'Funny Things That People Say'

by **D-Dei** Sun Apr 19 2009, 14:49

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Re: 'Funny Things That People Say'

Post by D-Dei Sun Apr 19 2009, 14:49

whoops.

Pastor: Turn to person next to you and say "I'm proud of you."
Me: *just sitting there*
Everyone else: *saying it to each other*
Pastor: Okay, now turn to the people and say "You're perfect."
Me: *Again, just sitting there, not saying anything to anyone*
Everyone else: *turns to others and says "you're perfect"*
Pastor: Hold up. But none of you are perfect though..
~ S I L E N C E ~
Me: *looks up* o_o
Pastor: Well, you guys are perfect in the eyes of the Father though.

It was just the way he said it that somewhat made it sound insulting.

by **theBOSS.** Sun Apr 19 2009, 15:35

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Post by theBOSS. Sun Apr 19 2009, 15:35

Deikun wrote:oh geez o____o;;

At church today.

GuestSpeaker: Okay, can anyone define 'self-esteem'?
Boy: *raises his hand*
GuestSpeaker: Yes?
Boy: Uh... ... The little train that could?

A lot of the dudes in your church have okay hair.

by **KarateKeyaQ** Sun Apr 19 2009, 16:24

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Post by KarateKeyaQ Sun Apr 19 2009, 16:24

Simba: My dad just showed me the whole kingdom. And I'm gonna rule it all! Heh heh.
Scar: Yes. Well, forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, you know.

Simba: Dad! Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad!
Sarabi: Your son is awake.
Mufasa: Before sunrise, he's your son.

Simba: I did something terrible. I don't want to talk about it.
Timon: Good, we don't wanna hear about it!
Pumbaa: Come on, Timon. Anything we can do?
Simba: Not unless you can change the past.
Pumbaa: Kid, at times like this, my buddy Timon here says "You gotta put your behind in your past!"--
imon: Amateur. Lie down, before you hurt yourself.

by **D-Dei** Sun Apr 19 2009, 16:37

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Post by D-Dei Sun Apr 19 2009, 16:37

death-chan wrote:

Deikun wrote:oh geez o____o;;

At church today.

GuestSpeaker: Okay, can anyone define 'self-esteem'?
Boy: *raises his hand*
GuestSpeaker: Yes?
Boy: Uh... ... The little train that could?

A lot of the dudes in your church have okay hair.

Joe's hair is blech now.
And there are a few.

by **Lil Kit Kat** Sun Apr 19 2009, 18:48

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Post by Lil Kit Kat Sun Apr 19 2009, 18:48

I got an Animal Crossings hoodie that has "Animal Crossings" on the butt area:

Maya: >_> *glances at the writing* Oh wow...Zach will now have an excuse to look at your butt...(Maya's 11....)
Me: Maya! O_O;;
Maya: Well, you know its true...>_>;;
-Later-
Zach: *glances at the writing* Oh, I am so "reading" that everyday...>_>;;
Me: -______-;; Maya said that too...

by **Lil Kit Kat** Sun Apr 19 2009, 18:57

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Post by Lil Kit Kat Sun Apr 19 2009, 18:57

Mom: Kelsea, please go get the laundry basket, upstairs.
Me: =___=;; Ugh, I dont feel like getting the laundry
basket..>_>;; Zach, go get the laundry basket upstairs,
please...? Puppy Dog Eyes

Zach: >_> No...
Me: Fine.... *sighs, and wraps my arms around his neck*
Zach: -////-;; Fine...*goes and gets the laundry basket*
Me: O_o;; Uh, I was stretching, idiot....
Zach: Oh come, on! -////-
Me:

Wow. Note to self: Wrap my arms around Zach's neck if I want something...Heh. >D
Zach: -____-;; Mean little girl...
Me: I know! :3

by **D-Dei** Sun Apr 19 2009, 19:27

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Post by D-Dei Sun Apr 19 2009, 19:27

Let's call the niece Michelle, a 2 year old girl

Lady: *to the camera* This is my niece, Michelle. *to her niece* Who am I?
Michelle: Aunt.
Lady: Am I married?
Michelle: No.
Lady: Do I have a boyfrie-
Michelle: *looks to her right* CAKE!
Lady: Okay, I'll give you cake after this. Do I have-
Michelle: CAKE!!
-
Lady: Michelle, Am I married?
Michelle: No..?
Lady: Do I have a boyfriend?
Michelle: No.
Lady: What do you want my boyfriend to be like?
Michelle: P-*%&!)#*%&#*@.
Lady: Huh?
Michelle: ... (: Powerranger!

by **Always-Abby** Sun Apr 19 2009, 19:41

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Post by Always-Abby Sun Apr 19 2009, 19:41

Aww xD

by **D-Dei** Mon Apr 20 2009, 17:33

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Post by D-Dei Mon Apr 20 2009, 17:33

During lunch.

