'Funny Things That People Say'

by **PeinQAkatsuki** Tue Dec 08 2009, 02:46

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Post by PeinQAkatsuki Tue Dec 08 2009, 02:46

Me: Don't MAKE me go emo! -joking-
C: I'M GONNA GO EMO ON YOUR AAAAA---
Teacher: -walks in-
C: ---AAAPPLES! o-o;;;
~*~
Me: -sees roadkill- O___O OMG dead possum!
Mom: -looks at me- That was a rabbit. We don't GET possums.
Me: It looked like a fricken possum okay? Some kind of mutated rabbit that was...
Mom:

by **quater** Tue Dec 08 2009, 15:12

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Post by quater Tue Dec 08 2009, 15:12

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Sheldon: Well of course you will. You can't pay me back faster than you can, after all.

by **quater** Thu Dec 10 2009, 13:12

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Post by quater Thu Dec 10 2009, 13:12

Michael: No one even likes beets you shouldn't grow beets.
Dwight: Everyone likes beets they're the people's vegetable
Michael: No! No one likes beets they suck! You show grow something everyone likes. You should grow candy.

by **Lil Kit Kat** Thu Dec 10 2009, 18:13

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Post by Lil Kit Kat Thu Dec 10 2009, 18:13

Andrew: >_>;; Stop ignoring Kelsea, Anjel *shoves Anjel into me*
Anjel: Hi!
Me: Hey Anjel...
-A few minutes later...
Andrew: Pfft, I try to get you two to talk to each other.... -__-;;
Me: But Anjel's in the middle of a conversation with Clair..I dont wanna interrupt...>_>;;
Andrew: Havent you ever heard of a three way.....>_>;;....Coversation...
Anjel, Clair and I: O____o;; Uh...
Me: >_>;; Why did that sound like an after-thought, Andrew...Pervert.
Andrew: D:

by **Azarni_Rin** Thu Dec 10 2009, 19:45

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Post by Azarni_Rin Thu Dec 10 2009, 19:45

^Thats what Id do Xp

by **D-Dei** Thu Dec 10 2009, 21:01

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Post by D-Dei Thu Dec 10 2009, 21:01

Freshman: Okay, so I was in the bathroom, and I hear from one of the other stalls, "Hey."
I'm usually not the type to strike up a conversation in the bathroom, but I answered back anyways. "Hi."
He replies, "What's up?"
Really. What did he think I was doing in the bathroom? What ELSE would I be doing in the bathroom??
But I answered, "Taking a piss."
He asked, "Can I come over?"
By this time, I'm freaked out. He wants to come over... to the bathroom stall, while I'm taking a piss.
I reply with a "No."
Then I hear from the stall, "Hey, sorry. I'm going to have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall answering my questions."
*shrugs* :\ ...

by **quater** Thu Dec 10 2009, 21:06

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Post by quater Thu Dec 10 2009, 21:06

Haha. That's really funny. ^_^

by **Banouin** Thu Dec 10 2009, 21:09

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Post by Banouin Thu Dec 10 2009, 21:09

D-Dei wrote:Freshman: Okay, so I was in the bathroom, and I hear from one of the other stalls, "Hey."
I'm usually not the type to strike up a conversation in the bathroom, but I answered back anyways. "Hi."
He replies, "What's up?"
Really. What did he think I was doing in the bathroom? What ELSE would I be doing in the bathroom??
But I answered, "Taking a piss."
He asked, "Can I come over?"
By this time, I'm freaked out. He wants to come over... to the bathroom stall, while I'm taking a piss.
I reply with a "No."
Then I hear from the stall, "Hey, sorry. I'm going to have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall answering my questions."
*shrugs* :\ ...

Love it.

by **Lil Kit Kat** Thu Dec 10 2009, 21:10

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Post by Lil Kit Kat Thu Dec 10 2009, 21:10

KttnCsy 7:45 pm
I want my new skirt. D:
Waterelement125 7:45 pm
your short skirt?
Going back in the business, are we?
KttnCsy 7:46 pm
No, I think your confusing me with Anjel...
Waterelement125 7:46 pm
BURN
KttnCsy 7:46 pm
HELL YES.
KttnCsy 7:52 pm
http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Apparel/Bottoms/Skirts/Tripp-Black-Grommet-And-Chain-Pleated-Skirt-224623.jsp
It kinda looks like this.
Waterelement125
That doesn't look like 1 inch above the knee, young lady
KttnCsy
>D Screw the rules! I have green hair!

by **Azarni_Rin** Thu Dec 10 2009, 21:12

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Post by Azarni_Rin Thu Dec 10 2009, 21:12

Love the washroom one

by **Yoyo** Thu Dec 10 2009, 21:53

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Post by Yoyo Thu Dec 10 2009, 21:53

Emily: "I have to study for Ezra, Nehemiah, and Esther [it's a class here] tonight...."
Narida: "Why are you studying for Ezra, Nehemiah, and Esther? They should study for themselves!"

