by Yoyo was behind so I wrote this for her! Now I give it to you, all who are not caught up! It's pretty leet.
The world's most annoying and weakest ninja is Naruto
. To prove that he's not so bad he's even more annoying 
. He fights and beats a Chuunin after learning one jutsu and convinces everyone to believe in him 
. He then makes friends with a whiny no fun weak girl and a kinda cool but serious guy. The world's weakest ninja then runs into his teacher who's seen as psycho because he looks like a real ninja and acts like one 
. They go to a water Village and the tough one finds out he's got two commas in his eye and acts pretty tough 
. He almost dies so somehow Naruto beats the kid (not using his one jutsu that he knows once in the battle, really) 
. Sakura!!!! Did nothing 
.
They come home and they get enlisted in a fight in the Chuunin Exam
. A villainous snake Vampire bites Sasuke on the neck and then he becomes uber leet 
. Naruto gets jealous and learns to summon a giant frog (something he only uses twice in the series ever again despite it being ridiculously powerful). And Sakura!!! She got beat down by a very weak person and got a haircut . They make lots of friends in this fight but it won't matter cause almost none of them are used in the series later except for Gaara who's mad powerful but gets beaten down several times 
. Sand attacks Konoha but Konoha wins 
. Naruto defeats a one tailed with the giant frog while Sasuke whimpers in the corner and gets mad he's not better than Naruto 
(For good reason). And Sakura!!!!! Did nothing . Sasuke's gangsta older brother attacks him because he works for an ebil organization who wants Naruto 
. Naruto decides to learn a blue orb and uses incessantly thereafter 
And Sakura!!! Did nothing.
Sasuke and Naruto fight at a hospital because he's totally J-ing (Jealous) and Naruto uses the blue orb
. And Sakura!!! Did nothing Sasuke then goes with the Vampire but not after epic fight over a waterfall 
And Sakura!!! Did nothing Then in Shippuden Naruto comes back from training for 2 years and he's weaker than ever 
Naruto then tries to stop the Akatsuki and manages to beat a few of them up despite using no new jutsu or fighting techniques 
And Naruto was so weak Sakura had to help beat one down 
They go fight the Vampire and get nowhere 
And Sakura!!! Did nothing
They then attack two random Akatsuki and still get nowhere And Sakura!!! Did nothing . Sasuke kills orochimaru because his angst is that great 
He then kills his older brother But his older brother was really a good murder 
Naruto defeats the ebil Organization through the power of words and their attack on Konoha ends with everyone coming back to life, except the Hokage 
And Sakura!!! Did nothing .
Instead of rebuilding, Naruto decides to become even more sure of saving Sasuke
Then Sasuke decides his emo is great enough to take over Konoha 
He then develops evil demon barrier and attacks 5 kages randomly. Sasuke takes on two kages at once and emos them down like they were flies 
Naruto tells the Kages not to fret about Sasuke despite the fact Sasuke is the world's worst criminal and murderer and just attacked them he's a great friend 
Even though the Akatsuki are dead they keep popping up and then form a new Akatsuki under the founder of Sasuke's clan who's like a bajillion years old and invincible 
Then he fights the new Hokage and kills him because all the eyes on his arm blinked 
Naruto chooses to cry in the snow 
and Sakura decides to challenge Sasuke with one pathetic kunai . She's so ninja she uses a move that any ninja on Earth knows how to use 
. And then the real ninja, Kakashi, showed up. 
There you go! You're welcome.
The world's most annoying and weakest ninja is Naruto
. To prove that he's not so bad he's even more annoying . He fights and beats a Chuunin after learning one jutsu and convinces everyone to believe in him . He then makes friends with a whiny no fun weak girl and a kinda cool but serious guy. The world's weakest ninja then runs into his teacher who's seen as psycho because he looks like a real ninja and acts like one . They go to a water Village and the tough one finds out he's got two commas in his eye and acts pretty tough . He almost dies so somehow Naruto beats the kid (not using his one jutsu that he knows once in the battle, really) . Sakura!!!! Did nothing . They come home and they get enlisted in a fight in the Chuunin Exam
. A villainous snake Vampire bites Sasuke on the neck and then he becomes uber leet . Naruto gets jealous and learns to summon a giant frog (something he only uses twice in the series ever again despite it being ridiculously powerful). And Sakura!!! She got beat down by a very weak person and got a haircut . They make lots of friends in this fight but it won't matter cause almost none of them are used in the series later except for Gaara who's mad powerful but gets beaten down several times . Sand attacks Konoha but Konoha wins . Naruto defeats a one tailed with the giant frog while Sasuke whimpers in the corner and gets mad he's not better than Naruto (For good reason). And Sakura!!!!! Did nothing . Sasuke's gangsta older brother attacks him because he works for an ebil organization who wants Naruto . Naruto decides to learn a blue orb and uses incessantly thereafter And Sakura!!! Did nothing. Sasuke and Naruto fight at a hospital because he's totally J-ing (Jealous) and Naruto uses the blue orb
. And Sakura!!! Did nothing Sasuke then goes with the Vampire but not after epic fight over a waterfall And Sakura!!! Did nothing Then in Shippuden Naruto comes back from training for 2 years and he's weaker than ever Naruto then tries to stop the Akatsuki and manages to beat a few of them up despite using no new jutsu or fighting techniques And Naruto was so weak Sakura had to help beat one down They go fight the Vampire and get nowhere And Sakura!!! Did nothing They then attack two random Akatsuki and still get nowhere
And Sakura!!! Did nothing . Sasuke kills orochimaru because his angst is that great He then kills his older brother But his older brother was really a good murder Naruto defeats the ebil Organization through the power of words and their attack on Konoha ends with everyone coming back to life, except the Hokage And Sakura!!! Did nothing . Instead of rebuilding, Naruto decides to become even more sure of saving Sasuke
Then Sasuke decides his emo is great enough to take over Konoha He then develops evil demon barrier and attacks 5 kages randomly. Sasuke takes on two kages at once and emos them down like they were flies Naruto tells the Kages not to fret about Sasuke despite the fact Sasuke is the world's worst criminal and murderer and just attacked them he's a great friend Even though the Akatsuki are dead they keep popping up and then form a new Akatsuki under the founder of Sasuke's clan who's like a bajillion years old and invincible Then he fights the new Hokage and kills him because all the eyes on his arm blinked Naruto chooses to cry in the snow and Sakura decides to challenge Sasuke with one pathetic kunai . She's so ninja she uses a move that any ninja on Earth knows how to use . And then the real ninja, Kakashi, showed up. There you go! You're welcome.
Last edited by quater on Thu Feb 18 2010, 09:46; edited 2 times in total
I am very happy I read this. It's good!
The Sakura parts got me! She really did A LOT!
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