During the break, this guy named Justin had his birthday, and we had to belatedly decorate his locker. And Justin was sitting right next to pantha
Pantha: Do you want to decorate his locker after you finish eating?
Me: O_______O.....
Aarti: *smacks pantha on the arm*
Pantha: Ow! What?
Me: Yes, let's decorate MY locker..
Pantha: Why your locker?
Me: Let's decorate MY locker *motioning towards Justin*
Pantha: No, we have to decorate... *also motions towards Justin*
Me: *if it was an anime, I would've sweatdropped*
Pantha: Yeah.. let's go decorate your locker then?
Aarti: *facepalm* *Whispers to her* You blurted that out next to the birthday boy.. we were trying to cover it up for you...
Pantha: OOOOHHHH!
Me&Aarti: -_____-;;;

-

Me: *playing with phone*
Aarti: You got a new phone?
Me: ... Yeah o___o.. Since like.. February -0-;;
Aarti: Oh.
Monica: Oh! You got a new phone!
Me: Very slow
Aarti: Not as slow as her! *points at pantha*
Me: True...
Aarti: Can I see your phone?
Me: *shows it to her but not giving it over*
Aarti: ... Can I touch your phone?
Me: o_____o..
Aarti: *grabs it*
Me: D< *pulls it away* You touched the phone. *drinks milk*
Monica: Can I grope your phone?
Me: *chokes*
Aarti&Pantha: xDD

by **Always-Abby** Mon Apr 20 2009, 19:27

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Post by Always-Abby Mon Apr 20 2009, 19:27

ash5991 (6:29:16 PM): i was talkin 2 ur lover bf
ash5991 (6:29:30 PM): hahaha
IncompleteAbyss (6:29:39 PM): Haha xP
ash5991 (6:30:00 PM): yup hes awsome! u can marry him and make buaetiful babys wit him now lol
IncompleteAbyss (6:30:07 PM): xDD
ash5991 (6:30:20 PM): u can lol
IncompleteAbyss (6:30:34 PM): Haha, not NOW :P
ash5991 (6:30:43 PM): well duh!

by **theBOSS.** Mon Apr 20 2009, 20:21

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Post by theBOSS. Mon Apr 20 2009, 20:21

Me: Taekwondo's so boring.
Annie: Yeah. It really is.
Me: I mean, there aren't any guys with decent hair here either. They're all old.
Annie: Well we had Hyunwoo. Then he left.
Me: Yeah.
Annie: Asian guys are ugly, now that you think about it.
Me: Yeah... even if they do have okay hair, they're all blech.
Annie: Well Hyunwoo was okay. And Chunga's definitely a looker. ;D

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Post by quater Mon Apr 20 2009, 21:04

Always-Abby wrote:

ash5991 (6:29:16 PM): i was talkin 2 ur lover bf
ash5991 (6:29:30 PM): hahaha
IncompleteAbyss (6:29:39 PM): Haha xP
ash5991 (6:30:00 PM): yup hes awsome! u can marry him and make buaetiful babys wit him now lol
IncompleteAbyss (6:30:07 PM): xDD
ash5991 (6:30:20 PM): u can lol
IncompleteAbyss (6:30:34 PM): Haha, not NOW :P
ash5991 (6:30:43 PM): well duh!

Yay!

by **knssquad** Mon Apr 20 2009, 21:58

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Post by knssquad Mon Apr 20 2009, 21:58

-12:30 AM last night I got a text-

Person: Happy 420!
Me: ...okay. Who the fuck are you and why are you texting me at this time of night?
Person: You're not Andrea?
Me: No.
Person: Shit.

by **NarutoBoyFreakah** Tue Apr 21 2009, 02:27

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Post by NarutoBoyFreakah Tue Apr 21 2009, 02:27

TP Zelda wrote:

MagmarFire wrote:

TP Zelda wrote:

captainfalconeedfoodbadly wrote:
COME ON! YES! YES! YES! YES! SHOW ME YA MOVES! YES! YES! YES! >:(

that's what she said

BEST. JOKE. EVER.

:DDD *bows*

i hope they don't mind o.o;;

but yay what i said for once was funny to him :D

by **theBOSS.** Tue Apr 21 2009, 16:20

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Post by theBOSS. Tue Apr 21 2009, 16:20

(Engineering)
Mr. Gray: Now, if I had some cheese that I didn't want to share and Manika wanted some cheese, what would my answer be?
Manika: Don't touch my cheese, yo.
Jen: Get away from my cheese?
Me: ...No? o__o;
Mr. Gray: Wrong! The answer is 'nacho cheese'!
Manika, Jen, Chunga: xDD WOW.
Me: ....___. Wait, what? Nacho cheese...? OH.

by **D-Dei** Tue Apr 21 2009, 16:30

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Post by D-Dei Tue Apr 21 2009, 16:30

Wow.. Gray..
I remember he told us a joke today.. but I forgot

Death: Ewww *looking out window*
Me: ?
Death: Asian guys are ugly
Kelli (a guy.. asian): *looks up at Death with this weird look on his face*
Death: I meant.. Korean guys!
Annie: Yeah, thanks. (or something along those lines. I think I was the only one to hear her?)
Me: xD... Annie.. not you. She said guys.
Kelli: Uhm. I think you need to go to the guidance counselor for some help.

