WotNopolis Gender-Bender

He is, but he's also a... something. D:

"He's also the love of my life~ The apple in my eye~ The stars in the sky~ The sprinkles on a vanilla ice cream cone~ The shining prince on a pink pony~ The magnificent hero in the midst of a war, plunging through to save thy fair yet distressed maiden~"
Okay, im good :3 lol

I'm gonna stick with Marty Sue (yay for random guy-Mary-Sue-ness)! Only a Mary Sue could make I-hate-males-Yoyo agree to go on a date.

:O xD Go yoyo! xD

No, go John the Random Bystander (whose name is really Marty Sue)!

Thee friend, John (or Marty), shall ride off into the sunset and fish lobsters out of the sea. He shall come back and prepare a magnificent feast for you and me :D

Holy crap. That sounds yummy. O:
I've never had lobster before.

:D ...I cant remember if i did but i think i have and it was good?

I hope it doesn't taste like fish. :D

how bout crab? :D

......Never had that either.
Clam chowder. :D

never had that!...or maybe i have but didnt know...

It's goooooooooodddd~

thats nice :D

You should try some. >:3

What does it look like? :3

It's white and has potatoes and clam bits and is yummyyyyy~ :D

:O :D Iwanna have some! x3

Good! Go tell your parents to buy you some because if they love you they will and if they don't buy you some they don't love you and you'll have to run away from home and become a hobo and rob circuses of their peanuts so you can sell them to the mafia in exchange for some clam chowder and you'll never speak to your parents again.

D: That will never work because if they dont love me, they dont care, therefore, it doesnt matter :3

.............
Dang it, you're right. D:

Yeah! >:3

So what are you going to threaten your parents with? D:

I dont need to threaten I, Azarni Rin, is a very sane and peaceful person. I do not use violence. I simply blackmail people :D lol

BLACKMAIL YOUR PARENTS!
WHILE USING INCORRECT GRAMMAR!
EPIC!