Vampire vs Ninja?

you wouldn't like glitter so much if you farted glitter.

okay..i dont like glitter that much. and its weird cause edward from FMA has the same name as ..edward the vamp and its just..blah...

I don't think I've ever confused those two ed's before, Raz Matazz.

its not confusing them..its just...one's a short alchemist who's brother is a suit of armour and the other is a shiny vampire who's at least a few centeries old...

I say (edited the y from a w) Ninjas, because they exist, and Vampires do not

are you sure vampires do not exist? how can you be so sure? Maybe they live amoung us in secret..hohoho

Azarni_Rin wrote:are you sure vampires do not exist? how can you be so sure? Maybe they live amoung us in secret..hohoho

because vampires first originated on books, of fiction, or something like that

but ninjas could hold a concert in the middle of a busy city and not be noticed at all

or maybe vampires could have existed then started breeding with humans and eventually lost some of their vampire features..

Azarni_Rin wrote:or maybe vampires could have existed then started breeding with humans and eventually lost some of their vampire features..

that is ridiculous

why would vampires want to do that anyways?

amaterasu wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:are you sure vampires do not exist? how can you be so sure? Maybe they live amoung us in secret..hohoho

because vampires first originated on books, of fiction, or something like that

but ninjas could hold a concert in the middle of a busy city and not be noticed at all

Vampires first originated from folklore.. its all this twilight crap that makes people think that they were created first in books.

amaterasu wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:or maybe vampires could have existed then started breeding with humans and eventually lost some of their vampire features..

that is ridiculous

why would vampires want to do that anyways?

love perhaps? I mean theyre still human just..not alive with supernatural abilities and maybe, due to the loss of most vampires ( i suddenly lost my train of thought...)

CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:are you sure vampires do not exist? how can you be so sure? Maybe they live amoung us in secret..hohoho

because vampires first originated on books, of fiction, or something like that

but ninjas could hold a concert in the middle of a busy city and not be noticed at all

Vampires first originated from folklore.. its all this twilight crap that makes people think that they were created first in books.

i dont think they were first created in books. seriously, before twilight, i loved viampires still (along with a bunch of other mythological stuff) ;)

Azarni_Rin wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:or maybe vampires could have existed then started breeding with humans and eventually lost some of their vampire features..

that is ridiculous

why would vampires want to do that anyways?

love perhaps? I mean theyre still human just..not alive with supernatural abilities and maybe, due to the loss of most vampires ( i suddenly lost my train of thought...)

Highly highly doubt a vampire would fall in love with a human.. it wouldn't work =/

CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:are you sure vampires do not exist? how can you be so sure? Maybe they live amoung us in secret..hohoho

because vampires first originated on books, of fiction, or something like that

but ninjas could hold a concert in the middle of a busy city and not be noticed at all

Vampires first originated from folklore.. its all this twilight crap that makes people think that they were created first in books.

I was thinking of Dracula

as far as I know, that is the earliest tale of vampires

so that is what I meant, but I am no expert on the history of vampire tales

CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:or maybe vampires could have existed then started breeding with humans and eventually lost some of their vampire features..

that is ridiculous

why would vampires want to do that anyways?

love perhaps? I mean theyre still human just..not alive with supernatural abilities and maybe, due to the loss of most vampires ( i suddenly lost my train of thought...)

Highly highly doubt a vampire would fall in love with a human.. it wouldn't work =/

well its like how they said man could never land on the moon! humans wouldnt be able to fly! (well, we still cant but you get what i mean) and a bunch of other stuff that they said we humans wouldnt be able to do but did!

amaterasu wrote:

CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:are you sure vampires do not exist? how can you be so sure? Maybe they live amoung us in secret..hohoho

because vampires first originated on books, of fiction, or something like that

but ninjas could hold a concert in the middle of a busy city and not be noticed at all

Vampires first originated from folklore.. its all this twilight crap that makes people think that they were created first in books.

I was thinking of Dracula

as far as I know, that is the earliest tale of vampires

so that is what I meant, but I am no expert on the history of vampire tales

i think dracula was just like a story sorta thing but i think the earliest vampires where..something..like in Egypt or china or something...like corpses that came from the dead and sucked the blood of children and women...

Azarni_Rin wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:are you sure vampires do not exist? how can you be so sure? Maybe they live amoung us in secret..hohoho

because vampires first originated on books, of fiction, or something like that

but ninjas could hold a concert in the middle of a busy city and not be noticed at all

Vampires first originated from folklore.. its all this twilight crap that makes people think that they were created first in books.

I was thinking of Dracula

as far as I know, that is the earliest tale of vampires

so that is what I meant, but I am no expert on the history of vampire tales

i think dracula was just like a story sorta thing but i think the earliest vampires where..something..like in Egypt or china or something...like corpses that came from the dead and sucked the blood of children and women...

that sounds like a zombie

O.o

Azarni_Rin wrote:

CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:or maybe vampires could have existed then started breeding with humans and eventually lost some of their vampire features..

that is ridiculous

why would vampires want to do that anyways?

love perhaps? I mean theyre still human just..not alive with supernatural abilities and maybe, due to the loss of most vampires ( i suddenly lost my train of thought...)

