!
Ri: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually agree with you, Sasuke... and like i said last time, having a boyfriend is too troublesome...
RK:STOP STEALING SHIKA-KUN'S LINES!!AND HOW COME YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND THEN?!
Ri: I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND... Shikamaru's making up lies... Right Deidara? *looks around*
Deidara:umm...right?..un..*whispers*that's not true...hm!
Ri: *hits deidara on the back of the head* what??...
Deidara:I said nothing!Why did you hit my head,un?!
Ri: *hugs* Ri-chan is sowwy... anyways, RK, the first question?
RK:Ummm....Are you my friend?
Sasuke:That's such a dumb question,loser...
Ri: tch.. look who's talking... anyways.. Naruto, how do you eat that much ramen???
Naruto:What do you mean,'that much ramen'?!I never get any!
Ri: -____-;; Next question RK?...
RK:hmm...Sasuke,is it true..that you're Emo?
Sasuke: What?? no...
RK:Well now I know its true!And Sakura...how can you possibly like Sasuke?Why don't you like a pig or Lee or something?
Sakura: *blushes* I- *blushes a darker shade of red*
Ri: ...anyways, Naruto, who do you consider your biggest rival?
Naruto:Sasuke...
Sasuke:*glares at Naruto*
Naruto:OH YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE,UCHIHA?!
Ri: Guys, guys... calm down...
Deidara: Or I'm going to blow you two up.
RK: There will be no blowing up people on the show!
Sasuke:*completely ignores them*OH YOU BET I DO,UZUMAKI!!
Ri: *gets very annoyed* hey hey! *flicks back of Sasuke's head* shut up and sit down. NOW...
Sasuke:*sits down*
RK:OH MY GOD!!the show's over...Nice seeing ya!*tries to sneak out door,pulling Shikamaru by the arm*
Ri: *stares at RK lead Shikamaru out the door* I wonder what they're up to... Anyways.. thanks for coming on the show.
Shikamaru:*yelling*NEXT WEEK WE'LL HAVE NEJI,TENTEN,AND LEE!!AHHH!LET GO OF ME,TROUBLESOME WOMAN!!
RK:hold still!BYE!!!
