by Sooo!
I heard on the radio the other day a story about a monkey! He worked at the Zoo! And he liked to run into the crowd and mingle. He made many friends. Then one day some friends were holding funny drinks! Monkey knew not to drink, but he felt the pressure of his "evolved" peers and wanted to taste it. So he did! And after that he would always break out of his cage or be let out and find some beer. Day after day he'd do this. But his wife monkey realized he was changing! He was turning cranky! He'd return home from working drunker and drunker and had real attitude problems! He continued to drink more and more. He couldn't help himself! As time passed wife monkey realized there were other monkeys on his turf! It was over. Soon he had become such a slurred monkey alcoholic that they fired him out of the circus and moved him to a Zoo.
And what do they have to remember him by? A few pregnant monkeys. O_O
http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/5309431-russian-chimp-sent-to-alcohol-rehab
This version of the story is different than the one I heard...The story has several versions, but this is proof I wasn't just making up a weird story!
I heard on the radio the other day a story about a monkey! He worked at the Zoo! And he liked to run into the crowd and mingle. He made many friends. Then one day some friends were holding funny drinks! Monkey knew not to drink, but he felt the pressure of his "evolved" peers and wanted to taste it. So he did! And after that he would always break out of his cage or be let out and find some beer. Day after day he'd do this. But his wife monkey realized he was changing! He was turning cranky! He'd return home from working drunker and drunker and had real attitude problems! He continued to drink more and more. He couldn't help himself! As time passed wife monkey realized there were other monkeys on his turf! It was over. Soon he had become such a slurred monkey alcoholic that they fired him out of the circus and moved him to a Zoo.
And what do they have to remember him by? A few pregnant monkeys. O_O
http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/5309431-russian-chimp-sent-to-alcohol-rehab
This version of the story is different than the one I heard...The story has several versions, but this is proof I wasn't just making up a weird story!
Toshiro~ ^_^ x3
lol ruru
