'Funny Things That People Say'

by **Banouin** Fri Jun 18 2010, 10:45

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Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'

Post by Banouin Fri Jun 18 2010, 10:45

UreshiiQ wrote:

CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:Sheldon: I made tea.
Leonard: I don't want tea.
Sheldon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
Sheldon: It's a conversation starter.
Leonard: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Sheldon: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

-----

Penny: Why don't you see a movie or something?
Sheldon: Alone?
Penny: Yeah, why not?
Sheldon: What if I choke on my popcorn, who will administer the Heimlich maneuver?
Penny: Well, then don't order popcorn.
Sheldon: No popcorn at the movies? Listen to yourself.

Sheldon = WIN.

<3

by **KarateKeyaQ** Fri Jun 18 2010, 10:48

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Post by KarateKeyaQ Fri Jun 18 2010, 10:48

CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:Sheldon: I made tea.
Leonard: I don't want tea.
Sheldon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
Sheldon: It's a conversation starter.
Leonard: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Sheldon: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

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Penny: Why don't you see a movie or something?
Sheldon: Alone?
Penny: Yeah, why not?
Sheldon: What if I choke on my popcorn, who will administer the Heimlich maneuver?
Penny: Well, then don't order popcorn.
Sheldon: No popcorn at the movies? Listen to yourself.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
xDD

by **Toshii** Fri Jun 18 2010, 10:50

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Post by Toshii Fri Jun 18 2010, 10:50

say who's sheldon?

by **CLAIRVOYANTdisease** Fri Jun 18 2010, 10:57

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Post by CLAIRVOYANTdisease Fri Jun 18 2010, 10:57

From The Big Bang Theory.

by **Banouin** Fri Jun 18 2010, 11:02

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Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'

Post by Banouin Fri Jun 18 2010, 11:02

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdoXhvHvK3I

by **Toshii** Fri Jun 18 2010, 11:07

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Post by Toshii Fri Jun 18 2010, 11:07

he's that guy from DR's ava

by **Yoyo** Fri Jun 18 2010, 19:44

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Post by Yoyo Fri Jun 18 2010, 19:44

^ Now I have to look for DR's ava. D:

by **Toshii** Fri Jun 18 2010, 20:21

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Post by Toshii Fri Jun 18 2010, 20:21

^ he changed it though yoyo like a good while ago xD

alright, this happened while i went out to eat

Mom: Mary, she is a real dingdong. she typed in a ladies name Roxanne but she spelled it wrong. she spelled it like

R-O-C-K-S-A-N-D

and she spells sandwich wrong. she spells it like

S-A-N-D and then WITCH!

me/dad:

by **Yoyo** Fri Jun 18 2010, 20:47

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Post by Yoyo Fri Jun 18 2010, 20:47

^ I love making fun of nutty people like that. :D

by **Toshii** Fri Jun 18 2010, 20:49

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Post by Toshii Fri Jun 18 2010, 20:49

haha xD

by **Yoyo** Fri Jun 18 2010, 20:54

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Post by Yoyo Fri Jun 18 2010, 20:54

Speaking of nutty people, this happened while I was at work a while ago.

Where I work, I see people for ten seconds before they're gone.
Person: "Hey, I like your beard!" *and then they were gone*
Yoyo: "......That's not the first time I've heard that since I started working here..."

Also:
I had to yell at someone for doing something stupid. (I pretty much get paid to yell at people all day.)
I wound up seeing this kid and his group again.
Kid: "Hi! Oh, you're the one that told us off earlier. Sorry!" *and then he was gone*

by **Toshii** Fri Jun 18 2010, 20:55

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by **Yoyo** Fri Jun 18 2010, 20:58

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Post by Yoyo Fri Jun 18 2010, 20:58

I must say, sometimes I rather enjoy my job. xD

by **Toshii** Fri Jun 18 2010, 21:00

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Post by Toshii Fri Jun 18 2010, 21:00

yellig at people haha mut be great

by **Yoyo** Fri Jun 18 2010, 21:05

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Post by Yoyo Fri Jun 18 2010, 21:05

After a while it gets annoying 'cause it's really hot and my throat starts to hurt after a while. I chug water to keep from becoming dehydrated and to keep from losing my voice. xD;;
I nearly lost my voice one day 'cause my allergies, the heat, and yelling worked together against my voice. >_>

by **Toshii** Fri Jun 18 2010, 21:05

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Post by Toshii Fri Jun 18 2010, 21:05

eeeek. ._.

by **Yoyo** Fri Jun 18 2010, 21:12

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Post by Yoyo Fri Jun 18 2010, 21:12

Yup! I got home, downed 40 oz. of Dr. Pepper, then went to bed. My throat was still sore, but it wasn't dead the next morning. :3
That's become my ritual, now. Come home, drink Dr. Pepper while watching TV with my mom, go to bed.

by **Toshii** Fri Jun 18 2010, 21:15

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by **Yoyo** Fri Jun 18 2010, 21:19

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Post by Yoyo Fri Jun 18 2010, 21:19

Ish epic.

by **Toshii** Fri Jun 18 2010, 21:20

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Post by Toshii Fri Jun 18 2010, 21:20

indeed

by **UreshiiQ** Fri Jun 18 2010, 21:36

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Post by UreshiiQ Fri Jun 18 2010, 21:36

Toshii wrote:me and Rii (Reshii) was talking on MSN this morning :D

Resh: i just got told off by my fish DDDDDDDD:
Tosh: how? xDDDDD
Resh: i fed it
and then i put my hand in the bowl
an it swam away a little
so i put my hand at the other side of the bowl
and it started swimming again
so i put both my hands on the bowl and picked it up
xD
so then i set it down
and the fish spit out its food
and looked at me
and its mouth was all moving
and i was laughing
xD
Tosh: told by a fish wow xDDDDDDD
Resh: and by the looks ofit, it wasn't even finished when i left xDDDD;;;;
Resh: and by the looks of it it wasn't even finished whn i left xDDDD;;;
Tosh: lol you must've made it really mad xDDDD;;;
Resh: well apparently it was choking on is own food and spit it out xD;;;;
Tosh: Nice work rii xD;;

Part of what I found funny was my mispellings D:

by **UreshiiQ** Fri Jun 18 2010, 21:38

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Post by UreshiiQ Fri Jun 18 2010, 21:38

Hm..I wonder what Yoyo works as O.o

by **Yoyo** Fri Jun 18 2010, 21:41

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Post by Yoyo Fri Jun 18 2010, 21:41

^ You could always start guessing! xD

by **Toshii** Fri Jun 18 2010, 21:43

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Post by Toshii Fri Jun 18 2010, 21:43

she works at an anmusement park dressed as a pirate!

by **UreshiiQ** Fri Jun 18 2010, 21:46

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Post by UreshiiQ Fri Jun 18 2010, 21:46

I take that guess, as well! :DDDD

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