Pushing People off Planes

lmao

3.2.1.0.84.NG! wrote:easiest way to decide who to push off is decide who the 2 weakest people are and then flip a coin to see who should be pushed off.

How do you determine "weakest"? Mentally? Physically?

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:Sure.

I'd jump.

Better my life then theres no?

Seriously, it's freaky when you do that. Get out of my head Q. >_

Whatcha mean you were thinking better your life then mine too? ^_^

You know what I mean

Well, if I were just some sort of omnipotent third person I'd...

...wait a minute, how can I be an omnipotent third person? And why do we need to kick this person off the plane to begin with?

I know but it was funner to twist it.

Because it'll crash no matter what Titan said. Which is why I jump. Easy peasy.

It won't crash if someone dies, but seriously volunteering yourself for that cause when it could be someone else.

I don't know, seems unfair

Titaniumxvx wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:Sure.

I'd jump.

Better my life then theres no?

Seriously, it's freaky when you do that. Get out of my head Q. >_

Whatcha mean you were thinking better your life then mine too? ^_^

You know what I mean

Well, if I were just some sort of omnipotent third person I'd...

...wait a minute, how can I be an omnipotent third person? And why do we need to kick this person off the plane to begin with?

I know but it was funner to twist it.

Because it'll crash no matter what Titan said. Which is why I jump. Easy peasy.

It won't crash if someone dies, but seriously volunteering yourself for that cause when it could be someone else.

I don't know, seems unfair

So... Your mom stepping in front of a bullet to save you is unfair. You're right, it's unfair, but since when has life been fair?

Titaniumxvx wrote:

knssquad wrote:o.O this matter could easily be solved by chucking out the stuff in the cargo area

The water pango Gods want a sacrifice. Unless they get one human sacrifice, they will use their eater vapor power and crash the plane.

They don't want cargo! Basically a human.

Pfft, I ride on sunshine

Human sacrifice, does Oprah as a human?

I doubt she would die from the fall

knssquad wrote:

Titaniumxvx wrote:

knssquad wrote:o.O this matter could easily be solved by chucking out the stuff in the cargo area

The water pango Gods want a sacrifice. Unless they get one human sacrifice, they will use their eater vapor power and crash the plane.

They don't want cargo! Basically a human.

Pfft, I ride on sunshine

Human sacrifice, does Oprah as a human?

I doubt she would die from the fall

We can try.

Titaniumxvx wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:

Aichu wrote:

quater wrote:Sure.

I'd jump.

Better my life then theres no?

Seriously, it's freaky when you do that. Get out of my head Q. >_

Whatcha mean you were thinking better your life then mine too? ^_^

You know what I mean

Well, if I were just some sort of omnipotent third person I'd...

...wait a minute, how can I be an omnipotent third person? And why do we need to kick this person off the plane to begin with?

I know but it was funner to twist it.

Because it'll crash no matter what Titan said. Which is why I jump. Easy peasy.

It won't crash if someone dies, but seriously volunteering yourself for that cause when it could be someone else.

I don't know, seems unfair

Why not? I am saved and going to heaven when I die, thus my living serves no purpose for me but to win over converts. Now if we send off a sinner to die, how can I live that down knowing it should have been me?

It just seems like the only option really for me to think of that I Could possibly take.

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:

Titaniumxvx wrote:

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:Assuming that you're not among those selfish people who won't jump.
If you gotta push someone, then you better have 500 straws. Short straw gets a free flying lesson.

I would like your idea, Yurii!

But, what if it was an eight year old child who got the short end?

I say the oldest passenger with no children goes. I apologize if that was harsh but just my logical 2 cents

If you started pulling exceptions like that, you'd wind up with no one eligible to go. You could exclude the children, but what constitutes a child? Is a 19 year old a child still, or considered an adult? What about infirm or elderly people with great grandkids if there are no other options?

I consider 18 when you're an adult and can do whatever in the world that you want.

I don't want to see anyone go but if no one wanted to die, it seems the person who does not have any more of a purpose to live should go.

We could check their blood pressure but by that time...the plane already would have crashed

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:

knssquad wrote:

Titaniumxvx wrote:

knssquad wrote:o.O this matter could easily be solved by chucking out the stuff in the cargo area

The water pango Gods want a sacrifice. Unless they get one human sacrifice, they will use their eater vapor power and crash the plane.

They don't want cargo! Basically a human.

Pfft, I ride on sunshine

Human sacrifice, does Oprah as a human?

I doubt she would die from the fall

We can try.

then it's settled

Titaniumxvx wrote:

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:

Titaniumxvx wrote:

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:Assuming that you're not among those selfish people who won't jump.
If you gotta push someone, then you better have 500 straws. Short straw gets a free flying lesson.

I would like your idea, Yurii!

But, what if it was an eight year old child who got the short end?

I say the oldest passenger with no children goes. I apologize if that was harsh but just my logical 2 cents

If you started pulling exceptions like that, you'd wind up with no one eligible to go. You could exclude the children, but what constitutes a child? Is a 19 year old a child still, or considered an adult? What about infirm or elderly people with great grandkids if there are no other options?

I consider 18 when you're an adult and can do whatever in the world that you want.

I don't want to see anyone go but if no one wanted to die, it seems the person who does not have any more of a purpose to live should go.