Highly highly doubt a vampire would fall in love with a human.. it wouldn't work =/

well its like how they said man could never land on the moon! humans wouldnt be able to fly! (well, we still cant but you get what i mean) and a bunch of other stuff that they said we humans wouldnt be able to do but did!

Vampires usually drink the blood of animals, not humans, and even if they did the human would die instantly from blood loss, this crap about humans turning into vampires is all stupid, since the human body would not be able to survive on a diet of blood cause there is not enough protein, carbohydrates, and fats present in blood.


Kind of rules out a vampire being in a typical human form, don't you think? Unless vampires aren't even in human form at all? But then it would be like 'how were they created?'

CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:

CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:or maybe vampires could have existed then started breeding with humans and eventually lost some of their vampire features..

that is ridiculous

why would vampires want to do that anyways?

love perhaps? I mean theyre still human just..not alive with supernatural abilities and maybe, due to the loss of most vampires ( i suddenly lost my train of thought...)

Highly highly doubt a vampire would fall in love with a human.. it wouldn't work =/

well its like how they said man could never land on the moon! humans wouldnt be able to fly! (well, we still cant but you get what i mean) and a bunch of other stuff that they said we humans wouldnt be able to do but did!

Vampires usually drink the blood of animals, not humans, and even if they did the human would die instantly from blood loss, this crap about humans turning into vampires is all stupid, since the human body would not be able to survive on a diet of blood cause there is not enough protein, carbohydrates, and fats present in blood.


Kind of rules out a vampire being in a typical human form, don't you think? Unless vampires aren't even in human form at all? But then it would be like 'how were they created?'

then they are just demons of some sort?

CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:

CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:or maybe vampires could have existed then started breeding with humans and eventually lost some of their vampire features..

that is ridiculous

why would vampires want to do that anyways?

love perhaps? I mean theyre still human just..not alive with supernatural abilities and maybe, due to the loss of most vampires ( i suddenly lost my train of thought...)

Highly highly doubt a vampire would fall in love with a human.. it wouldn't work =/

well its like how they said man could never land on the moon! humans wouldnt be able to fly! (well, we still cant but you get what i mean) and a bunch of other stuff that they said we humans wouldnt be able to do but did!

Vampires usually drink the blood of animals, not humans, and even if they did the human would die instantly from blood loss, this crap about humans turning into vampires is all stupid, since the human body would not be able to survive on a diet of blood cause there is not enough protein, carbohydrates, and fats present in blood.


Kind of rules out a vampire being in a typical human form, don't you think? Unless vampires aren't even in human form at all? But then it would be like 'how were they created?'

they're the undead!
they can turn humans into one of them by injecting some venom or somethign like that into them.
how were they created? well, somewhere..im not sure where..in the old days..not sure when...vampires were the corpses of people with unsettled buisness or they come alive to get revenge or something like that..-.-

amaterasu wrote:

CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:

CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:or maybe vampires could have existed then started breeding with humans and eventually lost some of their vampire features..

that is ridiculous

why would vampires want to do that anyways?

love perhaps? I mean theyre still human just..not alive with supernatural abilities and maybe, due to the loss of most vampires ( i suddenly lost my train of thought...)

Highly highly doubt a vampire would fall in love with a human.. it wouldn't work =/

well its like how they said man could never land on the moon! humans wouldnt be able to fly! (well, we still cant but you get what i mean) and a bunch of other stuff that they said we humans wouldnt be able to do but did!

Vampires usually drink the blood of animals, not humans, and even if they did the human would die instantly from blood loss, this crap about humans turning into vampires is all stupid, since the human body would not be able to survive on a diet of blood cause there is not enough protein, carbohydrates, and fats present in blood.


Kind of rules out a vampire being in a typical human form, don't you think? Unless vampires aren't even in human form at all? But then it would be like 'how were they created?'

then they are just demons of some sort?

Folklore suggested that they were demons.. well to be honest they pretty much are!

I mean.. the oldschool real vampires weren't very nice guys, like Dracula? Yeah.. cutting of peoples heads and stuff isn't exactly the nicest of things to be doing is it? xD

Nothing like ole' Edward Cullen anyway :P

amaterasu wrote:

CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:

CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:or maybe vampires could have existed then started breeding with humans and eventually lost some of their vampire features..

that is ridiculous

why would vampires want to do that anyways?

love perhaps? I mean theyre still human just..not alive with supernatural abilities and maybe, due to the loss of most vampires ( i suddenly lost my train of thought...)

Highly highly doubt a vampire would fall in love with a human.. it wouldn't work =/

well its like how they said man could never land on the moon! humans wouldnt be able to fly! (well, we still cant but you get what i mean) and a bunch of other stuff that they said we humans wouldnt be able to do but did!

