Funny Comic Ideas

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*Idea #1:: Lee takes Gai to meet his mother -
L: Gai Sensei! Gai Sensei! I want you to meet my mother!
M: Gai? Is that you..?
G:...Uh..No?
M: I haven't seen you since that night in Vegas, when you gave me this little bastard.
L: Love you too mother!

*Idea #2:: Lee goes up to his mother, and askes her a couple questions -
L: Mother! Mother! Why don't you ever hug me?
M: Cuz it wasn't in the custody papers your father signed.
L: Well...who's my father?
M: Who's your sensei?
L: Gai.
M: How old are you?
L: 17.
M: What month were you born in?
L: November.
M: 9 months minus november...17 years ago, February...Yeah, that's him.
***later at Lee's training grounds***
G: Hey Lee, ready to train?
L: Daddy..!
G: Oh sh!t...*runs*
L: *chases after him*
***lee's 'love child' - inside joke - chases after lee, who is chasing gai***
LC: Woop, woop, woop
L: *turns around*
L: Get away from me you ugly little creature! Can't you see I don't want to be your father?!
G: *thinks:: Couldn't have said it better myself*



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