So you think Kelli's good looking? o___o;

by **D-Dei** Tue Apr 21 2009, 16:30

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Post by D-Dei Tue Apr 21 2009, 16:30

Wow.. Gray..
I remember he told us a joke today.. but I forgot

Death: Ewww *looking out window*
Me: ?
Death: Asian guys are ugly
Kelli (a guy.. asian): *looks up at Death with this weird look on his face*
Death: I meant.. Korean guys!
Annie: Yeah, thanks. (or something along those lines. I think I was the only one to hear her?)
Me: xD... Annie.. not you. She said guys.
Kelli: Uhm. I think you need to go to the guidance counselor for some help.

So you think Kelli's good looking? o___o;

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Deikun wrote:Wow.. Gray..
I remember he told us a joke today.. but I forgot

Death: Ewww *looking out window*
Me: ?
Death: Asian guys are ugly
Kelli (a guy.. asian): *looks up at Death with this weird look on his face*
Death: I meant.. Korean guys!
Annie: Yeah, thanks. (or something along those lines. I think I was the only one to hear her?)
Me: xD... Annie.. not you. She said guys.
Kelli: Uhm. I think you need to go to the guidance counselor for some help.

So you think Kelli's good looking? o___o;

Haha. He makes the weirdest jokes ever.

NOOOO. EW. COOTIES.
I'm pretty polite, yknow. >__>;

by **D-Dei** Tue Apr 21 2009, 18:22

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Post by D-Dei Tue Apr 21 2009, 18:22

I remember...

It was engineering at like 2 something in the afternoon

Lady over loudspeaker: The person who's lost their lunch, come to the east/west office.
Me: ... at 2?..
MrGray: Lost lunch? Ew. It's going to be like barfed up lunch in a brown bag. *makes gagging motions/sounds*
Me: haha... *turns away from Gray* -______-....

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Post by Lil Kit Kat Tue Apr 21 2009, 19:57

Me: *is reading a post* "He couldnt do it...He's to scrawny...."
Zach: What!? I could so do it! >_>;;
Me:

I wasnt talking about that!

by **D-Dei** Wed Apr 22 2009, 19:33

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Post by D-Dei Wed Apr 22 2009, 19:33

:::::Today in Physics:::::

Spoiler:

:::::Last year in physics:::::

Spoiler:

:::::This year:::::

Spoiler:

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Post by theBOSS. Wed Apr 22 2009, 20:22

Deikun wrote:
Mr.Zav: Okay, so the fish is placed at the end of this.. *draws a lever on the board with a fish at the end* and there are weights on the other end.
Students: *nods*
Kid (dun remember who) : What kind of fish is that?
Mr.Zav: What kind of fish do you want it to be?
Students: *start shouting out random fish*
Random Kid: SHARK!
Me: o_______o;;
Mr.Zav: Okay, let's get back to the lesson before the fish starts stinking up the problem.

Haha. The torque problem?
Gotta love Zav.

Today at tkd:
Me: -coming out of locker room in sparring gear-
Andrew: Hey, do you know how do tie this? (The armor thingy)
Me: Oh, yeah, sure. -starts tying it-
Master Chung: -comes over- ...How come you're so nice to him? Do you have something going on?
Me: What are you talking about, I'm nice to everyone. If you asked, I'd do it for you too... Besides, he's not my type.
Master Chung: ...Oh, okay. Oooookay.
Me: But then again, you're pretty ugly too.
Andrew: What are you talking about? He's a model. A MODEL. -strikes a pose-
Master Chung: Oh yeah! -strikes the pose as well-

by **D-Dei** Wed Apr 22 2009, 20:26

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Post by D-Dei Wed Apr 22 2009, 20:26

Master Chung?
Who's andrew again?

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Post by theBOSS. Wed Apr 22 2009, 20:33

It's the new master dude that picks on me. D:
Andrew, the tall one? The one that nearly knocked over the green thing with John Castro's mom behind it?

by **D-Dei** Wed Apr 22 2009, 20:38

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Post by D-Dei Wed Apr 22 2009, 20:38

Oh, maybe he's flirting with you or somethin'

Oh, the guy in our grade? or was he younger?

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