We could check their blood pressure but by that time...the plane already would have crashed

Blood pressure? O_o;

If someone was suicidal, they would have already volenteered to jump. If everyone is really selfish enough to not volenteer, then the only other way is just to choose someone at random, tie 'em up, and chuck 'em out a window.

knssquad wrote:

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:

knssquad wrote:

Titaniumxvx wrote:

knssquad wrote:o.O this matter could easily be solved by chucking out the stuff in the cargo area

The water pango Gods want a sacrifice. Unless they get one human sacrifice, they will use their eater vapor power and crash the plane.

They don't want cargo! Basically a human.

Pfft, I ride on sunshine

Human sacrifice, does Oprah as a human?

I doubt she would die from the fall

We can try.

then it's settled

*pulls out duct tape-ed Oprah* You're going for a ride, my pretty. *cackles*

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:

3.2.1.0.84.NG! wrote:easiest way to decide who to push off is decide who the 2 weakest people are and then flip a coin to see who should be pushed off.

How do you determine "weakest"? Mentally? Physically?

the weakest would be a person with no family or friends to miss them. and they'd have to be pretty old cuz we dont want young people to die. we are the future.

throw the pilots off!

3.2.1.0.84.NG! wrote:

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:

3.2.1.0.84.NG! wrote:easiest way to decide who to push off is decide who the 2 weakest people are and then flip a coin to see who should be pushed off.

How do you determine "weakest"? Mentally? Physically?

the weakest would be a person with no family or friends to miss them. and they'd have to be pretty old cuz we dont want young people to die. we are the future.

And what happens when there aren't any of those people on the plane? Who do we pick, then?

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:

3.2.1.0.84.NG! wrote:

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:

3.2.1.0.84.NG! wrote:easiest way to decide who to push off is decide who the 2 weakest people are and then flip a coin to see who should be pushed off.

How do you determine "weakest"? Mentally? Physically?

the weakest would be a person with no family or friends to miss them. and they'd have to be pretty old cuz we dont want young people to die. we are the future.

And what happens when there aren't any of those people on the plane? Who do we pick, then?

ME ME ME!!!

amaterasu wrote:throw the pilots off!

Great! I'll drive!!!! *tosses pilots off plane*
*steers plane into mountain*
We're in the middle of the ocean...

amaterasu wrote:throw the pilots off!

The dumbest answer yet because who will fly you guys home Amaterasu Xp

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:throw the pilots off!

The dumbest answer yet because who will fly you guys home Amaterasu Xp

*points at previous post*

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:

3.2.1.0.84.NG! wrote:

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:

3.2.1.0.84.NG! wrote:easiest way to decide who to push off is decide who the 2 weakest people are and then flip a coin to see who should be pushed off.

How do you determine "weakest"? Mentally? Physically?

the weakest would be a person with no family or friends to miss them. and they'd have to be pretty old cuz we dont want young people to die. we are the future.

And what happens when there aren't any of those people on the plane? Who do we pick, then?

easy. the old and weak. not to be mean or anything, but they're gonna die sooner or later anyways, so why not die sacrificing yourself for 499 other people.

and we need the pilots to steer the plane Ama.

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:throw the pilots off!

The dumbest answer yet because who will fly you guys home Amaterasu Xp

*points at previous post*

Pointing is impolite

jake989 wrote:

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:

3.2.1.0.84.NG! wrote:

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:

3.2.1.0.84.NG! wrote:easiest way to decide who to push off is decide who the 2 weakest people are and then flip a coin to see who should be pushed off.

How do you determine "weakest"? Mentally? Physically?

the weakest would be a person with no family or friends to miss them. and they'd have to be pretty old cuz we dont want young people to die. we are the future.

And what happens when there aren't any of those people on the plane? Who do we pick, then?

ME ME ME!!!

Nu! Not you!!!

quater wrote:

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:throw the pilots off!

The dumbest answer yet because who will fly you guys home Amaterasu Xp

*points at previous post*

Pointing is impolite

I can point at my own post if I want to! :P

quater wrote:

amaterasu wrote:throw the pilots off!

The dumbest answer yet because who will fly you guys home Amaterasu Xp

Samuel Jackson will

jake989 wrote:

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:

3.2.1.0.84.NG! wrote:

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:

3.2.1.0.84.NG! wrote:easiest way to decide who to push off is decide who the 2 weakest people are and then flip a coin to see who should be pushed off.

How do you determine "weakest"? Mentally? Physically?

the weakest would be a person with no family or friends to miss them. and they'd have to be pretty old cuz we dont want young people to die. we are the future.

And what happens when there aren't any of those people on the plane? Who do we pick, then?

ME ME ME!!!

NO!

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:

jake989 wrote:

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:

3.2.1.0.84.NG! wrote:

Yuriishi_Yhun wrote:

3.2.1.0.84.NG! wrote:easiest way to decide who to push off is decide who the 2 weakest people are and then flip a coin to see who should be pushed off.

How do you determine "weakest"? Mentally? Physically?

the weakest would be a person with no family or friends to miss them. and they'd have to be pretty old cuz we dont want young people to die. we are the future.

And what happens when there aren't any of those people on the plane? Who do we pick, then?

ME ME ME!!!

NO!

Wahh?!

WHY NOT?!