5 Ways Game

- Beat them
- Slice their throat
- Sufforcation
- Push them LITERALLY off a cliff >D
- Shoot them ^_^

5 ways to strangle a ex-boyfriend

-Push them off a cliff
-Rip out their juggular
-Cut off their *coughs* manhood
-Get a gang to beat them
-Stab them over and over with a spoon over their haeart



5 ways to stab someone

-Sword.
-Sword into heart.
-Sword into back of head.
-Sword into downtown.
-Spork.

5 ways to beat someone up.

- Punch them repeatedly in the face
- Kick them
- Keep hitting their stomach
- Pay someone to beat them up
- Make them hit themselves

5 ways to catch a fish

-With your hands
-A rod
-A net
-A trap
-Very carefully o_o


5 ways to put on a shirt

-lift it over your head
-pull it up from your legs
-cut it in 2 peices and put 'em on
-throw it up in the air and lift your arms
-let someone do it for you

5 ways to be lazy in a good way

laying around if you underweight - add extra pounds
be an example for fat kids
be a role model for thin ones
not washing the dishes - save money
get takeway - putting money back into the economy

to kill someone

Stab them.
Bury them alive.
Run them over (Any kind of vehcile will do).
Drown them.
Choke them.

To take care of a baby.

feed them
burp them
change them
bathe them
love them

to take care of an old person

Wash them *Gag*
Read them a book
Help them to the bathroom
Feed them xD
Help them to the bed

To listen to music

-Turn on your mp3 player
-Tune a radio station
-Browse the net for some music
-Press the play button
-Put the volum up

5 ways to fly.

airplane
helicopter
jet
wings
on the back of a big bird

to say thank you

~ Thank you
~ Arigato
~ Gracias
~ Merci
~ Grazi

Five ways to rob a bank

-By yourself
-Using guns
-Working with a team of superheroes
-Crashing into the bank with a large vehicle
-Working here && secretly stealing from it.

To become a world leader.

~ Hostile take-over
~ Peaceful but corrupt presidential election
~ Be next in line for the monarchy
~ Kill everybody and then be the ruler of nothing
~ Assassinate the president and steal his identity

5 ways to make someone stop talking

+ Kill them
+ Duct tape their mouth shut
+ Take a giant magical eraser and erase their mouth
+ Knock them out
+ Threaten them

Five ways to kill someone without making a mess.

~ Bury them alive
~ Suffocation
~ Drop them down a well
~ Electrocution
~ Feed them to an alligator.

5 ways to cheat on a test

badly
sleep with the teacher
or bribe them
steal the anwsers
look at the person next to you' s anwsers

how to watch a film

Sitting in a couch
Laying in the couch (Prefers this one)
With your gf/bf
hiding under the table
Go to the cinema

5 Ways to smash a light bulb

~ Throw it against the wall
~ Squeeze it and hope you have hulk strength
~ Drop it
~ Bash it over someones head
~ Punch something with it in your fist.

5 ways to build a fort

Order it on eBay
Get a couple of slaves to do it for you
Steal it from someone else
Stack lots of pebbels on top of eachother
Take acouple of blankets and put them over a chair

5 ways to fool your teacher

- Tell them you have to go to the restroom, and skip school.
- Give them an apple with a worm in it.
- Tell the teacher you have ADD, and while they're teaching constantly disrupt class.
- Tell everyone to act like you're not there, and then say to the teacher 'I died yesterday'.
- Put your manga in your book, and pretend to read the book.

That could be both Fool and Annoy

5 ways to watch One Piece

-steals it
-order it
-murder Q
-turn the TV on and flip to the channel
-Blow something up 8D

5 Ways to meet a guy xD

+ Go to a strip club
+ Go to the hardware store
+ Go clubbin'~
+ Dating sites!
+ Personal Ads~

Ways to call someone.

xD
-phone
-shout
-email
-facebook
-call :D

5 ways to say yahoo