Vampires usually drink the blood of animals, not humans, and even if they did the human would die instantly from blood loss, this crap about humans turning into vampires is all stupid, since the human body would not be able to survive on a diet of blood cause there is not enough protein, carbohydrates, and fats present in blood.


Kind of rules out a vampire being in a typical human form, don't you think? Unless vampires aren't even in human form at all? But then it would be like 'how were they created?'

then they are just demons of some sort?

undead..kinda like zombies i guess except theyre better looking and have a thirst for blood...maybe theyre a bit of demon and zombie...huh...

Azarni_Rin wrote:

CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:

CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:or maybe vampires could have existed then started breeding with humans and eventually lost some of their vampire features..

that is ridiculous

why would vampires want to do that anyways?

love perhaps? I mean theyre still human just..not alive with supernatural abilities and maybe, due to the loss of most vampires ( i suddenly lost my train of thought...)

Highly highly doubt a vampire would fall in love with a human.. it wouldn't work =/

well its like how they said man could never land on the moon! humans wouldnt be able to fly! (well, we still cant but you get what i mean) and a bunch of other stuff that they said we humans wouldnt be able to do but did!

Vampires usually drink the blood of animals, not humans, and even if they did the human would die instantly from blood loss, this crap about humans turning into vampires is all stupid, since the human body would not be able to survive on a diet of blood cause there is not enough protein, carbohydrates, and fats present in blood.


Kind of rules out a vampire being in a typical human form, don't you think? Unless vampires aren't even in human form at all? But then it would be like 'how were they created?'

they're the undead!
they can turn humans into one of them by injecting some venom or somethign like that into them.
how were they created? well, somewhere..im not sure where..in the old days..not sure when...vampires were the corpses of people with unsettled buisness or they come alive to get revenge or something like that..-.-

No.. just no.

If a vampire could turn another human being into a vampire, we would ALL be vampires by now.. with their desire to feed..
And think a few hundred years back.. even LESS people on the earth.. meaning even less people to turn into vampires.. meaning they would all be vampires.

And if vampires couldn't die then the world would have far far more people alive today than there are now..

Thats what folklore suggests, but then thats virtually the exact same that can be said for ghosts or poltergeists.. unfinished business and all that :P

Azarni_Rin wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:

CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:or maybe vampires could have existed then started breeding with humans and eventually lost some of their vampire features..

that is ridiculous

why would vampires want to do that anyways?

love perhaps? I mean theyre still human just..not alive with supernatural abilities and maybe, due to the loss of most vampires ( i suddenly lost my train of thought...)

Highly highly doubt a vampire would fall in love with a human.. it wouldn't work =/

well its like how they said man could never land on the moon! humans wouldnt be able to fly! (well, we still cant but you get what i mean) and a bunch of other stuff that they said we humans wouldnt be able to do but did!

Vampires usually drink the blood of animals, not humans, and even if they did the human would die instantly from blood loss, this crap about humans turning into vampires is all stupid, since the human body would not be able to survive on a diet of blood cause there is not enough protein, carbohydrates, and fats present in blood.


Kind of rules out a vampire being in a typical human form, don't you think? Unless vampires aren't even in human form at all? But then it would be like 'how were they created?'

then they are just demons of some sort?

undead..kinda like zombies i guess except theyre better looking and have a thirst for blood...maybe theyre a bit of demon and zombie...huh...

Vampires aren't good looking... you realise this right?


Anne Rice and Stephanie Meyer don't actually write about REAL vampires.. those authors just turn them ino like sex objects or something lol..

CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:

CLAIRVOYANTdisease wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

Azarni_Rin wrote:or maybe vampires could have existed then started breeding with humans and eventually lost some of their vampire features..

that is ridiculous

why would vampires want to do that anyways?

love perhaps? I mean theyre still human just..not alive with supernatural abilities and maybe, due to the loss of most vampires ( i suddenly lost my train of thought...)

Highly highly doubt a vampire would fall in love with a human.. it wouldn't work =/

well its like how they said man could never land on the moon! humans wouldnt be able to fly! (well, we still cant but you get what i mean) and a bunch of other stuff that they said we humans wouldnt be able to do but did!

Vampires usually drink the blood of animals, not humans, and even if they did the human would die instantly from blood loss, this crap about humans turning into vampires is all stupid, since the human body would not be able to survive on a diet of blood cause there is not enough protein, carbohydrates, and fats present in blood.


Kind of rules out a vampire being in a typical human form, don't you think? Unless vampires aren't even in human form at all? But then it would be like 'how were they created?'

then they are just demons of some sort?

undead..kinda like zombies i guess except theyre better looking and have a thirst for blood...maybe theyre a bit of demon and zombie...huh...

Vampires aren't good looking... you realise this right?


Anne Rice and Stephanie Meyer don't actually write about REAL vampires.. those authors just turn them ino like sex objects or something lol..

well i think vampires are nicer to the eyes than zombies...