Abby's Epic Failure : Ice.

I'm very upset about this -____-;
All. I wanted. Was. ICE.
Ice! That's the only thing I wanted! For my Sprite!
But nooo.
I can't just have some ice!
I need an explosion of ice tray moments to kill my Sprite drinking mood!

-sighs and mutters-

If any of you care to know, which now you probably do because it says "ABBY'S Epic Fail', here's the story.

All I wanted was some ice, right? I did get it, but I accidentally dropped one. Okay, no big deal, just let the dog get it.
I go to put it back in the freezer with ONE HAND.
And I drop the fucking thing.
And ALLLLL of the ice in it falls out.
And the dog comes over, and what does she do with even ONE piece of ice?
Absolutely nothing.

So, I pick all of it up and throw them into the sink to melt and stuff. Then my mom and my brother come in and I tell them what just happened.
Jake starts laughing at me while I begin filling up the ice tray again.
Then, when I go to put the ice tray back in the freezer, I pick up the other one so I can put it under it, so when people take the ice out they don't accidentally get the one that's still trying to freeze.
Again, I'm only using ONE HAND.
I get the one I just filled up into the freezer, and, still with one hand, go to put the one I took out back in.
And then it turns over because my wrist moved.

The tray. Was filled. With ICE WATER.
And I got it all over the damn floor.
Because I thought it was ice!
But no! It was beginning-to-freeze WATER.

It was so damn embarrassing -____-
And what pissed me off was that my brother only laughed! He didn't do anything to help clean it up!
And, because I was getting mad at him, my mom told him to go back outside and check the chicken that was on the grill.
So, me and my mom cleaned up, and then she started laughing too!

I didn't think it was very funny, but I guess it was D:

Oh, and at that point, I STILL hadn't poured myself any Sprite.
And what happens when I do?
I overfill the stupid glass.
That's right.
Three fails in 20 minutes.

I'm sure WOTN is so proud of me now.
ALL ABOARD THE FAILBOAT!

-Abby out.