Worse Case Survival Game

Ok this is easy but funny

when you post you'll give your answer 2 the question, the next senario and the 3 answers

ok i'll make the 1st question

You are being cased by a swarm of killer bees (huge ones, that have needles the size of your fist)

1. would you pull out a gun and start shooting
   
2. would you jump into the croc infested lake, then jump out and run again
   
3. play dead
   

It depends on what I was shooting with that gun.

ur trying 2 shoot the bees

I think it would be better to shoot yourself...

i'd pick play dead

your at the edge of a erupting volcano

you

1. get into your heat proof and lava proof and go drive into
2. call your plane to get you out in the nick of time
3. have a pick-nick with a bunch of talking apples

It depends on what the apples say...also are they red apples or green...

1. lava it is

des u have 2 make the next senario

I'll do it O_O

Your on a cruise ship, and it already sunk. Your in FREEZING water (think titanic) and ALL boats are already gone. You know they are coming back, but it's going to take a long time.

Would you:

1. Wait for them to come and risk dieing
2. Just sink and kill youself
3. Try and swim over to the boats and risk making it

3, because swimming will keep you warm

your left leg is stuck in a bear trap and there is a bear coming

do you..

1)play dead
2) freak out
3) rip off your left leg and hop away

1) Play dead. It's said that bears like alive food, and not something already dead.

Your babysitting and the baby is crying for no reason :D

Do you:

1) Lock yourself in your room
2) lock the baby in a closet
3) Call his/her parents and call them to pick the child up and not get paid.

2) lock the baby in a closet >_>

xD This is fun.
You hear loud banging outside of your house at night

Do you:
1) Open your door and look out
2) Call the police
3) Go to bed

I would say 1


You see a man staring at you,you blink and then its gone.

What do you do:1) Go nuts
2) Get a gun and hold it in a bath tub
3) Think you have smoked too much weed and you have to go back to bed.

1) Go nuts :3

Someone punches you in the face for no reason.

1) Cry
2) Cry and go crazy
1) Cry, go crazy, and then faint.

i cant answer that cause i wouldnt cry lol i would kick there ass

Same here.

Y DID U MAKE THE ? then

-__- I'd kick they're ass, tie them up and roll them down a hill into a big lake with sharks in it.

There's a bug on your wall

Do you:
Kill it
Stare at it
Go back to what you were doing

I would shove a tampon up there ass then through them in a lake lol

ROFLMAO

O_o

Remind me to never punch you Brado.

LOL

back on topic plz

3

there is a wolf running at you and he looks hungry

do you:

1) kick it a run
2) kick it, step on it and run
3) run and then hold a baby out saying eat it not me

3

You see a zombie



1) Try to kill it with your hands
2)Run inside a mall with other survivors
3)Run in mall and tell survivors to get ready for an attack then make a barricade at all Exits and Entracnes and go inside teh gun store

3 cuz the i could blast there heads off

the zombies break into the mall

do u

1) get a sniper outa gun shop and start sniping them
2) get a shot un out the shop and start blasting
3) RUN!!