Me poining out random obvious things people say

First
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Math teacher: This calculator will not be used it is solar powered. so that means if the sun were to go out you would have to figure out this math problem in your head.
me: If the sun went out, wed all be dead.

Second
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Mom: Do your homework or ill kill you.
me: if you kill me its child abuse.

Third
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Dad: Look! im wearing a bright red shirt!
me: your an idiot.

Thats so right! People say stupid things like that! (sun went out. We'd be DEAD)

Who uses solar powered calculators? Are you my hippie cousin who lives in Romania?

Meh school has teh battery powah ones :3

We no conserve xD

I do math in my head

I squared every number from 1 to 100 in my head and also son 4 digit and 5 digit numbers (I was bored..... really bored..... most of the day)

nopez. ima not a hippie. ma math teachers just wierd.