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Post by knssquad Thu Dec 10 2009, 21:53

-in car-
Crystal: Okay, whose turn is it to play music?
Gage: ME! ME! ME!
Kevin: Oh! Oh!
Crystal: I choose... Danny -hands me the iPod-
Gage: Oh god...

-5 min later-
Lyrics: You and me, we ain't nothing but mammals. So let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel~
Crystal and I: Bwahaha

Patrick: ... what the hell is on the Discovery Channel?! D:

by **Yoyo** Thu Dec 10 2009, 22:28

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Post by Yoyo Thu Dec 10 2009, 22:28

^ You have to wonder what show the person who wrote that song was watching. O_o;;

by **Toshii** Thu Dec 10 2009, 22:51

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Post by Toshii Thu Dec 10 2009, 22:51

in science today, we were doing skits and my friend was playing a old science dude. so he wore a mustache and someone was acting pregnant. O_o

Peanut(her nickname): "doctor i'm in labor!"
Devin: ...get on the table then...
Peanut: *lays on table*
Devin: ... *rips off mustache* PUSH WOMAN PUSH!!!
me: O_o *starts laughing my butt off*

by **tsuki_uchiha** Fri Dec 11 2009, 00:10

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Post by tsuki_uchiha Fri Dec 11 2009, 00:10

this was in art class.

Nevada: what class do you have physics?
me: oh, i dont play sports.

my friend starts laughing her ass off
that was a stupid moment of mine. ^_^

by **PeinQAkatsuki** Fri Dec 11 2009, 00:42

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Post by PeinQAkatsuki Fri Dec 11 2009, 00:42

D-Dei wrote:Freshman: Okay, so I was in the bathroom, and I hear from one of the other stalls, "Hey."
I'm usually not the type to strike up a conversation in the bathroom, but I answered back anyways. "Hi."
He replies, "What's up?"
Really. What did he think I was doing in the bathroom? What ELSE would I be doing in the bathroom??
But I answered, "Taking a piss."
He asked, "Can I come over?"
By this time, I'm freaked out. He wants to come over... to the bathroom stall, while I'm taking a piss.
I reply with a "No."
Then I hear from the stall, "Hey, sorry. I'm going to have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall answering my questions."
*shrugs* :\ ...

Oh wow

that cracked me up.

by **Little_Shiro** Fri Dec 11 2009, 09:13

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PeinQAkatsuki wrote:

D-Dei wrote:Freshman: Okay, so I was in the bathroom, and I hear from one of the other stalls, "Hey."
I'm usually not the type to strike up a conversation in the bathroom, but I answered back anyways. "Hi."
He replies, "What's up?"
Really. What did he think I was doing in the bathroom? What ELSE would I be doing in the bathroom??
But I answered, "Taking a piss."
He asked, "Can I come over?"
By this time, I'm freaked out. He wants to come over... to the bathroom stall, while I'm taking a piss.
I reply with a "No."
Then I hear from the stall, "Hey, sorry. I'm going to have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall answering my questions."
*shrugs* :\ ...

aww poor Dei D:
Oh wow that cracked me up.

by **D-Dei** Fri Dec 11 2009, 22:22

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Post by D-Dei Fri Dec 11 2009, 22:22

Death and I usualy get to the bus stop at 7:35, and the bus comes at 7:45. And it's FREEZING outside.

Death: *moves closer to me* It's so colddd.
Elisia: *moves to my left side* (We kinda made a triangle). [Dei], why are you so warm?
Death: It's because she's radiating anger.

by **CLAIRVOYANTdisease** Fri Dec 11 2009, 22:24

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Post by CLAIRVOYANTdisease Fri Dec 11 2009, 22:24

Aww, haha. But Dei is full of joy and happiness xP

by **Toshii** Fri Dec 11 2009, 22:26

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Post by Toshii Fri Dec 11 2009, 22:26

^ yeah ^_^

by **Yoyo** Fri Dec 11 2009, 22:34

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Post by Yoyo Fri Dec 11 2009, 22:34

D-Dei wrote:Death and I usualy get to the bus stop at 7:35, and the bus comes at 7:45. And it's FREEZING outside.

Death: *moves closer to me* It's so colddd.
Elisia: *moves to my left side* (We kinda made a triangle). [Dei], why are you so warm?
Death: It's because she's radiating anger.

*laughed* ^_^

by **Azarni_Rin** Fri Dec 11 2009, 22:45

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Post by Azarni_Rin Fri Dec 11 2009, 22:45

I love that. Why cant i be warm in the morning outside by radiating my emoness? D:> Or better yet, my WOTNness!

by **Toshii** Fri Dec 11 2009, 22:47

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Post by Toshii Fri Dec 11 2009, 22:47

^ um...

by **Azarni_Rin** Fri Dec 11 2009, 22:59

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Post by Azarni_Rin Fri Dec 11 2009, 22:59

but if i did, I wouldve probably overheated the world! D:>

by **Toshii** Fri Dec 11 2009, 23:02

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